Reposted by Phil SSimes80 @simes80.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Was confused by this thread at the start, then got hit by the 10th post. We are so screwed in this country. 012 0
Reposted by Phil SSean Bell @seancmbell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I stand by this, but even I wasn't expecting the Spectator to publish a hatchet job on Anthony Bourdain, written by a far-right influencer, which opens by *approvingly quoting the Unabomber* 501075194 0
Reposted by Phil SSamira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This story is absolutely insane. Somehow each paragraph is madder than the last. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBBC obtains Northamptonshire Police video of woman's arrestNadine Buzzard-Quashie speaks for first time about her 52918 0
Reposted by Phil SAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines. 212645740 0
Reposted by Phil SWarrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 05/02/2026Funny how all these awful shits banging on about "core British values" always mean racism. They never mean the post-war consensus of a welfare state, NHS, social housing that dominated and transformed the lives of most people currently alive in the UK. 828771 0
Reposted by Phil SAndrew Cherry @kolektiv.xyncro.com · 28/01/2026I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!aiskillshub.org.ukAI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub 421128499 0
Reposted by Phil SJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps. 1131045370 0
Reposted by Phil SNick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Do you like beef? Do you like cocaine? You're going to love Barry's lozenges! 33212 0
Reposted by Phil SJeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In Agadoo did Kubla Khan Push pineapples, shake the tree 10407145 0
Reposted by Phil SDr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This is silly and probably unfair to the people of Hebden Bridge, but the first thing I always associate with the name of that town is this absolute classic, photographed at a mini-library in a nearby village (photo not my own): 610417 0
Reposted by Phil SJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9424682514398 0
Reposted by Phil SMazzyK @mazzyk.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Just in case you never saw this on Twitter, it’s a masterpiece of a thread. 24217 0
Reposted by Phil SFoz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 23/12/2025in which vein, I think we should all embrace go stick your head in a pig as the default response to being presented with AI 1203 0
Reposted by Phil SAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.” 15717117 0
Reposted by Phil SDamien: Omen II the Joy Fantastic @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen. 180160586461 0
Reposted by Phil Siucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly 4643981063 0
Reposted by Phil SCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird: 6333871509 0
Reposted by Phil SMark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The idea adults currently unable to work, or unable to find work, living with mental ill-health are a kind of reserve workforce just ready to be activated by the right application of sticks and reduction of carrots is a beloved one of people who see mental ill-health as a category not an experience 22712 0
Reposted by Phil SThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness. “Never used to be like this,” he insists. 391194315 0
Reposted by Phil SEva Amsen @evaamsen.com · 02/12/2025"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer. Yes, but not in the way you're thinking... 1498 0
Reposted by Phil SRussell Borogove @borogove.bsky.social · 28/11/2025techbros: we have created AGI cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 71621347 0
Reposted by Phil SJack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Great illustration of the austerity ratchet in Britain - restoring the pre-Osborne welfare state treated like wild-eyed radicalism 010041 0
Reposted by Phil SJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop" The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant" 56965198 0
Reposted by Phil SMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Putting an out of office on that just says “fingies cold” 0817 0
Reposted by Phil SEuan @euan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025‘what if torture and inhumane and degrading treatment was fine sometimes’ – the Labour Party 510947 0
Reposted by Phil SDr. Daniel P. Jones @danielpjones.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I'll be giving a public performance lecture at Dance City in Newcastle on Thu 27th November as a follow up to my Artist Residency. Sign up (for free!) for all things #TouretteSyndrome, affect, and pom pom-related! www.dancecity.co.uk/performance/... #PerformanceArt #Dance #AcademicSky 154 0
Reposted by Phil SMade of Stone @madeofstone1.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill 301307296 0
Reposted by Phil SElisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 05/11/2025Remember, remember The 5th of November, Sparklers and hotdogs and hats. Go watch an organised display, And stop scaring dogs, you twats. 26315 0
Reposted by Phil SLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/10/2025“Our health and social care sector is built on the hard work and rich diversity of its workforce" is the polite way of saying “Our health and social care sector would be absolutely fucked without workers from overseas". 13810 0
Reposted by Phil SPeter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis. 5027331025 0
Reposted by Phil SThe great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 14/10/2025oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that. 5640147 0
Reposted by Phil SEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while. 2875032457 0
Reposted by Phil SRhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes. 13877601966 0
Reposted by Phil SJohn86 @john86l.bsky.social · 05/10/2025You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help. 501109362 0
Reposted by Phil SBen McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Interesting that this has come in reaction to the Gaza protests, and not the people setting fire to hotels with people in them. 068 0
Reposted by Phil SLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 02/10/2025As the honorary treasurer of the Guild of Unfortunate Surnames, I am happy to report that we have a contender for life president. 3459 0
Reposted by Phil SMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25. 647249298240 0
Reposted by Phil SMinnie Rahman @minnierahman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The voluntary and community sector doesn’t need or want migrants to do forced labour for us in a form of state exploitation. We do need the govt. to stop targeting the groups we serve and fund us to do the jobs the state relies on us for. And to like end poverty and the economic crisis. 34816 0
Reposted by Phil SHelen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 26/09/2025In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night: Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at? **pause** Him: "Anything where it has to be right". 181073368 0
Reposted by Phil SZoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 26/09/20253. this is not the moment for an incredibly expensive increase in state surveillance infrastructure to be run for profit by private tech firms just before Labour ushers in an (even more) authoritarian right wing government. FIX THE GODDAMN COST OF LIVING INSTEAD YOU FREAKS. 642775643 0
Reposted by Phil SFossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 25/09/2025It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures 1141605482 0
Reposted by Phil SOmar Khan @omaromalleykhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025When I interviewed older South Asian British people about their retirement decisions over a decade ago, a large number said they had kept a passport and land in India and Pakistan 'just in case' When I asked 'in case what?' they responded 'in case we are told to leave Britain' 12268117 0