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"Phil has confused ‘being lumpenly offensive’ with ‘a great sense of humour and big personality’."

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Simes80 @simes80.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was confused by this thread at the start, then got hit by the 10th post. We are so screwed in this country.
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Sean Bell @seancmbell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I stand by this, but even I wasn't expecting the Spectator to publish a hatchet job on Anthony Bourdain, written by a far-right influencer, which opens by *approvingly quoting the Unabomber*
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Kylie Jenner’s pervert glasses ad
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Samira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This story is absolutely insane. Somehow each paragraph is madder than the last. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
BBC obtains Northamptonshire Police video of woman's arrest
Nadine Buzzard-Quashie speaks for first time about her
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
BBC News headlines: Education
School caterers 'confident' of meat
Missing children data 'worrying'
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 05/02/2026
Funny how all these awful shits banging on about "core British values" always mean racism. They never mean the post-war consensus of a welfare state, NHS, social housing that dominated and transformed the lives of most people currently alive in the UK.
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Andrew Cherry @kolektiv.xyncro.com · 28/01/2026
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
aiskillshub.org.uk
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
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Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Do you like beef? Do you like cocaine? You're going to love Barry's lozenges!
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In Agadoo did Kubla Khan Push pineapples, shake the tree
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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is silly and probably unfair to the people of Hebden Bridge, but the first thing I always associate with the name of that town is this absolute classic, photographed at a mini-library in a nearby village (photo not my own):
Some books, accompanied by a note in the window:

NOTICE

WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS [sic] PIT THAT IS

HEBDEN BRIDGE
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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MazzyK @mazzyk.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just in case you never saw this on Twitter, it’s a masterpiece of a thread.
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
in which vein, I think we should all embrace go stick your head in a pig as the default response to being presented with AI
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.”
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Damien: Omen II the Joy Fantastic @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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Mark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The idea adults currently unable to work, or unable to find work, living with mental ill-health are a kind of reserve workforce just ready to be activated by the right application of sticks and reduction of carrots is a beloved one of people who see mental ill-health as a category not an experience
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness. “Never used to be like this,” he insists.
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Eva Amsen @evaamsen.com · 02/12/2025
"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer. Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
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Russell Borogove @borogove.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
techbros: we have created AGI cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Great illustration of the austerity ratchet in Britain - restoring the pre-Osborne welfare state treated like wild-eyed radicalism
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop" The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Putting an out of office on that just says “fingies cold”
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
‘what if torture and inhumane and degrading treatment was fine sometimes’ – the Labour Party
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Dr. Daniel P. Jones @danielpjones.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I'll be giving a public performance lecture at Dance City in Newcastle on Thu 27th November as a follow up to my Artist Residency. Sign up (for free!) for all things #TouretteSyndrome, affect, and pom pom-related! www.dancecity.co.uk/performance/... #PerformanceArt #Dance #AcademicSky
Daniel leans forwards, arms to his side, and extends his right leg backwards. He is on a black stage. Daniel looks directly up towards theatre lights, his arms down at his side Daniel kneels, tangled in yarn whilst he makes a pom pom
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Made of Stone @madeofstone1.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 05/11/2025
Remember, remember The 5th of November, Sparklers and hotdogs and hats. Go watch an organised display, And stop scaring dogs, you twats.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Great tackle that. #NUFC
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DaiDragon @daidragon.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Da iawn, Caerffili. 👏💜
Reform's HQ in Caerffili/Caerphilly with the words "NOW U CAN FUCK OFF HOME" written on it's shutters
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“Our health and social care sector is built on the hard work and rich diversity of its workforce" is the polite way of saying “Our health and social care sector would be absolutely fucked without workers from overseas".
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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.
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Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Interesting that this has come in reaction to the Gaza protests, and not the people setting fire to hotels with people in them.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
As the honorary treasurer of the Guild of Unfortunate Surnames, I am happy to report that we have a contender for life president.
The pizza ovens at Paesano in Glasgow were built by GIANNI ACUNTO of Naples.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Minnie Rahman @minnierahman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The voluntary and community sector doesn’t need or want migrants to do forced labour for us in a form of state exploitation. We do need the govt. to stop targeting the groups we serve and fund us to do the jobs the state relies on us for. And to like end poverty and the economic crisis.
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night: Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at? **pause** Him: "Anything where it has to be right".
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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
3. ⁠this is not the moment for an incredibly expensive increase in state surveillance infrastructure to be run for profit by private tech firms just before Labour ushers in an (even more) authoritarian right wing government. FIX THE GODDAMN COST OF LIVING INSTEAD YOU FREAKS.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures
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Omar Khan @omaromalleykhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
When I interviewed older South Asian British people about their retirement decisions over a decade ago, a large number said they had kept a passport and land in India and Pakistan 'just in case' When I asked 'in case what?' they responded 'in case we are told to leave Britain'
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