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Phil S

@shnickety.bsky.social
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"Phil has confused ‘being lumpenly offensive’ with ‘a great sense of humour and big personality’."

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My problem is that laughing hurts at the minute so I shouldn't be watching this Spurs match.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Vaguely aware of 3 of the names but couldn't tell you anything about them so you're clearly much younger than me.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That explains the long face.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want it framed.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If they have to send him back here make him swim home.
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Simes80 @simes80.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was confused by this thread at the start, then got hit by the 10th post. We are so screwed in this country.
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Sean Bell @seancmbell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I stand by this, but even I wasn't expecting the Spectator to publish a hatchet job on Anthony Bourdain, written by a far-right influencer, which opens by *approvingly quoting the Unabomber*
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Kylie Jenner’s pervert glasses ad
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Not Like This
Alt: A character from the Matrix repeating "Not Like This"
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Best: Keanu Reeves. Worst: "Arnold Schwarzenegger if he'd never heard of the gym."
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bioromcom
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Samira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This story is absolutely insane. Somehow each paragraph is madder than the last. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
BBC obtains Northamptonshire Police video of woman's arrest
Nadine Buzzard-Quashie speaks for first time about her
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lucky
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
1/95
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I think I'd bring back either my hairline or my waistline from the end of the 80s.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I don't know he got his legs to do that.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No such thing as bad publicity?
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Every six to nine decades surely?
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I've got a letter from the hospital calling me a "pleasant young man" that I'm thinking of having framed.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sorry about that, mob mentality.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'd be surprised if we don't get another.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
And Tuba is Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Stoatally understandable.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
BBC News headlines: Education
School caterers 'confident' of meat
Missing children data 'worrying'
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If he hadn't given it they would've agreed with him on that.
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 05/02/2026
Funny how all these awful shits banging on about "core British values" always mean racism. They never mean the post-war consensus of a welfare state, NHS, social housing that dominated and transformed the lives of most people currently alive in the UK.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
As an old person I think it looks great.
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Andrew Cherry @kolektiv.xyncro.com · 28/01/2026
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
aiskillshub.org.uk
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Double stuffed Greek would be bold indeed.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
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Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Do you like beef? Do you like cocaine? You're going to love Barry's lozenges!
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In Agadoo did Kubla Khan Push pineapples, shake the tree
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Finding out he also wrote the film Kinky Boots has got "filthy little fuckpigs" stuck in my head again.
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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is silly and probably unfair to the people of Hebden Bridge, but the first thing I always associate with the name of that town is this absolute classic, photographed at a mini-library in a nearby village (photo not my own):
Some books, accompanied by a note in the window:

NOTICE

WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS [sic] PIT THAT IS

HEBDEN BRIDGE
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute. Scene from The Hunger Games.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
He's also a 5 letter word ending in NCE.
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MazzyK @mazzyk.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just in case you never saw this on Twitter, it’s a masterpiece of a thread.
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
in which vein, I think we should all embrace go stick your head in a pig as the default response to being presented with AI
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.”
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Damien: Omen II the Joy Fantastic @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Not Thag Simmons.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Absolutely.
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Phil S @shnickety.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I feel this from the bottom of my full-sized aortic pump. We've got a system that by default will rewrite emails for you to sound like a Nigerian prince with a financial proposition.
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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