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@mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
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I am, above all, dedicated to the great expenditure of time and effort in pursuit of laziness.

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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 7h
For me, and I would imagine many of my age and geography, BBC's Ghostwatch really did the thing.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about having a loss leader is that it only works when you sell other products to make up for the loss. Otherwise you've just created a money furnace.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But I don't *want* personalised music. I know already what my head sounds like, all too fucking well. I want to hear what it's like in someone else's head. Why doesn't this guy? Is he stupid?
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whatever else there is to say about 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, it's the first time in well over 30 years I've heard Iron Maiden whilst thinking "This is cool as fuck, actually", and that's something
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope that this present dispute around Drumcree is resolved soon and Unionism can get back to its traditional practices of ignoring the sex criminals in their leadership cadre.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the canards of the times was that you, yes YOU, had some unexamined bigotry from your past lurking on your timeline and it was just a matter of time until They came calling, and most people just didn't
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not for nothing, either, but I'm getting a little bit fucked off with this whole "28 years" narrative about Drumcree, too. A timeframe very deliberately selected to cut out the Orange Order and DUP's prior cosying up to the UVF/LVF and the waves of violence they helped unleash across the North
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Periodic reminder that if it wasn't for illegal protests blocking public roads and threatening violence, none of us would ever have heard of that little shit Jamie Bryson, and he should be reminded of this at every possible opportunity.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a grim sense that the words "Carla Lockhart" and "hot mic" are going to play an outsize role in whatever transpires today
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Thommo is a tout, pass it on
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can drink whatever you like at an interview because the job is probably already promised to a friend of a friend (if it even exists), and recruitment has become a ritual to see how much shit you will eat over and above consideration of competence. Fuck it. You might as well have a pint.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right wing philosophy is essentially writing 3,000 words of the 14 words.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Between Yarvin and Yudkowsky, it really is a golden age for complete fucking idiots just saying shit. I'm not sure there is a Greek term for "Rule by those who write elaborate and specific creepypasta"
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hot takey, maybe, but the refusal to acknowledge that Chinese science and tech is operating at peer or near-peer levels to the west because of lol-TEMU-they-only-copy-and-steal chauvinism is a bigger security threat to the US than losing a couple of bits of their latest Brown Folk Annihilator Jet
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bill Steer on "The Scythe's Remorseless Swing"
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a gym opening in a lockup garage near where I work, with this horrible AI-looking sign out front reading "Alpha High Performance Facility", and I assume that the stretches and warm-up are taken care of when you have to spend 25 minutes uncringing your entire skeleton every time you see it.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wankey diagram was right there!
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It says a lot about the calibre of conspiracy theorist we have three days that they seem to be sated by a government investigation. Fuck sake, lads, have some pride in your work.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't think I'm built to understand the sexual politics of the EA/AI crowd. Around the point I found myself breaking out MatLab to explain why having sex with me was good and enjoyable for everyone, actually, I would put on tungsten boots and walk into the cold embrace of the north Atlantic.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not saying I'm getting old, but I just turned the stereo down so I could see something more clearly.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As an exercise, I think the good people of Crossmaglen ought to have themselves a wee vote on independence from the UK, just to see exactly what UKGOV makes of local democracy.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To zoom out from the Sheeran debacle, and without detracting from the fun of seeing the little goblin eat shit, the venue owner still "wins" here (the tickets are sold, folks) and when they decide it's your favourite band that are a bit too mouthy, or brown, or queer, you know who did that
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, this man is the world's most obvious fucking fraud, By accident or design, he's the industry's hype man, screaming that the problem is that the computers might actually get too good. At best, he's reinvented controlled opposition from first principles
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Erin go blah
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a warning in here for the various Unionist/Loyalist figures coding up to Restore and Reform. It's still going to be extremely funny to watch them find out in real time that they're just Paddy, Biddy and Mick.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A truculent response
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who knew Silent Hill was in Nottingham?
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My concerns are so legitimate that if we were to enumerate or interrogate them in any way whatsoever reality itself would collapse into the infinite.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The world has been cowped since we found out all those wankers were calling themselves "The Intellectual Dark Web" and didn't report it with the same gravitas deserved of a 13 year old's first attempts to name their metal band.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's still up! It's still up!
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Even as a man who has on no less than four separate occasions showed up to a band practice with a really cool riff that I wrote that was, in fact, Thin Lizzy's "Chinatown", this seems incredibly blatant and open and shut
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's a few people I think could definitely beat a chimpanzee and should have it recommended to them. The Tate brothers. Connor McGregor. Pete Hegseth. Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon. Preferably on free-to-air television
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
Being Wes Chatham, inhabiting Amos Burton
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Of all the things I know in my very bones, every male Reform member having a cousin who decided around age 15 they didn't like visiting any more is the one thing I know most.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm gonna write a screenplay about how the world's greatest methods actor paid my mortgage for no particular reason. I wanna see those fuckers commit to the bit
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's easy to mock the Space Force uniforms and aesthetics bit let me tell you, why the first couple of platoons get plastered over several thousand acres by their SpaceX transports doing SpaceX transport things, it's just going to get easier
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Right. Sunday off work, it would practically be rude not to get a roast dinner on the go here
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow. I guess we can all just go New Hell
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I would sooner have my carcass rolled into the sewers and forgotten than nothing like this, with all the sincerity of "Your call is important to us"
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New auto-generated playlist for your stoner rock buddies just dropped. Probably not as good as @robdelaney.bsky.social though
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
High On Fire's "Snakes For The Divine" is what happens when you feed your Thunderstruck after midnight.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People forget that the Harry Potter fandom was solely responsible for elevating Doctor Who heads to the second least fuckable type of nerd.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the US government is about 18 months from questioning if the kids in the latest mass shooting died from gunshots, or with gunshots.
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: Kennedy asked to remove Pennsylvania measles death from CDC tally, sources say
U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. asked his new CDC director to remove a reference to two Pennsylvania deaths from the agency’s online measles tally after he questioned whether the disease c...
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's the thing: All these people know this has almost no chance of success. Nothing whatsoever has changed in Garvaghy to make the march any more accepted or feasible. They* aren't this stupid. This is the purest, clearest possible example of shit-stirring for clout imaginable.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Being charitable, if you worked at the Telegraph, your world would consist of people who don't have any special needs, they're just cunts, and so you might well come to expect this is how the world works.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Oh Heavens, won't somebody think of the racists!" If you feel ostracised by anti-racist sentiment, good. Also, fuck you. I hope your next shit is a hedgehog
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who could have foreseen that the machine marketed as a way to buy competence would be used by the incompetent to buy competence?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
these people should be ashamed of themselves for several reasons share.google/IB2NzxpKmZaF...
The USFS said the climbers told them they had used an artificial intelligence platform, YouTube videos and AllTrails to plan the trip. They said they relied on AI to decide what food to bring and how much food and water they would need.

The group said it packed supplies for an eight-hour climb, not its roughly 16-hour ascent. The climbers said AI recommended simple carbohydrates instead of fats because fats “take too long to digest.”

“We relied too much on AI rather than our own critical thinking,” the group told rangers
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The entire fifteen seconds of vexed relief that for all its horrors the Pelicot case was some unique evil would appear to be up.
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guitar Players Them Livtra Nanocore yokes that are like, 40 quid on AliExpress are fecking great. Neural Amp Modeller in yer pocket, sounds real nice, weighs as much as a picture of itself and works pretty much perfectly all the time. Get one.
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