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@shmeggley.bsky.social
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We lost a true warrior tonight, my favorite kitchen spatula for 20 years. Gonna pour one out.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do have free will but most of me has free won't lol.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
The soft drink 7 Up got its name from its seven ingredients: Lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In that moment Ged understood the singing of the bird, and the language of the water falling in the basin of the fountain, and the shape of the clouds, and the beginning and end of the wind that stirred the leaves.
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two coyote teens run around and have fun - from when our pond had more water. Those are some big, moss-covered logs. #mammals #nature #dogs #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #nokings #coyotes #outdoors #BeKind
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
search: allergy friendly halloween snacks results: peanut m&ms
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Cornell rape story and the Silicon Valley professional orgy culture story are the same story.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My girlfriend organically found a shirt inspired by me and surprised me by wearing it while I was in Seattle and I think that's neat
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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Chris "🍻🍻" @thecellarmonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aww ... not feetloaf for dinner again
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A photo of a gray cat in front of a pink pie chart. On the top it says “Things that bring me joy.” The pie chart is divided into five sections that say: Going home to my cat, thinking about my cat, watching my cat enjoy a treat, rotting in bed with my cat, and talking about my cat.
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😺 All. The. Time
Photo of a grey patterned cat being handed something to sniff, cat sniffs looking very concentrated  text  "you ever just hand things to your cat to sniff so they can feel included???"
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they just created a million macklemores
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shmeggley @shmeggley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran? More like Ed She-LESS
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
with the can appearing to impose a hard limit on his physical size, we believed no threat was posed by Oscar the Grouch, until he vanished and beneath where he'd stood was found the entrance to a vast network of huge underground chambers. hours later, Paris fell. then Beijing. swallowed by the earth
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is this intimidating? He just looks cute!
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 06/09/2026
The history of spinach in Greece is a story that spans many kopitas.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HAN SOLO: never tell me the odds HAN SOLO'S BOOKIE: if you insist
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The majority of Canadians don't support land back or Indigenous sovereignty." Doesn't mean you shouldn't fight for what's right. The majority of Americans didn't support the civil rights movement
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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shmeggley @shmeggley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
OBGYN Kenobi
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Enough.
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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
dunno who this cunt is but he slapped me in the face last night at the rsa after he tried to pull my pants down and my top up. naturally after a warning I beat the living shit out of him and everybody saw so the bouncers bounced him but I want his wife to see, especially as he yelled I HAVE A WIFE
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

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FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Prince Harry to return to the UK because “you just can’t get a good beef custard in the US”
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When I die I want to be ice creamated.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Neither grief nor pride had so much truth in them as did joy, the joy that trembled in the cold wind between sky and sea, bright and brief as fire.
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Kwisatz Hottie Rack @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
for bluesky to survive, it must switch its blood with a much younger social media website
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Manami Ito, a Japanese violinist who lost her arm at 20, shows that passion and determination can overcome any obstacle. Original post
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Eunice Kennedy Shriver founded the Special Olympics in 1968. What she started as a backyard project grew into a global phenomenon. The first Special Olympics hosted 1,000 athletes in Chicago. Today, it supports millions of athletes across >170 countries She died #OTD in 2009. #SpecialOlympics
A charming photograph of Eunice Kennedy Shriver (1921–2009), the influential founder of the Special Olympics, embracing a smiling young athlete. Shriver stands behind the youth, wrapping her arms forward in a warm, supportive gesture. Her hands rest on the athlete's shoulder, and she holds a gold medal that hangs from a ribbon around the athlete's neck. Shriver has shoulder-length brown hair, and an open, joyous smile revealing her teeth. She wears a thick navy winter jacket with a plum collar showing. The athlete, also smiling broadly toward the camera, wears a brown and white knit beanie and a green hooded sweatshirt. In the blurry background, snowy outdoor slopes and a spectator in winter ski gear indicate a Special Olympics Winter Games setting. The composition emphasizes a strong emotional bond, projecting a triumphant and heartwarming mood that highlights Shriver’s lifelong legacy of fostering inclusion and celebrating athletic achievement for people with intellectual disabilities.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Library funding is tied to usage.
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