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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I nearly got flapped in the face by a tūī who was chasing a blackbird at top speed while I was going down the front stairs. I felt the air from the flap! and it was very fast and loud

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a month today since my immediate neighbour's house burned down with him in it. we share a cross lease property. I have not heard from anyone but today I saw they've taken all the flowers off his gate. is something happening?? who do I even ask. meanwhile the nightmares. I've added fire to zombies

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Penny @pennyrakau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And if you want to help but don't know where to start there are resources here predatorfreenz.org/get-involved/

predatorfreenz.org

Get involved

Find out how to get involved - place a trap in your backyard, make your garden safe for wildlife, join a local group...

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

kia ora aotearoa. it's native bird nesting season! get your traps out. here is a photo of a very cute possum caught snacking on a kereru egg. sorry cute possum but imma kill you a lot and your friends and family too

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my camera alerted me to a guy sifting about on my driveway just now and I am in bed and said through the eufy "what doin man" he goes "just looking for josiah" "well he's not here" "well I'm just looking so calm down" "wanna look at my angry dog instead? we are both pissed off by being woken up"

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm excited for this new era of ruining men's lives for gang raping a woman or knowing your mates are doing that and saying nothing

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

what? NO. delays on the train in west auckland?? when has this ever happened before

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

colleague: oh that's cool! I never saw a birthmark under someone's nail before me: yeah nah, it's not a birthmark. I just squinched it real bad colleague: I think it's kinda pretty! th....anks??

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

warehouse building supplies place on henderson valley road has either moved or gone out of business. SAD! they were my number 1 local supplier of quality timber and lumber at prices you'll love. come in and say g'day to our friendly staff. we have all your building needs covered :'(

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

architects are so chill compared to quantity surveyors

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

why is it so calming and soothing to have a big dog's head resting on your legs in bed or her getting up and turning around roun roun and digging at her blanket twenny time until you're perfectly back to back with each other and the backs of your heads are touching

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think we should put rapists in jail for life, not make them write a one-page essay I know people will say that it will only make more men kill their victims but that really does just sound like something a man who doesn't think rape is that bad would say

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

how in the world is my power bill $286?? I live alone I have short showers I only use the heat pump for an hour or two and only a couple of times a week (house insulated) heated towel rail dishwasher once a week laundry in the dryer once a week, maybe twice. generally a cold wash wtf

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people who keep festival wrist bands on for months confuse me very much

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

fuck I love seeing spineless ed sheeran eat shit and get abandoned by even his own band

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

can we please have a moment of silence for me as I lie here being forced to listen to golf tutorials that Ika is obsessed with

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have a hip full of fluid and a near-complete tear and it's not fair but at least I look like an ancient idiot limping my way around

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am comforted by how many bouquets of flowers people have left at my dead neighbour's fence. it isn't just me who liked him and is horrified at how he died. sounds like his family adored him too. my dog still pauses to say hi when we go up the driveway. I wonder if dogs understand death

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i just woke up to let the dog out and she RAN off the desk to do wees then RAN back inside to shove her snout into my armpit and get settled on my waist like I'm some op shop purchase she got on special from red cross

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sometimes I forget I can speak and read Japanese lol. I got so annoyed with my partner for not being able to sync his phone to my bluetooth panel in my car radio until he miserably suggested we swap places and I was like ohhh ok yes I can see the confusion now

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is this not the best feeling in the world

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why are there three cars parked in my driveway when I live alone and don't have any guests i don't even mind, I'm just confused

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

of course it's fireworks in the park right by my house after midnight. we cannot ban this shit soon enough

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

man I love having music in my veins. I can wake up at 2am screaming in horror about whatever and pick up my flute or uke or banjo and just play something and I can text my dad and he'll be here within the hour with his guitar

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

approximately how long does it take to move on from the death of your lovely neighbour who died in a house fire

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

can you please get your dog under control lady "he's fine" well he just shoved his snout up my dog's cunt which is why she growled at him "you're disgusting. YOU need to get YOUR dog under control" she's literally on a leash you raggedy bitch "Jake. JAKE! come here! come here. come here now'

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why don't exes leave my friends alone? just be an ex and move on. she doesn't like you anymore bro. take the fucking hint

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

maintaining a trap & bait line is all good until you set off a rat trap on your thumb while resetting it and get THE THROBS 24/7

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why is that dude doing push-ups on my driveway again

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

restraining orders don't mean shit huh

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don't have a neutral bone in my body. I will always stand up for others and I don't give a fuck about consequences. if you rape or beat my friend I will come for you with zero exceptions

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

more teens up my driveway drinking cans of Cody's and yelling and swaggering around. can you cunts actually fuck off, it's midnight on a Tuesday

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why don't we kill more rapists. I feel like we should kill more rapists

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love how cute me and my mates were 20 years ago lol

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sarah paulson as aileen wuornos is absolutely exquisite

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

brb just looking at photos of nz dabchicks

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

half my carport lazerlight is on my deck from the wind. I don't LIKE it

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

why is it so charming that dogs like to lie on blankets

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my dear friend had a home invasion last night. three little boys and one of them intervened. hopefully ACC covers this kind of trauma???

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't sleep well because what if there's another fire

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

how come almost everyone I know in the baiting and trapping scene are women?? where are the men??

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

got a call from the ultrasound people today and while I don't WANT to have a near-shorn off tendon in my hip it makes me feel less like I'm gaslighting myself. the RELIEF when she said "I assume you're in quite a bit of pain given the near-total separation, would you like some more codeine?" YES

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