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Scott Geldzahler

@shgeldz.bsky.social
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will do anything for the bit. he/him

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A bunch of cops cheering at a political rally — in uniform — as the president and AG endorse a candidate and attack their political opponents is not normal. And it is not okay.
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Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That’s right.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Video appears to show no damage to the vehicle of the man ICE killed in Houston, who had lived in America peacefully for 35 years, despite ICE's claim that he "rammed" an ICE vehicle and "tried to run over" an agent. These people are not credible.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with.
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
apparently they told people to go to the department of commerce for shelter but the doors are locked, and ngl that’s a good bit. say what you will about the big guy, but he hates his supporters as much as we do
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/07/2026
Mr President, sir. The peoples of this great nation demand your presence and words of wisdom out in the National Mall right now. They would really appreciate it if you did that hugging a flagpole bit also.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/07/2026
the president’s biggest supporters in town for the celebration it looks like
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/07/2026
DC is, flatly, owed statehood after what they have been through under this man to make sure this shit never happens again
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cool that James Madison envisioned everyone having a rocket launcher but the authors of the 14th amendment explicitly stating their intentions doesn't count for some reason.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ppl with depression get told by his party every day that theyre evil for feeling that way and bootstrap pulling and more hard work is all they need, he should have been working the sad away
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Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What Sam Alito should do with this is stick it to the LAMEstream media and not retire until 2028. That'll show 'em.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you can really chop up american politics into 3 groups: 1) people who want life to be better for everyone 2) people who want to and harm their perceived inferiors 3) people who want to slam on the brakes at whatever point in time we are at right now because all change is the same (scary)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm not Jewish, but I'm pretty sure once you've called on everyone to make friends with Nazis you don't ever get to call other Jews "kapos"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
the thing about greenblatt is that this is a dude who watched elon musk give a "heil hitler" and then said "looks like nothing to me." why would anyone take him seriously?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story
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Dr Nick Dickinson @nickdickinson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I actually disagree this is even minor anymore. It’s millions of dollars of graft and corruption and they’re about to start railroading random citizens through the justice system with who knows what charges to cover it up. This would have been a major scandal ten years ago.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/06/2026
nobody wants to work anymore
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EagleBeaverMan @eaglebeaverman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One of the most accurate tweets ever made about any human ever
vance as a communicator is the worst of both worlds: tumblr wokescold cadence with kkk ideology. every post from him is just "crazy how there's protestors blocking ICE when there's *checks notes* literally white genocide going on?"
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Key aspect of fascism. They don't mean anything they say.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026
the chuds do not understand what makes this country great but this country is great and we cannot give up on it
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There's no better distillation of Project 2025 than this: an illegal action, taken without any public oversight, for inherently corrupt purposes, now held to be irreversible for no other reason than because they added poison pills to make it unacceptably damaging.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Last time Congress messed with the number of SCOTUS seats wasn’t over mundane policy disputes in normal cases. It was to defend Reconstruction, the settlement of a literal civil war, from any Johnson appointments. It’s not flippant hyperbole when we describe the post-Trump agenda as Reconstruction.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/06/2026
It’s genuinely galling to have very savvy people continuously demand we subsume our own thinking these people without a basic grasp of reality. I’m told that I *have* to ignore what I know for a “middle ground” with these people on abortion, immigration, Black people in college, etc. it’s an insult.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 09/06/2026
our beautiful rotting and dying pedophile president is so full of patriotism you can see the pain it brings him
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal
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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 04/06/2026
every remarkable achievement of the state must be undone to prove the state cannot achieve anything. ( if you don't know the screwworm story, see e.g. www.theatlantic.com/science/arch... )
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America’s Never-Ending Battle Against Flesh-Eating Worms
Inside the U.S. and Panama’s long-running collaboration to rid an entire continent of a deadly disease
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This will not end w/ voting rights. The fundamental premises of these SCOTUS opinions are: 1) Anti-discrimination is actually unconstitutional discrimination; 2) Intentional discrimination isn't actionable if any alternative rationale is presented. It's the beginning of the end of civil rights law.
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
these are truly awful people. i wish them the worst. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
How about this explanation… even for folks doing reasonably well in this strange economy, they can see the worst people in the world just raking in money in the ugliest of ways, and they know they’ll never be able to compete with that, and that their money will be worth less and less over time.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
screenshot of lyrics.com on a purple background, it reads:
"The Simpsons Main Title Theme"
Ah The Simpsons
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Jill Lawrence @jilldlawrence.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reality bath from @gelliottmorris.com: Given Biden approval rating & inflation/consumer sentiment, "the surprise of the [2024] election is that Harris did as well as she did...the Dem nominee was on track to lose the popular vote by 4 points. She lost by 1.5." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-dnc-au...
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The real reason Democrats lost in 2024
The DNC "autopsy" omits the biggest reason Democrats lost in 2024. In doing so, it fails to prepare the party for the future
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/05/2026
all americans are created equal which is why equality demands that we obliterate all representation for 40 percent of the people of the state
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/05/2026
one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 18/05/2026
Is it the official policy of the US Dept. of Homeland Security that no Jews serve there? If not, who is the “we” defined by belief in Jesus Christ as savior? Or does the “our” refer to the Americans whose security the Department has a duty to protect, none of whom are apparently Jews?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/05/2026
Any "leftist" taking MTG's side over AOC's is either an op or the biggest mark at the carnival
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Stay for the part where she think she recovers and then gets trolled by the audience a second time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/05/2026
the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Democratic women are more likely than Republican men to say they could win a fight with Donald Trump
Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? (%)


Bar chart shows the following think they would win in a fight vs Trump

Dem men: 82%
Dem women: 71%
Independent men; 69%
Independent women: 46%
Republican men: 46%
Republican women: 19%
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(inventing social media) we want to start releasing DLCs for the DSM-5
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They think we're fucking stupid cattle
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