Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 47148132819 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026everyone's reactions here across the spectrum is an exercise in people telling on themselves. 041 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A bunch of cops cheering at a political rally — in uniform — as the president and AG endorse a candidate and attack their political opponents is not normal. And it is not okay. 31972222287 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i... 535226536857 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerDavid J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Video appears to show no damage to the vehicle of the man ICE killed in Houston, who had lived in America peacefully for 35 years, despite ICE's claim that he "rammed" an ICE vehicle and "tried to run over" an agent. These people are not credible. 291934621 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with. 7066431679 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerHarris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026oh so it's like rocket league but with people 294662951 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026apparently they told people to go to the department of commerce for shelter but the doors are locked, and ngl that’s a good bit. say what you will about the big guy, but he hates his supporters as much as we do 395350577 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/07/2026Mr President, sir. The peoples of this great nation demand your presence and words of wisdom out in the National Mall right now. They would really appreciate it if you did that hugging a flagpole bit also. 526042 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/07/2026the president’s biggest supporters in town for the celebration it looks like 2565254942 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerMicah @rincewind.run · 03/07/2026DC is, flatly, owed statehood after what they have been through under this man to make sure this shit never happens again 3172501372 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Cool that James Madison envisioned everyone having a rocket launcher but the authors of the 14th amendment explicitly stating their intentions doesn't count for some reason. 181618360 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026ppl with depression get told by his party every day that theyre evil for feeling that way and bootstrap pulling and more hard work is all they need, he should have been working the sad away 301047184 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026What Sam Alito should do with this is stick it to the LAMEstream media and not retire until 2028. That'll show 'em. 000 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlervanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026you can really chop up american politics into 3 groups: 1) people who want life to be better for everyone 2) people who want to and harm their perceived inferiors 3) people who want to slam on the brakes at whatever point in time we are at right now because all change is the same (scary) 461497 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I'm not Jewish, but I'm pretty sure once you've called on everyone to make friends with Nazis you don't ever get to call other Jews "kapos" 1786498 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026the thing about greenblatt is that this is a dude who watched elon musk give a "heil hitler" and then said "looks like nothing to me." why would anyone take him seriously? 663878625 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward 5655392817 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story 413694980 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerDr Nick Dickinson @nickdickinson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I actually disagree this is even minor anymore. It’s millions of dollars of graft and corruption and they’re about to start railroading random citizens through the justice system with who knows what charges to cover it up. This would have been a major scandal ten years ago. 352354562 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026like i certainly don't disagree - we should charge drivers but why abdicate tesla's liability proactively? 1220 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026i guess my thing is why not pursue both paths simultaneously to broaden chances to get a good end result? 1200 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/06/2026nobody wants to work anymore 141184158 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerEagleBeaverMan @eaglebeaverman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026One of the most accurate tweets ever made about any human ever 0886135 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s so good. Grinding for like 5-10 minutes has good ROI if you ever get stuck. 000 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerThe Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Key aspect of fascism. They don't mean anything they say. 341577365 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerMicah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026the chuds do not understand what makes this country great but this country is great and we cannot give up on it 132165351 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016 163123372155 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerChatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There's no better distillation of Project 2025 than this: an illegal action, taken without any public oversight, for inherently corrupt purposes, now held to be irreversible for no other reason than because they added poison pills to make it unacceptably damaging. 372037548 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Last time Congress messed with the number of SCOTUS seats wasn’t over mundane policy disputes in normal cases. It was to defend Reconstruction, the settlement of a literal civil war, from any Johnson appointments. It’s not flippant hyperbole when we describe the post-Trump agenda as Reconstruction. 152011382 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/06/2026It’s genuinely galling to have very savvy people continuously demand we subsume our own thinking these people without a basic grasp of reality. I’m told that I *have* to ignore what I know for a “middle ground” with these people on abortion, immigration, Black people in college, etc. it’s an insult. 151360261 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 09/06/2026our beautiful rotting and dying pedophile president is so full of patriotism you can see the pain it brings him 520815 0
Reposted by Scott Geldzahlerescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal 262223758 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerSteve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 04/06/2026every remarkable achievement of the state must be undone to prove the state cannot achieve anything. ( if you don't know the screwworm story, see e.g. www.theatlantic.com/science/arch... )theatlantic.comAmerica’s Never-Ending Battle Against Flesh-Eating WormsInside the U.S. and Panama’s long-running collaboration to rid an entire continent of a deadly disease 181520454 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay 1745241282 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerCorey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This will not end w/ voting rights. The fundamental premises of these SCOTUS opinions are: 1) Anti-discrimination is actually unconstitutional discrimination; 2) Intentional discrimination isn't actionable if any alternative rationale is presented. It's the beginning of the end of civil rights law. 613264967 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The game’s fantastic hopefully it’ll get there. Feels like it’ll have a long tail. 1160 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026To be clear I’m not an expert on the math but it boils down to: Balance buffs (Baron/Steel) and triggers (Mime/Red Seals) to maximize score and farm while you can. Copy Baron if you have plain Kings or Red Seals. Copy Mime if you have Steel Kings (no seals) or random Steel cards. 310 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026generally which one you copy depends on red seals but now while you still have time, farming some extra gold with mime copy is helpful so you farm gold to optimize your deck baron is usually best in latest game efhiii.github.io/balatro-calc...efhiii.github.ioBalatro CalculatorCalculate the score of any Balatro hand 120 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026may want to swap baron and mime for blueprint if you're gonna go ham on the red seal steel cards 380 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerJoel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026these are truly awful people. i wish them the worst. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u... 7237891009 0
Scott Geldzahler @shgeldz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026fast forward 2 months and the masshole meteor is posting a 15 part thread about how its comments about jew were good, actually. 010 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerKate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2026How about this explanation… even for folks doing reasonably well in this strange economy, they can see the worst people in the world just raking in money in the ugliest of ways, and they know they’ll never be able to compete with that, and that their money will be worth less and less over time. 411548222 0
Reposted by Scott GeldzahlerAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135470016421 0
