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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I painted this once
A small paper painting of mark zuckerburg on a surfboard with zinc oxide looking sunscreen on his whole face
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is actually a smaller, different pov version of a large one I made 5 or 6 years ago
Painting of a sliced grapefruit, blood orange, and a whole orange on canvas. I think it was 11x14"
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today I remembered I have free will and a bunch of paints so here's a little wip
8"x11" painting of cut grapefruit, cut blood orange, and a whole orange made with acrylic paint
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We did it gang we made it. Way to go
Oil pastel drawing of a cut up apple.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Probably the best thing that can happen on a Friday when it's over 100° is for the air conditioning in your office to break
Thermostat in my clinic showing that it's currently 82° due to no airrrr
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even when I get the thinnest lens available they end up looking like coke bottles
Side profile view of my new glasses, clearly showing the lenses sticking out both sides of the frame because they're so thick
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just catching up with my good friend Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too
Photo of Nathan fielder laughing by himself
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That'll do, pig
8"x12" oil pastel drawing of a pink pig
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's important to continue making art you don't think is very good and in that spirit I present you this
Oil pastel drawing of a cut papaya. It's ok.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Woof
2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting of a dog (mostly face) on watercolor paper
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bestie I fear I'm at my limit
A 2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper painting of a red flower on a yellow patterned background. Watercolor and acrylic paint
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Might have to paint a companion piece to this one
A painting of a cow staring mournfully out to sea
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bluesky team all day every day
A man standing in front of a huge bank of wires and computing stuff with his hands on his hips
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anyway here's this, enjoy
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper mixed media painting of a piglet
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Barely staving off existential despair
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper card with 11 flowers in vases. Watercolor, acrylic paint, and micron pen
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
we actually don't appreciate your tone
2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting on watercolor paper of a purple elephant on a yellow background
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Happy friday from a purple chicken and a vase of flowers
2.5"x3.5" card with a mixed media painting of a purple chicken on a yellow background 2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting of a vase of flowers
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's monday please enjoy some tiny flowers in a tiny jar on tiny paper
2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper with a painting of a jar of yellow flowers on a purple background. Mixed media
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Don't go towards the light carol ann
 Tiny painting of an orange-ish sea turtle swimming upwards through light blue water
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is not a pencil
Small painting of a pencil on a light blue polka dotted background
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
For reference
personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Happy easter weekend
A small card with two painted mushrooms reading 'you can not kill me in a way that matters' which is from a tumblr post
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Guess who officially changed back to her maiden name and bought perfume to celebrate
A bottle of Daisy Wild by Marc jacobs perfume
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Who knew puns could be therapeutic
A small painting of a purple flowering plant with a bee on one of the flowers. It says 'hey honey' which is terrible and i should be imprisoned
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now he has a friend
A small card with a painting of a whale that says "whale hello"
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp
A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I've been trying to figure out oil pastels for a couple of weeks and I think I'm actually getting worse 😀
Oil pastel drawing of tomatoes on a vine with a blue background. No comment on the quality of the piece. Oil pastel drawing of an orange yellow moth on a blue green background. It's fine. Oil pastel peach. I have forgotten why I started this cursed journey. Oil pastel flower on a tan background. That's all i have to say about that.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It's glorious
A chia pet of Weird Al with beautiful green chia hair. I neglected to grow his mustache though unfortunately so his face is bare and raw-dogging reality.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
At home self haircut verdict - not bad!! I even did layers!! Crisis averted. My shirt is from @moxiest.art you should get one
A selfie of me showing my curly hair that I cut myself and my favorite shirt from @moxiest.art
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Super curly!! And passed it to my offspring
A selfie of me with my son showcasing all the curls
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Update on the situation
The view out my front door. It's still snowing and we have a couple inches of accumulation
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The rumors are true, it is snowing at my house
A picture out the side door of my house. Snow is falling and covering the ground
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is actually exactly where I hoped I'd be when I started making the quilt on the left 20 years ago and the quilt on the right 4ish years ago. Layered in bed with them on cold nights, tracing the lines of quilting with my fingers
A picture of my legs crossed sitting on my bed. There are two quilts under me, one with a star pattern and one with a house pattern. I'm wearing rainbow socks
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is less than a mile from me
Zillow listing for 3 bed 4 bath home for $845,900 near my home
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Me January 2016
My right leg with a navy blue cast stretched out on a couch with crutches leaning against the throw pillows
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Mine
That is fucking ridiculous lol team of destiny shit
OHMYGOD
lol
DUDE
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dawg
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i can't hear you i'm drinking tea from a rustic mug under a quilt i made by hand i am beyond these trivialities
my hand holding a mug from the redwood national state park which is full of tea. i am lying on the couch under a plaid patchwork quilt
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
May I offer you a small painted chicken in these trying times
Four 2.5"x3.5" paintings of chickens on paper using watercolor and acrylic paint markers. Two of the chickens are black and white and two are mostly brownish yellow with fluffy feet.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh good
Screenshot reading your 2026 word - moribund (which means in terminal decline, to the point of death or dying)
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
One of the obgyn's I work with gave everyone mini speculum keychains for Christmas. They even have a little stirrup on the back
Small metal speculum keychain A little stirrup on the back of the speculum keychain
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I want to let you know that there is no reason to make a quilt this big and quilt it by hand. It will take ten million years to finish and you will want to rip the hair out of your head the whole time. Still a work in progress.
A king sized blue and white quilt with a crisscross pattern of star blocks. Large white squares are quilted with a large feather pattern. Small white squares are quilted with an identical miniature feather pattern. I curse the day I decided to make it. Close up photo of blue star and white square blocks. Feathered designs are quilted in dark blue thread on white fabric. Each star block is quilted with straight lines in white thread.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My bad it’s 636 miles away
A screenshot of find my iPhone showing it located at the Eugene OR airport 636 miles away
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When all else fails, mac and cheese delivers
Close up photo of the mac and cheese I made. The recipe I used is tini's mac and cheese and it's so good bro 😭
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Incredible things happening on facebook as usual
Text reads "to substitute pudding mix? Cottage cheese?" on a blurry background
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
[me yesterday] "It's just rain, it isn't even cold enough to snow yet" you fool. You IMBECILE now look what you've done
A picture of a yard with snow on the ground and cloudy skies
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What is this. What does this mean. MIS No Known Drug Allergies is all I can see
Photo of a vanity license plate with the letters MISNKDA
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I regret to inform you that the Oregon ducks mascot has been forever memorialized in acrylic paint and also I have become obsessed with mixing this green color
9"x11" painting of the Oregon ducks mascot holding his hands in the shape of an O on a yellow background. I painted it for my son to hang in his dorm room if he wants (or in the back of his closet if he doesn't)
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Chat, it's only Monday
Open can of cutwater vodka transfusion
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sorry for being god's favorite perfect sweetie
Bluesky alt text rating showing 100%
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sorry for being quiet I'm dealing with my own personal 9/11 at the grocery store
1 pound of 93/7% ground beef for $11.10 from my grocery store this morning
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