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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 6h
Most AI doom arguments are implicitly arguments for nationalizing the labs.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/10/2026
I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/08/2026
youtu.be
Memories - Maroon 5 (10 voices, Family Guy Cover, Simpsons Cover)
YouTube video by Wirah Voices
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity"
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Prof. Black Metal @duanerobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(flips chair around) You know who ELSE practiced their religious beliefs by holding people captive on airplanes?
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This thinking is more a kin with the belief that Clinton or Biden "stole" the 2016 or 2020 primaries, Ross isn't saying that running ads is theft, but that the nomination rightfully belonged to AES, & any action to deny him of it is therefore invalid.
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Oliver Larkin @oliveralarkin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I could do this all day.
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
okay honestly i want transphobes to consider that they didnt care about any of this 5 years ago and could simply go back to that
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The extent to which rank prejudice, xenophobia, and racism are just part and parcel of what’s considered common discourse these days is just…so fucking disappointing Running gutter trash like this out of public life should be a priority
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Birthright citizenship is going to be the new Roe v Wade in the sense that Democrats need to win more elections than they lose in perpetuity to protect it, because Republicans are not making the mistake of appointing another Justice who will uphold it, ever
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What is the charge? Eating shrimp? Eating a dozen succulent fast-casual shrimp?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
9 years ago, NBC gave this woman $20 million a year to host a morning talk show and be one of the top faces of its news division.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/06/2026
SAM ALTMAN: AI is going to become utility like electricity or water, people will buy it from us on a meter. BERNIE SANDERS: Yes, and we will nationalize it.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 03/06/2026
I’ve watched this 500x
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That man’s name? Graham Platner
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 02/06/2026
the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
because I know y’all can’t click and read
1. "Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing.
Speech is the secondary or overlaid function.
Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
2. Drowning people's mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people's mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
3. Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water's surface.
Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
4. Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
5. From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people's bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs."
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/05/2026
a hand reaching towards a bottle of diet coke hanging upside-down from an IV pole in a hospital room
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Boy this generation is gonna produce some interesting mass shooters
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To me, this is Bluesky:
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
conservatives are basically this but it actually works for them
a "dril" tweet from 13 jan 2012

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 25/04/2026
It's today, today!
 Top panel shows outdoor nighttime scene with group of people in formal attire standing in conversation, with text overlay "Describe your perfect date." Bottom panel shows close-up of two people holding microphones - man in burgundy jacket on left and woman with reddish hair wearing sash on right. Man's response reads: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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Erin In The Morning @handle.invalid · 20/04/2026
Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.
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Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats
The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
okay now this is posting
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
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Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
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shallok.bsky.social @shallok.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm just so fucking tired.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
tweet by @randygdub

trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.
Young adult happiness is falling. Percent of young people who are pretty or very happy has dropped from 88% to 76% over the last 15 years after having held fairly steady between 1980 and 2010
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 08/04/2026
Also worth remembering that after losing a (very shaky) majority in 2008, liberals were in the wilderness for 15 years. But they kept fighting and reclaimed a majority in 2023. Taking the long view is important.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2026
hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
FFS...
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m telling you, the best way to understand this ceasefire is that Trump, faithless and feckless as always, saw Iran winning the war and wanted to be on the winning side. So he surrendered to them and switched sides
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/04/2026
Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Senate Republicans refused to convict Trump after Jan 6. Republican SCOTUS appointees gave him immunity. Republicans in Congress today stand idly by as he unleashes death and destruction across the globe. We are now at the whims of a mad king because GOP leaders have refused to constrain him.
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