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Sequel to the Internet

@sequel2internet.bsky.social
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The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19h
People complain that our Internet 2 instruction manual comes in three massive hardcover volumes. But it would take too long to upload it all and have an online guide.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our proprietary AI has been implicated in a plot to replace the programming in Teddy Ruxpin dolls with Chucky’s personality algorithm. This is false. But as a safety precaution, please take the batteries out of your Ruxpin Dolls.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, should read “granted sentience.”
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All over corporate America, thousands of fleece vests are being pulled from the backs of closets
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😆
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks to our rogue AI, many of the used digipets we uploaded to the internet 2 gained sentience. They are now rabid and remember how many times you forgot to feed them.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t approve the pun, but I’ll take the name. Dynomite!
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d like to be listed as JJ Abrams please. And I love how the plot is just unfolding naturally. There’s a logic to it. And an emotional weight.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would literally watch this on repeat in July.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could you turn this into 100 episodes by the weekend?
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like Chris Pratt maybe?
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s be respectful but can you divide it into two movies?
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you can give it G rating, sold!
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Sequel to the Internet is partnering with Hulu to produce 30 original Christian Halloween Romance movies. The 30 pitches are due tomorrow. Please drop any ideas below.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And no provolone.😿
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are working on our servers overheating problems. But can continue to make quesadillas until it’s fixed.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7
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Dial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible?
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Primo. Please check your collection for Don Henley too.
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why did we ever use dillweed as an insult. Dillweed is fuckin’ delightful. Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative) Call me dillweed (complimentary)
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if your skeleton was made of hard candy, chances are you'd probably not even know about it.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤)
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favorite time of year Croc's and socks time.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The honey mustard machines may be okay. You could try but you have to sign a waiver.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers.
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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, sorry to everyone who had their identities stolen while trying to obtain a hot dog nestled in sweet fried batter. Our Wi-fi is evolving and is nearly safe.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Sometimes-Ending Story
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TransUnion
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A sealed barrel is on the way. Please send us $3. If you find underoos, that’s an extra $2. Anything you don’t like, please dump along the interstate.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments.
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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our smart glasses are the only glasses that come with screensavers. Free ones like flying toasters and 8 bit fireworks.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤩
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We are America’s number one provider of alternate internet and used books.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Sequel to the Internet has purchased Red Box! Now you can rent YouTube videos from your drug store’s parking lot.
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our new internet is number one with serial killers looking to stay organized. Our Internet 2 is also the choice of true murder podcasters working tirelessly to keep the attention on the wrong suspect.
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