Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19hPeople complain that our Internet 2 instruction manual comes in three massive hardcover volumes. But it would take too long to upload it all and have an online guide. 030
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Our proprietary AI has been implicated in a plot to replace the programming in Teddy Ruxpin dolls with Chucky’s personality algorithm. This is false. But as a safety precaution, please take the batteries out of your Ruxpin Dolls. 062
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sorry, should read “granted sentience.” 000
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All over corporate America, thousands of fleece vests are being pulled from the backs of closets 15410
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks to our rogue AI, many of the used digipets we uploaded to the internet 2 gained sentience. They are now rabid and remember how many times you forgot to feed them. 184
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can’t approve the pun, but I’ll take the name. Dynomite! 210
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’d like to be listed as JJ Abrams please. And I love how the plot is just unfolding naturally. There’s a logic to it. And an emotional weight. 100
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would literally watch this on repeat in July. 010
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Could you turn this into 100 episodes by the weekend? 110
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Let’s be respectful but can you divide it into two movies? 100
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you can give it G rating, sold! 010
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Sequel to the Internet is partnering with Hulu to produce 30 original Christian Halloween Romance movies. The 30 pitches are due tomorrow. Please drop any ideas below. 663
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are working on our servers overheating problems. But can continue to make quesadillas until it’s fixed. 010
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞 242
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games 073
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7 041
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetDial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible? 031
Reposted by Sequel to the Internetlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay 1118864
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe. 051
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade. 021
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Primo. Please check your collection for Don Henley too. 010
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetSpooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why did we ever use dillweed as an insult. Dillweed is fuckin’ delightful. Don’t call me dillweed (pejorative) Call me dillweed (complimentary) 2245
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month. 142
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails. 093
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if your skeleton was made of hard candy, chances are you'd probably not even know about it. 35920
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Proud that our Internet 2 is sponsoring the halftime show for this year’s Curling Regionals. Hologram Conway Twitty performing. (We will not be providing the internet service for the event 🫤) 072
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our AI was used to age Tom Cruise for his new movie. It took 16 bits of processing power and some flour for his hair. 053
Reposted by Sequel to the Internetash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My favorite time of year Croc's and socks time. 86825
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our Internet 2 gives you so much speed and storage. You could download every sound wav file that exists. We’re talking every noise your dog makes, both awake and asleep. 031
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The honey mustard machines may be okay. You could try but you have to sign a waiver. 010
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Our lightning fast Internet 2 is powering the automatic mustard dispensers at So-Fi stadium tonight! They have synchronized…and…oh god…they are a sentient now and we cannot guarantee the serving size they will dispense. Also, please proceed to stadium bunkers. 131
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hang on. Receiving vital health information from my smart nose ring. Heart rate. Nose stress. Nose temperature. 0194
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Also, sorry to everyone who had their identities stolen while trying to obtain a hot dog nestled in sweet fried batter. Our Wi-fi is evolving and is nearly safe. 010
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our Sequel to the Internet is providing the wi-fi for the corndog truck at tonight’s Chiefs SNF game.🤩 …And we are aware of the credit card issues and are working on it. We are also aware of e-order discrepancies that left some with blue cheese sauce instead of honey mustard. 141
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Sometimes-Ending Story 0155
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We love the idiots who still call travel agents to book trips. Just use our lightning fast internet 2 to email them dummy. 051
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Our smart glasses have blackout mode. You won’t be able to see anything. Except for a tiny crawl of world headlines across the bottom of the lenses…..and some limited targeted ads. 031
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Proud to partner with NASA. They are currently using our Internet 2 to calculate vending machine profits in their Irvine offices. Also instrumental in helping them reach Greenland by 2035. 062
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A sealed barrel is on the way. Please send us $3. If you find underoos, that’s an extra $2. Anything you don’t like, please dump along the interstate. 100
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our Internet2 is wildly successful and we may even expand. Unrelated, we also sell used clothing. Please send us your undergarment sizes and we will ship you a barrel of garments. 172
Reposted by Sequel to the InternetTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted. 713643
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our smart glasses are the only glasses that come with screensavers. Free ones like flying toasters and 8 bit fireworks. 062
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We are America’s number one provider of alternate internet and used books. 041
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Sequel to the Internet has purchased Red Box! Now you can rent YouTube videos from your drug store’s parking lot. 084
Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Our new internet is number one with serial killers looking to stay organized. Our Internet 2 is also the choice of true murder podcasters working tirelessly to keep the attention on the wrong suspect. 051