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John D

@sensiblejumper.bsky.social
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Twitchy disorganiser. Cat shepherd. Ancient gamer. Not out to gain followers, just wants to join in.

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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 8h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘are we just trying to get our mums a house?’
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/08/2026
wrote about that ADHD documentary, my own life as someone apparently living the perfect life of the unmedicated ADHD poster child, and why no amount of "oh but the system should change, not the people" doesn't work: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
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Shade of Stars @shade-of-stars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today is my birthday. Turned 40, it feels like... a lot. Thank you all so much for your support! 🥰 The best gift today would be sharing my art.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm only allowed sponge
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Important announcement.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cartoon. Two people looking out of a window, everything is at an angle. One is saying to the other “It’s thirty degrees out there”
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Londoners, there is a webpage for you to see where your nearest "cool spaces" are when the extreme heat hits - places with water, air-conditioning & shade. Have a look and spread the word, especially to those who may need this but might not think to look for it: apps.london.gov.uk/cool-spaces/
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Americans: What we need is everyone else to be in bigger trucks.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you claim to love the country but yet you have issues with anyone in it who doesn't look, act and think the exact same way you do, then you don't really love the country do you? You just love a fantasy version of it that lives in your head.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm so glad to see that curacao play in blue and I'm assuming; orange flavoured shirts.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/06/2026
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
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Gaby Hinsliff @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I have a student son Henry Nowak’s age & I can’t imagine what it took for his family to respond outside court with the grace they did, asking that their son’s death not be used for division and hate. That Reform & Restore chose to throw that back in their faces makes me feel sick.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
💥 70,000 signatures! 💥 ...and the petition closes on June 8th. Imagine if we can get it over 100,000 before then - and open a Parliamentary debate in time for the 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote on June 23rd 2026. That'd be powerful. All hands to the pump! Sign and share, share, share! 👇
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Petition: Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UK
We believe Brexit's not working. The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller and trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse. 10 years after the Brexit vote, let's apply to rejoin ...
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Christopher Ramsay 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻🇬🇱 @iotechris.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...
The Girl With The Cat Earring, featuring my mum and dad's cat Bridget.Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow
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Saskia Daniel @saskiadanielceramics.com · 30/04/2026
This is quite the story.
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BBC obtains Northamptonshire Police video of woman's arrest
Nadine Buzzard-Quashie speaks for first time about her
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 20/04/2026
"We accidentally made an animated graphic for Reform and then did a party political broadcast for them by mistake."
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's God's way of helping me with my procrastination.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#MythBuster
Cartoon of a crude drawing of the top half of a naked man protruding from the front of a pantomime horse smoking a cigarette. Caption: The centaur of myth was actually a pantomime horse on a fag break
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
When I first met you girl you had no shoes, but now you're charging ships to cross the straits of Hormuz.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tantric chatbots are finally here
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Adam @ahaberlach.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One last ride in the fuckjet....
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Duval, in full priest garb, swinging in an SF park next to a child.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
What do you do when your media org is captured? You start your own. Introducing....The Nerve!!! @thenerve-news.bsky.social We're all-female, journalist-owned & launching next week. Please help us build a truly independent, progressive new media!👊👊👊
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You can't share video clips of JD Vance being booed at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on Instagram 🤷‍♂️
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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BobRob @br5494321.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Hidden Britain @hiddenbritain.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I recently did an approximation of that clock, though sadly the disappearing minutes were beyond me...
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
GROK IS A CHATBOT NOT A GUY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A NEWS SOURCE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
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Jo Caulfield @jocaulfield.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
👏👏👏👏👏
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"
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