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John D

@sensiblejumper.bsky.social
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Twitchy disorganiser. Cat shepherd. Ancient gamer. Not out to gain followers, just wants to join in.

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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 6m
Oh jesus. It has different effects in different contexts and individuals. I wish people wouldn't call it the hug hormone. The file drawer labelled "it's a bit more complicated than that." bulges ever fatter.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 4h
😭😂
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 4h
Has the Overton window shifted that far?
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 23h
Rock and roll would be my walk out tune
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crazy. Poise was amazing!
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He certainly had bananas thrown at him whilst he bombed down the wing at vicarage road. We then had the pleasure of watching him and Luther Blissett absolutely batter the opposition and drowned out the opposition chants with their names.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My pussy is haunted actually
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or McFlurry
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's another reason why kids should be encouraged to follow their interests, instead of having them "taught" out of them.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not dead, I'm just between writing sessions.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love it.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't be too meritocratic. There's no sliding scale. You are or you aren't.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a cock
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think that there was always going to be an almost exponential increase in diagnosis, when a critical mass of awareness was reached. Just as there should be an eventual, relative plateau point reached.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's my night sorted
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Phone rings....
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean pretty much all my friends have at least some strong traits. But how it worked out marrying a neurotypical? When I got my diagnosis, her attitude was, oh well, you can't be fixed!
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I hope that you all enjoy your disaster sandwiches.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is correct
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crazy.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That is madness. The real perverts are the ones not buttering bread before they put peanut butter on, thinking that that's too much butter.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still bugger all rain in east anglia
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like a library
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's how he became the daddy inside. "Where's your book? "What book?" Etc
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing against Tims. Just not sure if serious media companies name themselves after the guy spouting his stuff at folks.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Timcast media" lol
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A classic
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Enrol her with Prevent
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I used to wear a white coat for clinic, it was amazing how people did not notice me when wearing my normal clothes.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All evidence and logic point to the fact that not only are you not THE walrus, but also not A walrus.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think of it as our supercharged, colonial, bastard offspring.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If only @herring1967.bsky.social was on there too
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many years ago, Ross Kemp looked across at me from inside his BMW, and then burnt me off at the traffic lights. It felt good.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And she was a powerful voice for protections of consumers, of citizens, and of the vulnerable and in need. When the bbc championed such voices. And I would have disagreed with her on so many things in politics, but we'd have agreed on the things that make a good human. R.I.P. champion.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is quite something
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And your word is rancour
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're all a first class something
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just knew that really we won that 6 nil FA cup final I spent 100 quid on
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nor is there a candidate for priest of the year
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's Trump up to now?
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do the brain chemicals make the thoughts? Or do the thoughts make the brain chemicals?
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wholesome!
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whilst I am guided by Uriel, I fail to comprehend the request for "alt text" when it comes to my visions.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tap tap. There's something wrong with this scrying mirror.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's absolutely why old friends don't find me. Definitely.
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The guy on the poster is whispering to GWB "love has torn us apart a second time sir."
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John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really must get my hands on some placebo in that case. Is it expensive?
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