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Froggy

@senescentqt.bsky.social
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If it’s eclectic and niche I’m there. Enjoyer of odd but ultimately benign hyper specific stuff!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
bringing manufacturing back to the US
A creepy crawlers toy set showing the oven and all the components in front of the box
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
[the Hindenburg explodes] Oh, the shareholders!
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Just finished Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian and it scratched an itch I didn’t know I needed scratched. This American folk horror starts with a raggedy group of rejects traveling to kill a witch but turns into a fight for survival against the prairies many horrors. Ghosts, Demons, and Cowboys 4/5⭐️📚💙
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Does anyone have a really reliable dinner roll recipe?????? It’s negative 10 billion degrees and the school I teach at is about to go in the 4th snow day in a row. I’m clawing at the goddamn walls😭🍽️
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/02/2025
ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
[an egg falls out of my pocket as I dig out my wallet on a first date] oh whoops haha I just have so many 😏
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Zuckerberg is gonna throw three sig heils now, just to prove he has masculine energy.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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Catherine Perez @plantbasedrd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
We’ll likely see everything come back soon, but till then, some comfort food for you. ❤️‍🩹 Lemon Pepper Smashed Potato Salad on the blog: shorturl.at/L6Jz8
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out someone give me a plate to throw on the ground
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Watching the app break apart mid scroll has me sitting quietly and contemplatively in the dark. I was on since 2019 and it’s just gone like that.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Sunny sketchy book #sketchbook #art
A photo of my sketchbook laying open on my desk surrounded by pencils and markers. Inside the sketchbook are scribbly drawings of flowers.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/01/2025
there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see
someone has used their steps to draw a big dick in the snow next to the Costco parking lot. it’s got a pee hole and everything
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/01/2025
not good
bluesky screenshot "Dracula liked your post - 1m"
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Linguistic Society of America @lingsocam.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
bass pro shop pyramid and surrounding area/highway covered in snow
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The impending TikTok ban has me loosing my mind. My fyp book recommendations were so hyper specific to me that it brought me back to reading. Priory of the Orange Tree, The Cosmere, and The Green Bone Saga were all brought to me by TikTok. What books were ya’ll introduced to through TikTok?📚💙
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2025
Batman and Superman are married
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I made a few recipes from Molly Baz’s Cook This Book. Oh my god this woman is amazing. I know everyone on the planet seemingly has this book, so I’m looking for recs on what to make next???? I’ve made the pork noodles with celery and the charred cabbage with peanut nuoc cham so far. 🍽️
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Barna @sakrafka.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
break your chains shirt design
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
remember people, this isn't Great Value™️ Facebook, it's Great Value™️ Twitter. act accordingly.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Would I have more sex appeal if I learnt the alphabet?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024
the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
small accounts are an affront to god. be popular or die
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17/12/2024
What an embarrassing time to be alive
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m back after my long hiatus (5 days of not posting). Here is the best chocolate chip cookie recipe in the world. I add crushed heath bar besides that the recipe is unaltered. Please hold your applause🤭🍽️ easygayoven.com/best-ever-ch...
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Best-Ever Chocolate Chip Cookies | easygayoven
My new-and-improved best-ever chocolate chip cookies feature a crispier outside, gooeier and chewier inside, and a sinful amount of chocolate
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I have a slightly runny nose and sinus pressure??? I have to teach my upper levels tomorrow! How can they (the district administration) expect a girl (adult woman) to work in these conditions (regular school day)? The humanity of it all!😔
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
what’s the charge? donning our apparel? donning we now our gay apparel??
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...
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The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture | Defector
I can’t ease you into this one, so: Haliey Welch, colloquially known as the “Hawk Tuah girl,” launched a bespoke cryptocurrency token called HAWK last Wednesday, the same day she told Fortune it was “...
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Of course he's Italian
The meme of hands putting penne into a bullet clip and an Italian chef putting a gun to his head
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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Froggy @senescentqt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m thinking of making the NYT Cooking Italian rainbow cookies. On a scale of 1 to absolutely fucked how would you rate the difficulty? Also has anyone encountered issues with the recipe???🍽️
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Banned from another strip mall for my opinions on chiropractors
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
oh wow
Hello, Jon. 

This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. 

Thank you for everything, Jon.
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