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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair A statistical outlier that should not have been counted Technical Artist at [videogames]

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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 20/11/2024
another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alexei ❤️
four panel cartoon by Jon Bailey 

1) East Berlin 1971, kitchen. A woman preparing food says "Alexei, play Tchaikovsky".
2) close-up of a blue telephone behind her on a table showing there is microphone taped under a table in the same kitchen, next to a speaker
3) a man in a grey uniform wearing headphones sits in front of a record player and selects a record from the shelf above.
4) back to original woman in kitchen preparing food, now listening to music coming from the speaker under the table and smiling

@jbaileyofficial @jbaileycartoons
https://x.com/jbaileyofficial/status/1233356763598139394
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
SHAW!!
Hornet from hollow knight silksong
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
We have nothing to fear but big scary monsters aaaaahhh

Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I've got a huge pile of art to ink up, so I thought I'd get in the zone by doing one of my occasional "just for fun" pages... and to get some of that weird imagery out of my head and onto the paper. One day I'm going to collect all these in a book.
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 16/07/2025
"It was the bestiary, it was the worstiary,"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
look upon my works, ye mighty, and constructive criticism ONLY
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 21/04/2025
I played poker really really wrong
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 06/04/2025
I am celebrating a day of Boundless Energy and Stamina by having an unconnected Really Long Nap
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 26/03/2025
this is severance right
cast of the office us
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Owls in Towels is the premium content you need today. Many more here owlsintowels.org Thanks @chrisglass.bsky.social
A tiny owl with huge startled eyes is as small as a hand, wrapped in a white towel A calm cute owl wrapped in a white towel. Just its head peaking out looking directly at the camera A damp looking owl wrapped in a blue and red patterned towel. It looks like it’s at a salon having it’s feathers done
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 18/03/2025
i live my life in the fearful knowledge that a hypothetical future Barbra Streisand may be judging my actions harshly 😥
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
reminds me of the mathematical term "nimber" which makes me kinda laugh because imagine if librarians called certain books "biks" or if ornithology named a bird "bord"
Nimber not to be confused with number
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➿ @porous.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
MOVIE TRIVIA: For the scene in Bambi where his mother gets shot, they didn't tell the actors what was going to happen beforehand. What you see is their genuine reactions.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
(Dr Manhattan voice) It is late 2003 and @selectinvert.xyz is sending me Spray_I_Am_Gothic.mp3 over a dialup connection. I love it. It is early 2025 and I am with @selectinvert watching Spray play I Am Gothic live. I love it
Synthpop duo Spray live on stage
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 11/02/2025
I'm just going to park this here, until someone invents something called 'fleb': FLEBRUARY
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
fuck should have center poet
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This level of spelling is like scuba diving in a majestic coral reef
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 23/01/2025
HAYNES MONSTER MANUAL with cutaways and wiring diagrams for Beholders and Owlbears
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
a screenshot from the intro of the classic arcade game "Bubble Bobble", where the text has been change to read; "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Let us make a journey to the cave of monsters! Good luck!"
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is how I hear it when you refer to media as "content."
Quark from DS9 with the caption "CONTENT"
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My painting of the Barbican conservatory. A nice excuse to mix brutalism & plants! Watercolour.
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm at the age where I'm aware that some people who are 25 were born in the year 2000, but also, that's not true and it's a lie because that's impossible.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
A while ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social and I made a shocking discovery. By writing a caption, hiding that caption, and having another person draw an unrelated Thing, the caption and the drawing inevitably resolve into a perfect New Yorker cartoon. We've blown the whole thing wide open. Thread:
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 13/01/2025
'Pareidoilya' is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a doily
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Miles 🩻 @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Also I bought my chickens bongo drums. They went big viral for that. Good for them
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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 10/01/2025
Don't forget pop kids, keep retweeting even on a new platform: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjIw...
youtube.com
Spray - Run With Us (2017 mix)
YouTube video by SPRAY
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Polycount @polycount.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Cutie Yaga!
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Happy new year, everyone. I’ve not been on here much lately so allow me to introduce myself again, I’m Lee and I like to paint abandoned, isolated buildings in familiar yet otherworldly settings.
A nestled group of buildings in a dark landscape. Oil and acrylic on canvas.Gulls spiral a large white lighthouse. Oil and acrylic on canvas.Kingdom. A group of buildings partially protected by a corrugated fence in a flat landscape. Oil and acrylic on canvas.The Missing Urn. A moody topiary garden. Oil and acrylic on canvas.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Returning to work
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don't WANT to join dating apps I WANT someone to passively fall in love with the extremely annoying version of myself that exists on social media
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'twice'.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
That feeling you get when the plumber praises your choice of shower brand.
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Snow 🏳️‍⚧️ @snowforged.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
So Santa only asks if you've been a good girl *this year*. He doesn't care what happens in the days between Christmas and the New Year. So go out and do all the nasty and completely unhinged stuff you always wanted to do while you still have the chance 😉
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 27/12/2024
you think i'd be fun at parties? not only is that a non-sequitur to the topic at hand, but you're actually extremely mistaken
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 26/12/2024
Scrooge leaning out the window saying "You there, boy, when is bins?"
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matt be @mattbe.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
There's no way to sugar-coat this, so I'll just come out and say it: we've run out of sugar.
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Halloween Riley/Wyatt Catto @this-is-a-cat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"Holy fuck you're chronically offline. Go inside and touch some keyboard" is my new favorite phrase.
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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 11/12/2024
There's a new Klack cover, hooray 😁
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
my new bit is claiming any mystery was sluts. Pyramids? Sluts. Bermuda Triangle? Sluts. Atlantis? You KNOW that was sluts.
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 10/12/2024
Was talking about Event Horizon today And i always love this fact of how Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047
Sam Neill in the movie Event Horizon.
Wearing a flag patch that has the Australian flag but thr union jack is removed to have the Aboriginal flag in its place
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
they dont have this firework problem in france bc as kids they are allowed a small firework with dinner
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