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neal!

@selectinvert.xyz

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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair A statistical outlier that should not have been counted Technical Artist at [videogames]

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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 10/09/2026

Why are the melting Simpsons picture and the Santa(?) drawing so high up the wall? 🤔

Cropped version of photo from an old house, with what appears to be a 'The Simpsons' poster - except the details are kinda smooshed together so they look like yellow blobs.

I'm guessing this is an artifact from the photo being upscaled or converted from a fisheye-lens image?

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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 19/06/2026

i asked a robot to show the rest of it, but it laughed at me, so

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 30/10/2025

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 20/03/2025

thank u november

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 13/12/2024

Picture of Mad Max from the movie 'Fury Road' captioned "Uuh, that's beer" because Mr Boat posted a normal statement about beer

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 02/12/2024

We've got electric showers in the UK, but they're considerably less... Brazilian?

Photo of a UK-style electrically heated shower unit in a bathroom.

It's a white plastic box with dials, fitted to the wall, with the shower-head connected via a hose.

There are no visible wires. The shower-head itself is not heated.

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 25/10/2024

Merry Crispmas everyone! #CrispSandwichDay

A diagonally-sliced sliced-white-bread sandwich is arranged on a paper plate on a wooden surface.

Some ham and crisps are visible peeking out from between the slices of bread.

Nearby are an empty sandwich wrapper labelled "Tesco Smoked Ham and Mustard" and a yellow open crisp-packet labelled "Kettle Cheddar and Red Onion"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 25/09/2024

last time I visited, i picked up forty tons of Platypus Eggs

Screenshot of an old Elite game, showing Lave Station

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 20/09/2024

I don't remember why I made this back in 2018, but I've just found the .psd and it is Beautiful

Image depicting five rubbish bins in ascending order of size, labelled "The Ascent Of Bin" in a fancy font, intended to evoke the image "march of progress" except with bins instead of homonids

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 17/09/2024

BLUESKY USER #347,547 LOGGING ON Not super low, but it'd be pleasingly memorable if it was a phone number

Image showing that I'm Bluesky user number 347,547

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 12/09/2024

three of them!

A picture of the little grey cats, labelled "three of them," indicating that there are three of them

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 29/08/2024

Look, I'm sure there'll be a perfectly sensible and brain-workingly logical reason why this might happen 🤷‍♂️

Picture of the 'Label Scanner' website, which tells me that I have the "microwaved burrito foil" eventual-cause-of-death Bluesky label from 'The Cave of Trophonius'

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 20/06/2024

i love to Sit Normally

First-person view of a pair of black-clad legs entwined around the arm-rest of a train-station's "standing" seats, because I just wanna rest my feet dammit.

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 09/05/2024

This bit says "in cafés" 👨‍🏫

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 19/04/2024

[unrelated picture of a gummy worm]

Two human hands grasping a Giant Gummy Worm.

Dimensions: 26" x 1.5" thick (5" circumference)
Weight: 3 pounds
Calories: 4,000

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 15/03/2024

Watching this feels like watching the end of '2001: A Space Odyssey' 😲

Lisa Simpson saying "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 20/02/2024

two of them

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 17/02/2024

Good evening and CROM everyone

A man wearing black and (fake) fur on a throne of (fake) skulls

Bearded man with black and blue face paint and a fur collar, eyes boggling

View over knees onto a bonfire

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 07/02/2024

WE DINE WELL TONITE

Photograph of a tasteful arrangement of:
A large jar of pickled gherkins
A pack of dried soya chunks
Some chocolate coins

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 16/01/2024

i'm a winterpilled cosymaxing scarfcel

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 15/01/2024

picture of a hand about to slam into a button labelled "BUY POT"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 07/01/2024

Me when dog

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 31/12/2023

I'd better archive my most popular Tweet on the ex-bird app, while it's still there!

Screenshot of a tweet from my Twitter account from 1st January 2020, reading as follows:

1920 handshaking with 2020
Faffing about trying to get the wireless to work

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 30/12/2023

Me am Customer. What you point? Me help point!

A sign saying "Customer Help Point"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 26/12/2023

I made a Red Dwarf for my tree!

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 25/12/2023

WHEN ALL ARE ONE

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 22/12/2023

What time is it? I said WHAT TIME IS IT? It is 1805 Oceans are now battlefields 🫡

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 09/12/2023

"A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO JUST NOT SAY THE N WORD."

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 24/11/2023

As an adult, I can have three (3) Messrs Freeze at once if I want to

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 19/11/2023

i saw a goth the other day, which reminded me of this meme, which i had to make myself because it didn't exist yet

Dracula from the 1992 movie 'Bram Stoker's Dracula', with obviously-photoshopped sunglasses and a can of Monster Energy drink, captioned "I NEVER DRINK... WINE"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 13/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 31: "Fire"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 13/11/2023

I was there last month! and I am now SUPER-DROWNED 👻💦

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 13/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 30: "Rush"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 10/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 29: "MASSIVE"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 09/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 28: "Sparkle"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 07/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 27: "Beast"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 07/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 26: "Remove"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 06/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 25: "Dangerous"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 02/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 24: "Shallow"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 02/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 23: "Celestial"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 01/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 22: "Scratchy" I reckon I'll probably finish October by the end of November 😝

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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 01/11/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 21: "Chains"

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neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 31/10/2023

Boytime

A bearded bespectacled man with a white cat on his chest

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 29/10/2023

#inktober2023 #inktober Day 20: "Frost"

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 29/10/2023

🙈 u can't see me 🙈

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 28/10/2023

hey guys check this out i have found a simple solution to my "people keep asking why my clock is wrong" problem

A photograph of a wall-mounted analogue clock.

A pink post-it note with a question-mark drawn on it has been stuck to the middle of the clock-face.

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 27/10/2023

WAIT, HAVE "TWISTED FIRESTARTERS" BEEN A SPECIFIC THING YOU CAN BUY ALL THIS TIME?! 😮

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 27/10/2023

Ah! The uncanny frisson of eating salad with a spoon

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 25/10/2023

Happy Crisp Sandwich Day to all those who celebrate! #crispsandwichday

neal! @selectinvert.xyz · 25/10/2023

🎶 'tis the season to be spooky, tralalala lala la la 🎶

A well-lit grinning bearded man wearing black, against a red wall.

The man has horns on his head, curled like sheep horns.

The man's head is covered in a black cowl apart from his face, which is whitened with black smudgy lines painted below his eyes.

The serious face of a bearded man is the only thing visible in a dark room.

Black smudgy lines are painted below his eyes.