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James Parker

@panoparker.bsky.social
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Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands

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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 6h
Richard E. Grant as a traitor might save the BBC
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at this AI slop we saw in rome
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He was silly. The film was silly. The film was scary. Fun nods to the games without it feeling forced. It was different, it was good.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been a freelance creative director for two years now! Lucky enough to work with some of the best people in the social scene across comedy, gaming, football and so many more industries I adore. Big thanks to the agencies, brands and creators that pull me into their world!!
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MY BODY IS RESI
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching resident evil tonight I’m very excited
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Might have found the best selection of pub crisps ever
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heading up to Newcastle for the match so I’m starting the day right
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Met this gentleman at a wedding
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CONFIRMED: iPhone 18 Pro will be able to make phone calls
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let me hold your hand when I say this Matt Berry doesn’t have to be in everything
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made an edible candle that turns into a dip once it’s melted. I have a very normal job.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Played some boules, I support any sport you can play with a pint in your hand. Might get into it and terrorise pensioners across the country.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sure GTA looks good but have you ever played Knack 2
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There’s a guy on the train listening to music out loud, eating with his mouth wide open and saying ‘OH YES’ after each bite. Not to be dramatic but I hope he steps on a plug when he gets home.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone check on stevie nicks we can’t go three for three
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If I see jolene
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of trumps be a dolly parton
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t even get a full eclipse these days everything is getting smaller
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Social media managers after writing 100 post ideas about the eclipse
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Went to the sauna during a heatwave so hopefully that’s the worst decision out of the way today
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I saw Takanaka with his surfboard guitar and I’m still recovering from his power
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Next callout for the Channel 4 quiz show I'm writing on: I'm looking for football fans to be contestants! More about The Culture than stats. Funny moments, fashion, interviews etc. If that's you, drop a reply, I can add you to a production list. Any shares/tags more than welcome!
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At a pub and they have ‘beer’ will give it a go and report back
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm writing on a new quiz show coming to Channel 4! I'm on the hunt for contestants with a passion for gaming. Lots of knowledge across various popular titles. If that's you, drop a reply and I can add your details to a production list. Any shares/tags are more than welcome!
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Champions league twice. First trophy win in 70 years. He did alright in my books. Thanks for the good times.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
checked into a hotel and was greeted by a cuck lounge
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Then he should have no problem giving his away
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Flew to Glasgow the same time as the commonwealth games, being three beers deep whilst surrounded by rows of athletes is a humbling experience
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Spotted this beauty in the lake district
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ferran Torres won the world cup in Under Armour boots. 542 players in the tournament; 482 of those were in Adidas boots, only 9 were in Under Armour. We added the goal time to a great action shot and posted this with a caption going after other boot brands...
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
social media managers now the world cup is over
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
N-Dubz are looking well
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You know this means the final will be the deadest game ever televised
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England getting called passive and then destroying one of the best teams in the world is pretty funny. Pointless, but funny
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tuchel saying england got too passive
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Saw a guy punching a bush this morning some people are taking the loss worse than others
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m sat in front of a fan and complaining about the heat whilst some wimbledon matches are lasting five hours
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just realised there's no world cup game today
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Clacton you have a chance to do something very funny
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage is stepping down to focus on being a full time bigot
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Leave it to Trump to turn one of the best global relation opportunities for America into a cheating mess. Entirety of the world was happy to see Belgium teach them a lesson
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump has reportedly found oil in Belgium
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
computer show me a picture of ronaldo crying
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Still thinking about Haaland’s goals. The guy didn’t even celebrate, just walked around like it’s a day at the park. Straight on snapchat posting selfies. He’s a creature we haven’t seen before.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He’s actually so good for a youtuber
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wonder what the HR policy is for arriving at work with a flare up your ass
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Playing Mr Brightside during the hydration break to power up the english
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde’s goalkeeper, Vozinha, is now the most-followed goalkeeper in the world. At the start of the World Cup, he had only 50K followers. Imagine the amount of brands in his DMs.
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