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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I WANT TO BELIEVE

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Ok, but what if snakes had titties?......

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it's inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

MY RETIREMENT PLAN

IS TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Wiktionary

The free dictionary

butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Interjection

butter my butt and call me a biscuit

1. (Southern US, colloquial) An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable; chiefly something positive.

Synonyms: slap my ass and call me Judy, slap my ass and call me Sally, slap my ass and call me Susan, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians;

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"Cave Johnson here. I'm proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure."

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

GARLIC SECRETS #41

Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

ISN'T KINDA CRAZY HOW SMOKERS SUCK TIP IN PUBLIC ALL THE TIME

BUT WHEN I

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Black metal but not interacting with the fanbase

Black metal

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

REMEMBER

Turn your computer off before midnight on

12/31/99.

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

malE this, female that

My gender was cuSTOM made By SMITH-SHIMANO CORPRO

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

THE LEGEND OF GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR

A MAJOR TEST OF STRENGTH

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Look, Dr. Octavius, if you don't like women, it's okay. It's Pride Month.

I'm not gay, Peter. I'm misogynistic.

You're massaging his WHAT?

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I'm not doomscrolling! I'm reading the news because a bunch of terrible stuff just happend

World's most productive screen addict AWARD

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why listen to glorified motivational speaker Jordan Peterson when you can just listen to Henry Rollins

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"Maybe in another life"

Yeah no, I'm not coming back after this one

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

hey

Hii

Cool hair

tyyy

Srry i literally dont know how to talk to women

Best of luck w everything

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

man I just want gas the fuck does this mean

Exxon

"Convenient Gas Station with a Dark past."

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

*wikipedia table of contents*

Early life

Racism

Adderall overdose incident

Obsession with American Psycho (2000)

Pipebomb plot

Twitlonger

Death

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

A

DO NOT PLANT BAMBOO

NEAR DATA CENTERS

Bamboo can spread rapidly through underground rhizomes and can be extremely difficult to remove.

Please choose responsible landscaping alternatives.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

This message has been reviewed by absolutely nobody.

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

me

A BUNCH OF SICKASS

GODDAMN SKULLS, BABY

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

me, collared and leashed: just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies.

this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned

domme: puppies don't speak

me: WOOF!

Im pretty sure this is how it happened to wolves too

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I don't really care about politi-

ASTROS

I only date politically conscious guys.

1

I'm politicsmaxxing

Communist

10

Fascist

10

Ultraliberal

10

Moralist

10

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

DON'T DM ME ON SOME "ARE YOU OK" SHIT

OBVIOUSLY NOT BUT WE MOVE

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

IGNORE ME ALL YOU WANT

I'LL TALK TO MYSELF IM INSANE

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

IGNORE ME ALL YOU WANT

I'LL TALK TO MYSELF IM INSANE

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I don't even see the code anymore. I just see Al slop, rage bait, bots, incels, disinformation, propaganda, lead poisoning, illiteracy, government psyop...

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

In Egypt, two male royal manicurists named Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were found buried together in a shared tomb similar to the way married couples were ofter buried. Their epigraph reads: 'Joined in life and joined in death'. Having lived in 2400 BC, they are believed to be history's oldest recorded roommates

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Together we rise COX

This is my TV's message for Pride Month

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

you deserve better than to have a gut wrenching feeling like you've done something horribly wrong all the time.

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

i dont want your grimoires-

you sure?

grimoire of 100 racial slurs against demons

holy shit

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"you're allowed to relax, you know" unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

What would you do if you could be invisible for a day?

I'd go to Paris and beat up a mime.

The round of applause he'd receive from his audience would be incredible.

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Average metalhead friend group

the poser

the poser

Me, who listens to all the correct bands and none of the incorrect ones

the poser

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm an atheist, I'm fat, I'm a gamer, and my girlfriend has other boyfriends besides me.

What's a good website for me?

Considering your interests and circumstances, you might find a platform like Reddit to be suitable for you. Reddit offers a wide range of

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

female orgasms,,,, the best sound on the planet,,, after system of a down of course :) *karlach baldurs gate 3*

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

White people after ending their argument with "hope this helps!"

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I have got to get sluttier

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Desire to be recognized among peers

I do not wish to be perceived

*kim kitsuragi disco elysium*

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I hope our names are touching on the watchlist.