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Chili Sean Carne

@seanoneall.bsky.social
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Chaotic Good Human Rogue (he/him)

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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spotted Lanternflies… should you squish ‘em? 🧪
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21h
lmao awesome
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/09/2026
LOL you're supposed to pay for AI stuff with tokens?? Weird that everything else I can think of that uses tokens is also a scam
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i want to congratulate the british band Cock Sparrer for having a name that autocorrects in innocent texts about them to the repulsive Cock Spatter
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whos hyperventilating? Me? No, definitely not. Probably some other silly billy with a 1200 dollar vet bill for our kittys surgery today. Worth it to get our marlees cancer on her ear nipped off. Ill be spending my day updating my website. If ever i needed everyones support it is now.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night I hosted my third annual secret midnight meet-up in the woods to kick off spooky season! I made this witch head in a box for that. It's got some neat features: Hidden strings open the eye when the box opens. The eyeball is removable and has secrets inside...
A paper mache sculpture of a large green witch face, sitting face-up in an open black box. The witch has one bulging green glowing eye, and the other eye is just a mostly-closed glowing slit. She has long pointy teeth in her huge mouth. The face is surrounded with black leaves and vines with green recessed lighting behind them. Inside the open lid of the box is an old-looking piece of paper with some text on it, instructing the viewer to carefully remove a tooth. The paper is lit by green recessed lighting in the lid.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October the first! Don't forget to leave a decapitated rose and a bottle of arsenic on your windowsill for Gomez and Morticia should they come and visit.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After his month-long hibernation ends, Billie Joe has lost 15-30% of the bodyweight he put on to prepare for his sleep. His immediate concerns are rehydration & food intake, so he will seek out fresh water & easily digestible foods, using cautious, deliberate movements to prevent overexertion...
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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KPM @kpmcgrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every mayor in America should be asked what they are going to do to ensure civilian control of our police forces, and what they will do to officers or departments that break the law.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They have the coolest personalities. This is one of my favorite vid captures of one as he tries to attract a mate with his song. I love how he lowers his crest as he peers around looking to see if anybody has come yet.
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Killurmonkey Art @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eright. Starting October 1st, I will be raising money for MS Canada. I'll try to do some stunts, giveaways, a live mothership game (19th oct) with some cool folks as we raise money and also battle the monsters who have invaded my stream.
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Killurmonkey Art @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first monster to tackle is the Kubeold. He's made of cardboard, so he'll dry out the skin of anyone he touches and has a high potential for paper cuts... and nothing is more embarrassing than cardboard paper cuts. We'll have to get up to $150 to process this paper punk into a pile of pulp.
illustration of a square cardboard kobold. or KUBEOLD
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Killurmonkey Art @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
from the creator of PUMPKIN SLICE LATTE... another stream. on twitch.tv/killurmonkey
a sinister coffee slasher with a big knife and pumpkin face
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
If I owned a cannery our motto would be "we do what we can and we can what we do"
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coyote Vs Acme is available to stream now. I encourage everyone to watch it!
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Potentially useful ad tracking block information www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTip...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I drew this fancy goblin and I would like you to see this fancy goblin.
drawing of a goblin wearing a fancy outfit with a ruff collar and a big hat decorated with a fish skeleton and they have big round shorts with stripes on them and a cloak and a wavy long sword.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time for another installment of cool birds that I like. Superb Fairywrens
A pair of Superb Fairywrens
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
WE GOT THEM! SNOWY EGRETS IN FRONT OF THE FULL MOON! 🪶
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve now reached the point of “black site” hearings – secret, illegal hearings as part of Trump & Stephen Miller’s wretched crusade to detain & deport our immigrant neighbors. Quite literally: hidden tribunals that disappear people.
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DHS Opens ‘Black Site Docket’ for Immigrants Without Lawyers at 26 Federal Plaza
A reporter from The City Reporter was threatened with arrest while attempting to observe comings and goings from the new courtrooms, which have left advocates mystified and fearing the worst.
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Angela Maps @angelamaps.com · 26/09/2026
Space Salvage #battlemap (3 versions + animated) Patreon.com/angelamaps Patreon starts @ 5€/month Check out my website: angelamaps.com Buy me a Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/angelamaps #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #ttrpg #dungeonmaster #fantasymap #tabletoprpg #dndmaps #worldbuilding #pathfinder #angelamaps
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Progressive Mass @progressivemass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MA has 9 statewide ballot questions this year. Be an informed voter! #mapoli www.progressivemass.com/2026ballot/
This November, Massachusetts will see *9* statewide ballot questions, a historic number. But we’ve got you covered. 

✅VOTE YES ON 1 to expand the public records law to cover the Governor and the Legislature. We’re the only state in the country that doesn’t do that already. Let the sunlight in.

✅VOTE YES ON 2 to enable public defenders to collectively bargain. Every worker deserves to have a union, and public defenders, who are often overworked and underpaid, should be no exception. 

❌VOTE NO ON 3 to prevent private equity billionaires from rigging our election system in their favor. Top-two primaries empower corporate PACs and self-funders, disadvantage grassroots candidates, and turn MAGA voters into election kingmakers. 

✅VOTE YES ON 4 to enable voters to register to vote or update their registration on Election Day. No eligible voter should be turned away due to a clerical error, and this reform is one of the most proven ways to increase voter turnout. 

❌VOTE NO ON 5 to protect our state’s ability to invest in health care, transportation, and public education. The rich would get millions in tax rebates, while the rest of us suffer from underfunded public services. 

⚪VOTE how you want on 6. Question 6 fell shy of our endorsement threshold: our members valued land and water conservation, but were worried about the dedication of existing funds as opposed to new ones. 

✅VOTE YES on 7 to enable more starter homes across the Commonwealth. We have a housing crisis, and large lot size requirements mean fewer homes are able to be built. 

❌VOTE NO on 8 to protect our state’s cannabis laws. We said NO to the war on drugs back in 2016, and we shouldn’t turn back time and destroy local economies. 

✅VOTE YES ON 9 to protect our state’s landmark gun safety law, which cracked down on ghost guns, banned machine gun conversion devices, and strengthened gun violence data collection.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a poorly drawn cat facing forward with tiny ears, narrow eyes and a serious expressionclose up and wide angle photo of an orange tabby cat staring directly into the camera, with its face filling most of the frame
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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hidden valley grinch dressing
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Non-Smokey Bear @linoleum.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m off my meds and decorating
A bottle of hidden valley ranch decorated in grinch stuff
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/09/2026
Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas.
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Watch Body Cam of Man Arrested for Just Cussing at a County Meeting
Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every damned day...
The Portlandia "straight to jail meme" with Fred Armeson in dictator uniform. 

Text says "Summer? Too cold in the office. Winter? Too cold in the office. Spring and Autumn? Believe it or not, also too cold"
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you missed last night's @progressivemass.bsky.social ballot question info session, you can check it out here: youtu.be/PeoSul621uE.
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Progressive Mass 2026 Ballot Question Info Session
YouTube video by Progressive Massachusetts
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🔞Mx Wred's haunted 🏳️‍⚧️ brain 🔞 @mxwinifred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeat again the humble cyclist showing that average speed trumps top speed. See also "The bikelanes are always empty" (because they actually flow instead of clog)
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Azrai @theazrai.com · 22/09/2026
It’s just a 5 minute art tutorial, but life kept me from posting creative videos like this on YouTube for YEARS. The only reason I can do this at all is because kind strangers offered us a rent-free space in their home while we recover. Starving artists just starve. Supported artists create. 💚
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Cheating at art is fine actually.
YouTube video by Azrai
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck AI, here's stuff that I made
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