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Shane the Wizard

@infinitealchemics.bsky.social
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He/They: 35, MN Creator and curator of whimsical artifacts all good, evil, and every thing between. High quality fantasy props electro chemically forged in copper. linktr.ee/infinitealchemics

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2h
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10h
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Chuck Groenink @cgroenink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sparrowhawk at the school of wizardry on Roke after his accident with the shadow.
A drawing of a young Sparrowhawk with his otak in his hood in front of a mural of a dragon.
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So many amazing mushies! #fungifriends 🍄
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whos hyperventilating? Me? No, definitely not. Probably some other silly billy with a 1200 dollar vet bill for our kittys surgery today. Worth it to get our marlees cancer on her ear nipped off. Ill be spending my day updating my website. If ever i needed everyones support it is now.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those who doubt my wizardry.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The left needs to understand something about consevative language. Dont over complicate it. The right uses the word Woke because they can not get away with calling everything "gay" it means the same thing to them in their minds. It is interchangeable to them, one just gets them in trouble at work
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey just a blanket statement. If you are persuing electroforming and need direction my dms are always open. At any skill level i got wisdom to share and hopefully help
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heinous fuckery most foul. #ReadingFool
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the moon is ancient and majestic. also, it has seen your junk
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is actually just bio-war in dwarf fortress. I bet one is a where-vermin
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at this incredible perfect natural predator.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[0002510] Dwarven children too aggressive
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flicking off waymos is a must. I dont like being scanned with lidar all the time. Heres a composite of my middle finger
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The dill and marigold seeds i got from 1 dill and like 5 marigold plants. Guess who isnt paying for either next year. This fool! Just a reminder. Even if you didnt use your garden much this year. I barely touched my dill. You can still harvest the seeds and do bigger, better, cheaper next season
Baggy full of them good dill seeds. 100s of em!Marigold seeds, at least 1000.  Im a baggy
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its not a burger its a ground beef sandwhich. #PattyMelt #WhatIsSheTheTerminator
Patty melt from half time rec. I was reminded i need to take the time to do these. Sorry for missing a few here and there i am only human and the country i live in is literally devolving into a facist cleptocracy/plutocracy and i am really scared and worried. Anyway the joke is in the hashtags but if you made it this far you probably already knew that. Anyway i love you for being a real one one. Seriously, tha k you for interacting with my content in a human to human way.  hit the dm any time for super good deal just say "the password is wicked wizardry" and ill give you a 50% off code for my website good for the next year.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IYKYK
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This wildly makes soo much sense
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Official Doomscroll colab drop! You get one of my pendants with the limited vinyl run of their upcoming album.
An instagram post of my art in my favorite bands instagram
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A story in three parts. Thank you oh great garden sage
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yesterday i broke a $250 glass piece i was collabing on. Had already put 6 hours of work into its eforming design. The risk and reality of working on heady art. So now i must pay that artist for the work they did on the glass and for new glass to replace it. And im out 6 hours of my own labor. #oof
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Language changing over time makes me smile. Because what do you mean fuck just meant "to hit or strike something" in medieval times. This has lead me to discover historical names such as "simon fuckbutter"
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For those who dont follow american polotics the current truno play is this. Blame rising gas prices on ukraine war destroying russia's deisel industry. Trump will demand an end to the war thst gives russia all of/most its desired gains. Ukraine will reject this. Trump will then back out american
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dont know what will happen to us, but truly, i hope pando the quaking aspen clone in utah outlives us all and has a chance to dominate all of north america
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They found some insane animal fucking hacker that they desperately need to join the FBI for their unique skills. if we dont allow it our nation could be at risk. #MyTheoryForTheChange #PlotForNewSeasonOf24 #ADeadShow
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Repost if you also like labradorite!
Bong with electroformed labradorite and little mushroom
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My medieval rimworld current play is going pretty well! Heres to finding the abhorsen!
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whomever put me on this list. Thank you. I want you to know ive been having a really rough day and this i think is just what i needed to help pivot
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Some of us who work forces, are the same people that fuck horses" - head of the federal beast inoculators Kaaa-sh Pawtel #twoAnimalpunsOneName
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey yall i am just trying to have an art show worth going to in october. Any funds from any and all purchases will be gling directly to paying artist, and towards my one and only event! So consider this little wizards art today. Link in bio. Every jimothy bought helps a good cause!
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dont do it garfield. Dont you dare fuck that bear!!!
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Certified happy hardcore ear worm from 1999. This song is what modern raves wish they could capture. It is a vibe. tidal.com/track/201995...
tidal.com
Anonim - Anonim Vol.3 (Over Out Radio Edit)
Listen to Anonim Vol.3 (Over Out Radio Edit) on TIDAL
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
💯
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Married for 2, together for 12. Time flys when you are in love. If youd ask me where id want to be in my marriage 2 years ago. Id have replied, "hopefully deeper in love then ever" Here i am two years later, exactly that. In love with my best friend, life partner, beautifull, kind, wonderful wife.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jimothy at the state fair has been claimed!! Took 4 days to be found.
A post of a lucky persin wearing my jimothy pendant i stealth dropped at the state fair
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My dad gifted me a jar of weed he grew back last novemeber. Nuce jesture, terrible execution. It was moldy. What a waste. #garbageitgoes
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woke up perfectly whelmed, but low and behold here i am 3 hours into sunday in hyper drive, overwhelmed.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh My, Happy Caturday….
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well i think i am getting better at this whole 3d design stuff. The stump is in its final form. Amd ive finalized the 8 mushrooms it will come with (2 shown). It will come with a 5 inch mood mat as well.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Day 3 at the mn state fair!
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you need a glow in the dark morel joint holder. Holler. Not on the site yet but can be dibbsed. Only $10. Fits a 1 ¼ joint comfortably. Tested and sized. Top has a small hole for a little loop handle. Like the type you find on a usb. You know with the little string loop up to the ribbon part.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Working the statefair for work. This is what 10 years of poop per person looks like. Im honestly proud. You mean i did all this. Go me
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Something something, how i sign my buisness emails
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So many things not enough Shane's to get it done. I need like 3 more of me and another 3d printer
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A program where I needed to rotate something 1 degree but it only lets you do 5 or higher. 7,6,5,0... just let me turn it 1 degree!!
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Shane the Wizard @infinitealchemics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tell me your top three things in a subject of your choice with out telling me the subject. I will do my best to guess the subject of the list. Heres mine 1. 18 gauge 2. 26 gauge 3. 12 gauge half round #Favoritegaugesofwiretouseinmyart
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