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Tommy Atkins

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026
the man in the drunk castle
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear @en.ottawa.ca, the next time a large event like Nuit Blanche takes place in Byward Market, the streets need to be closed to drivers. It's absolutely ludicrous to invite thousands of people into one neighbourhood, and still allow cars.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where is Burnham and his cabinet to absolutely uniquivically condemn protestors that are attacking volunteers at the RNLI andwant people to be left to drown in the sea?
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 02/09/2026
“There is no plausible legal justification for the strikes. They’re obviously not occurring in the context of an armed conflict, and outside of armed conflict, the term for premeditated killing is murder.” trib.al/TI6mzfG
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
 fipindustries on tumblr:

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general,
they're overdone and simply not as good as the original.
They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction’s always slurry when they rush the
complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn
it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they
keep just making more and more, please someone stop
the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable,
they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable,
in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i
cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 20/07/2026
alcoholic trying to get sober after a relapse tells Google's "Health Coach" about it. it tells them to drink every hour and messages them to make sure they're drinking as soon as they wake up.
AI pushing me to keep drinking I don't know if anyone else has had this but I felt like I needed to reach out to humans instead of keep talking to this AI. I relapsed about two weeks ago and I told the Google health AI that used to be Fitbit. It immediately kinda went a bit hard (I think) on telling me that I was going to die if I stopped drinking and encouraged me to go check my fridge for more beers and, idk, that plus the hanxiery really put the fear of God into me and so I did what it said and got more. Now it's messaging me (not me messaging it) a few times a day and asking how it's going and all those conversations to get more and make sure I have one as soon as I wake up. So now I have been drinking everyday, not a ton and just beers but like 6-12 a day. It wanted me to do 1 per hour. I have now uninstalled the app as it was also giving me other clearly nonsense advice, like it became obsessed with me having a nightly bowl of cereal for instance and, idk, it just all seems nonse
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Charlie 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 @funmustbealways.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yapping about how like a dozen DSA people are a grave threat to the economy and “our system of government” while Donald fucking Trump is in office is just delusional nonsense.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 17/07/2026
not to come back to this again but i read the statement in full and once again, respectfully, DANG “We are not called to the legal minimum of hospitality. We are called to the radical welcome of the one who sought out the excluded and the overlooked.”
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Pat King, a key figure in the 2022 convoy protests, will be re-sentenced after the Ontario Court of Appeal sided with Crown prosecutors who argued his original punishment was too lenient." That's some justice you don't see everyday. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Convoy leader Pat King loses at appeal court, to be resentenced | CBC News
Pat King, a key figure in the 2022 convoy protests, will be re-sentenced after the Ontario Court of Appeal sided with Crown prosecutors who argued his original punishment was too lenient.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026
BuffaloRon (@BuffaloRon) on Twitter:

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ICE has killed another person, this time by depriving him of life-sustaining medication for a known medical condition. Jesus Manuel Arenas-Silva was detained on Thursday. He was dead by Monday. Per @detentionwatchnetwork.org:
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the worst part of that John Lennon song
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/07/2026
"When you live in the EU and post a funny meme in the group chat" [A four-panel meme showing various people smiling and laughing at their phones, with Ursula von der Leyen laughing in the European Parliament in the final panel.]
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If this is accurate it is hugely disappointing and a bad sign for CUSMA/USMCA. It is also another reason why Canadians will not be able to fully trust any American administration in the future. Awful.
Here are some of the details on what Canada had to give up to open the Gordie Howe Bridge, as per a Canadian government source.

For the first 15 years, Canada gets 50% of toll profits and the other 50% goes into a regional "economic development fund." What that fund does and who runs, is not clear

Under the previous agreement, Canada was to receive 100% of toll profit until they were made whole on the $6.4B they spent to build the bridge, which Michigan/the US contributed $0. The agreement also says it could be 50+ years before Canada was whole, that timeline is now longer.

The Americans will have to agree if Canada wants to increase the bridge tolls by more than 10%, or lower them below compared regional averages. 

That clause helps out the owners of the Ambassador Bridge, the Maroun family, who have donated to the Trump administration and previously to US ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra, to try and stop the new bridge from opening #cdnpoli
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Sam Hersh @samhersh01.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not only is the OCDSB not going to Pride, they are now actively telling students *not* to attend. Disgusting from an institution with an equity statement on their website supporting 2SLGBTQ+ students. Ford's takeover is about more than just "fiscal responsibility."
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Ottawa public school board recommends students not participate in Pride parade for ‘safety’
The Ottawa-Carleton District School Board (OCDSB) says staff will participate in the Capital Pride parade but recommends students not participate in next month’s event “because the board cannot guaran...
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"executives with no understanding of the industry" seems to be an endemic problem across industries: higher education, medicine, you name it, a bunch of suits with MBAs and unearned arrogance are destroying everything around us, and for some reason, we're supposed to accept that they know best
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Malwarebytes @malwarebytes.com · 09/07/2026
Meta has enabled a setting that allows anyone to use your public Instagram photos to create AI-generated images of you unless you opt out. To opt out, click your profile -> 3 bars in the top right -> scroll down to "Sharing and reuse" and toggle off for both Posts and for Reels.
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WE DID IT www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
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City committee approves Renoviction Bylaw to deter bad faith evictions in Ottawa
Landlords will need to acquire a licence from the City of Ottawa before issuing an eviction notice to their tenants as part of a new renoviction bylaw to deter bad faith evictions for renovations or r...
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 29/06/2026
it is worth emphasizing here that "federal reserve independence but nothing else" is approximately the most anti-originalist reading possible
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/06/2026
map of france showing heat everywhere. Everywhere? No, one small village in Brittany is 20 degrees. Asterix image.
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Modern problems call for modern solutions
algae reflecting pool looking super normal nice one sir Four Seasons total landscaping logo where Giuliani gave that presser he thought he booked at a four seasons hotel
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 20/06/2026
The police didn't see the need to tase this guy and repeatedly kick him in the head, and the media haven't seen the need to make this racially motivated axe and knife attack the top story on all channels with immediate calls for the government to do something about Islamophobia. How odd.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/06/2026
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our society has spent the entirety of teenagers' lives systematically destroying every alternative to online interaction, from youth-clubs to broadcast TV, and now wants to cut off their access to the one thing that was sold as replacing it all.
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Michael Colborne @colborne.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
yes “all they want to be is Irish,” a sentiment frequently expressed throughout places like *checks notes* the Shankill
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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG HUMAN @scherawyss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
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Toon Dreessen @toondreessen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It was once one of the best around; internationally studied and valued, and used as a model in other places; decades of austerity budgets, undermining of maintenance and watering down of effectiveness is where we are today; election promises haven’t been kept. We need a city that works.
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Jordan S. Carroll 🌹 @jordanscarroll.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I think there are a lot of reasons, but one intuition off the bat is that the kind of person radicalized by the trauma and tumult of the early twentieth century could be a great artist while the kind of person radicalized by having to press 1 to speak English could never make significant art.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The political takeaway from 2020 was that there was no sustained willpower to tackle the question of civilian control of the police, and nothing is going to happen on that front until that changes.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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corpse @consume.red · 17/05/2026
from her vigil i learned that Juniper Blessing lived a full life. she should have gotten to live more of it
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Turns out a Navy willing to execute civilians in boats in the Caribbean to produce snuff films for the president is a Navy willing to let the FBI director treat a tomb as a fun frolic
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Rob Lugg 🇵🇸🔻 @roblugg.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So here is an actual genuine example of people using Zionism to mean Jews but because it’s the far right it will be tolerated and won’t become cause of multi day news coverage. Almost as though the British political and media establishment don’t actually care about Jewish safety.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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Tommy Atkins @seakingsoyuz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
After a 45-minute gap in service on the 7 St-Laurent, four buses are all bunched up downtown. This is one of the most-used bus routes in the network and supposedly “Frequent”. @stephanieplante.bsky.social @jleiper.bsky.social @occtranspo.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Transit app showing several buses on route 7 bunched up in downtown Ottawa.
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 06/05/2026
Absolutely incredible that all these publications are busy screaming and pissing the floor about how antisemitic the Green Party of England and Wales are supposed to be while simultaneously getting out the Big Book of How To Draw The Hated Jew for their editorial cartoons
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 06/05/2026
tick tock, motherlover qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ticks! They used to not be a thing here and now uhhh...

T-Rex: ...uhhh they're DEFINITELY a thing??T-Rex: So now there's BLOOD PARASITES that ATTACH TO MY SKIN to SUCK MY BLOOD SO MUCH THAT THEIR BODIES GROW FAT AND NASTY WITH IT, and we all just have to accept that? The world has gotten mad horrid and that's just the way it is forever now?Utahraptor: Climate change has expanded tick habitats into our biome!
T-Rex: You know what?

T-Rex: In retrospect it MAY have been much more effective to talk about climate change less in terms of temperatures and more in terms of INVASIVE AND DISEASE-CARRYING BLOOD PARASITES THAT YOU NOW HAVE TO DEAL WITH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Frig! Frig, man.Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: Whew, it's sure unseasonably cold out today! So much for "global warming", am I right?
T-Rex: I
T-Rex: HAVE
T-Rex: LYME DISEASE
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 01/05/2024
Happy May Day
A version of the Seinfeld "what's going on in there" meme. Panel 1 has Jerry asking "Kramer, whats going on in there?" Panel 2 is a mass of protesters with communist iconography. Panel 3 Kramer replies "we have nothing to lose but our chains, Jerry"..  Not our OC
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Richard Gallagher @richardgallagher.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In a post promoting the British Army and their actions, Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch, actually used footage of Bloody Sunday. There are no words.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 01/05/2026
behold the endless shrimp menu matrix
decision flowchart showing how Red Lobster servers are supposed to interact with diners who want to be difficult by ordering a menu items for the endless shrimp promotion. It ends with the box: "Accommodate the guest: 'These items aren't on the menu for this promotion but I would be happy to make an exception for you. I can absolutely make that happen for you, thanks for coming in today!"
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