iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The heart wants what it wants. The liver is rife with jealousy. The spleen dreams of a more innocent time. The pancreas can barely contain its unbridled lust. The kidneys are weary from the weight of years harboring a dark and twisted secret. The gallbladder quietly plots revenge

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 05/10/2026

None of you are ever allowed to have imposter syndrome again. You hear me? YOU. YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW. Everything you have ever done, everything you have yet to do, has more beauty and worth than any single infinitesimal thing David Zaslav will do in his life. He will die forgotten. You won’t.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 14h

i have been on holiday since the sixth of may. i am actually ACHING to be back in uni.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 22h

"Hey can I borrow your helicopter?" "Why?" "To catch my wife cheating." True story.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i was a secondary/high school teacher for ten years. i think about it all the time.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

in personal politics i sent off my american ballot and it cost me 11,35€ because of the tariffs and france blocking sending most things to the usa.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

got an email from a former professor which said "i won't be doing a zoom meeting today, here are some films you can watch instead to understand this youth strike." and i'm like, well damn i guess i'll watch these films instead. (i'm no longer even at the uni...)

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video.

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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Biplanes are the most sexually adventurous of the aircraft.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kill me once, shame on you. That’s pretty much it

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"we talk all night when the minutes are free" just aged this song very quickly.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

so i bought the perfect night stand for myself and one of the shelves just insists on falling off its railings so i need to get a replacement shelf which will take forever. too bad i love the thing or i would return it.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5. Hot Fuzz 4. Trainspotting 3. The King’s Speech 2. Goldeneye 1. Snatch

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2024

I think we really need to reconsider this whole computer thing

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why does every single one of my favourite bands (except måneskin for the time being) have some shit that makes me so upset even though i love their music forever?

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just learnt that my mum's father (morfar) LOVED the film 9-5, because he understood english more than he spoke it but he thought it was the funniest movie he had ever seen.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the only thing that keeps us apart is a different timezone

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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

as a former teacher, i can give you this advice: unless he's doing poorly in some class, let him slide. he's fine, and i bet a pleasure to have in class anyway.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Under just the right lighting it looks like I have my shit together

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i am still thinking about trans people when Akasha says she will kill all men???? #qotd #spoilers

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026

uncanny valley ranch

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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23/09/2026

I am trying box. I am trying REAL HARD.

Cardboard box that says "Do not break down"

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looks like a nor’easter’s heading our way, Margaret. Best fetch in more wood and charge up the sex toys

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I scream You scream We all scream That’s it. That’s the skeet

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

ME: See you later, Spock. SPOCK: Prosper. ME (turning around): Hey wait a minute- SPOCK: You heard me.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

joined letterboxd (am doing five reviews a day of films i've seen) and would love some company: letterboxd.com/themazeballet/

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SD uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 154 films watched. Bio: your cool best friend

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i have watched so much danish cinema and tv and i’ve come to the conclusion that the danish art council pays for the most unhinged shit.

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SD Marschhausen @sdmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

for my students as well and then 4x20 for eighty. i'm actually usually quite good at french numbers i just had the worst brain fart because i got the coins confused lmfao

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