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Franklinstein

@flopwizard.bsky.social
1.5K followers 574 following 21K posts

High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting

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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck my fucking chungus life
a tall boy spilled into the cupholders of my Subaru
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
uwuber
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing Michael Mann's Manhunter (1986) "The Final Cut" at the local theater this weekend. Movies are so fucking back.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IMPORTANT: A big ole ass should be sitting on my face
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you don't fw Glen Campbell, you don't fw me
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dream job? Getting paid to eat pussy.
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drink piss in a night club!
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Miles Davis defeats Ganon and assembles the Triforce
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry i can never be him
Juan Sanchez-Villalobos Ramirez as played by Sean Connery in the quintessential film Highlander (1986)
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone's bush did 9/11
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cincinnati must pay for its chili sins
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Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big tiddies
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who else getting slimed on #slimesaturday
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My views do not reflect my employer (Boss is vampire)
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We can't talk to you. We're dead.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@dillo.media this you?
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it smells like cigarettes in here yet I'm smoking no cigarettes. i might be having the world's first "Cool Stroke"
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mythbusters never covered jb weld as lube for cranking hog. they were too afraid
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
University of penis online
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Staring off into space and mouthing the words “freakened weakened” over and over
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A user with this avatar was just blocked
Chris. He's in the rain, chest hair out. He's probably listening to Hawthorne Heights while he's finishing his labors
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 23/09/2026
I life my life one quarter skeet at a time
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fucking the mailman for more mail
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's 9:11 make a wish
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The scene from 2 fast 2 furious where Brian says "i said forget about it cuh"
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I said forget about it cuh
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FINGER BLASTING FOR THE LORD
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've finally met my nemesis and he's the coworker who looks like graham linehan. I want to punch him in the fucking face every time we work together.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ISIS has infiltrated Winamac, IN
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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Now we Blanch it
Blanche from Golden Girls
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FINGER BLASTING FOR THE LORD
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah yes the time where everyone changes their sn to something Halloween related, and im reminded that I haven't changed mine in 2 years. I became the franklinstein
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bisexual centrist is an absolutely cursed combination of words
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bro im fresh out of scruples
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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
entering into a flo(rida) state
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
French Dresser, president of the Screen Actors Guild
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Taco Bell time™️
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
getting shot 9 times in the chest by the horny police
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they're surgically removing my medulla oblongata later, pull up
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday GUN day, that's right you just woke up with a Glock 19 in your hand. You have a $30 million bounty on your head and a 5 min head start.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly, it was pretty fuckin great for a movie based on a video game series. Cregger didn't let me down.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday breakfast consisting of (1) cold brew and (3) chips ahoy.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
going to see resident evil today
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
craving a fat ass buttermilk biscuit rn
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fucking the hat man for more hats
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Detective Hob G. Oblin @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*standing over a body at a crime scene* I don't know officer, those fingers are weird. This could be AI.
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Franklinstein @flopwizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've just been informed paddington did 9/11.
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