Sign in

Yet another josh

@joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social
397 followers 584 following 2K posts

just a little guy by heart, mostly good person by trade. 40ish. He/him. Aquarius, uh INTJ, intermediate degenerate. (Take these things for what you will, I am not a serious person)

PostsRepliesMedia
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[100 years from now, guy trying to prove a house is haunted by a millennial ghost]: spirt, if you're here, speak to me ghost:... [guy, sighing] LISA NEEDS BRACES ghost: DENTAL PLAN
011
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Impaling and hoisting a guy gotta feel good as hell when ‘fuck these dudes and fuck this guy in particular’ is the vibe
040
Reposted by Yet another josh
CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some people were talking about whether or not it was “acceptable” to bring iced coffee to an interview, i'm talking about making jungle juice for raccoons we are not the same youtu.be/jyYAw9LoH_8?...
youtu.be
We served a JUNGLE JUICE pool to wild animals!
YouTube video by Snack Wild
053
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Logging on, gm
Mashup of a depiction of Plato’s cave with the De Niro “you’re laughing” meme

Text: you’re laughing, we’re chained in this cave, believing these shadows are reality, and you’re laughing
0221
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lusting after this carhartt hoodie which is overkill for the winters here, but goddamn
grey carhartt hoodie which looks pretty sweet (https://www.carhartt.com/product/107548/crafted-series-heavyweight-fleece-hoodie)
030
Reposted by Yet another josh
CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a still frame from Ted Lasso showing Jason Sudeikis as Ted, outside, gently smiling in conversation with someone out of frame.

superimposed are slightly lines of Ted's:

“I hope that either all of us 
or none of us are judged 
by the [drink we bring]
[to an interview] but rather
by the strength we show 
when and if we're ever given 
a second [interview.]”
0103
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy at work told my boss that I’m inconsiderate
Art/photoshop of a kitten sitting on an ominous looking fantasy themed throne w/ text: due to personal reasons I am evil now
071
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Logging on, gm
Pic of a MacBook w the following text on screen: don’t touch me!! I’m live streaming this show now ight now!!! Also as a computer I fear intimacy
031
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Awake again, but at what cost
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been playing pragmata and it’s kinda neat
011
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Conan the Barbarian movies are pretty cromulent
120
Reposted by Yet another josh
Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
344506971
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GTA 6 so immersive you can play Skyrim in game Someone wake Xzibit
030
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[middle aged third eye blind voice] I want something else to get me through this semi locked in kinda life
010
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Planning on being in Austin mid December if you would like to schedule an ass kicking in advance
Person in a ski mask with a knife and day planner, text: uh, Tuesday is no good for the eradicator
130
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lana Del Ray really popped off with ‘been tryin’ hard not to get into trouble, but I’ve got a war in my mind’
020
Reposted by Yet another josh
Fiona Apple Bot @fionaapplebot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I root for you, I love you
073
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Amending We Didn’t Start The Fire to add some recent things, but primarily Loss
000
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mad at Me Monday, are you mad at me?
120
Reposted by Yet another josh
lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
02697578
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[Green Day voice] wake me up when kirktember ends
0144
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s right sweaties
Image of Cersi (game of thrones) w/ text: If you want a whore, buy one. If you want a queen, earn her.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, You may be entitled to finacial compensation.
031
Reposted by Yet another josh
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
113300426623
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Weird coworker has been playing polka since 6
Green background w/ text: sometimes we are just the collateral damage in someone else’s war against themselves
061
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what a wretched week for josh come to think of it
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a wretched week for the arts
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Logging on, gm
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone’s setting off fireworks on the street. Ok man.
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lawn care equipment rental business: Mow Your Own Way
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[youth pastor voice] you know who else didn't have hoes?
010
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
get in loser, we are making emotional support nachos for dinner
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Idea: Smokey and the bandit, but with kolaches
Apple Maps screenshot with a route between San Jose, CA and Czech Stop in West, Texas
120
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If a range of lil to big yachties exist, then there is an infinite amount of yachties between the two
020
Reposted by Yet another josh
Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love when zoos give their big cats boxes. That deadly jaguar is just a lil guy who loves his box.
26130378
Reposted by Yet another josh
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
78192043301
Reposted by Yet another josh
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is so funny I can't stand it
Defendant Summary
281644193
Reposted by Yet another josh
Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A parrot on a sign IT HAS BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE I BIT SOMEONE

I'LL DO IT AGAIN.
6518105
Reposted by Yet another josh
Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There are two wolves inside of you. A fantastic result for the rewilding project you've been developing in your chest for the last few years.
349495
Reposted by Yet another josh
Brunovania: PS2's Curse 🦇 @brunofortheps2.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't need you to follow me, I need you to try the hit game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, cause it's really good. #promosky
A scene from the animated show The Simpsons. The first panel feature Bart, replaced by Rchter Belmont fro Castlevania, saying "Dracula, you're always trying to steal men's souls and make them your slaves, what is it with you?". The second panel feature Marge, replaced by Dracula, holding a potato with "a man" written on it, and saying "i just think they're a miserable little pile of secrets!"
112527
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s a nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the screaming chud eagle and myself as the serene raven surveying the distance
pic of an eagle and raven in a tree, eagle appears to be screaming at the raven which is looking off into the distance
020
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s right
Simpsons meme: Skinner ‘am I wrong?’ Format:

Is this tragic hubris or a consequence of my own actions?

No, no definitely tragic hubris
020
Reposted by Yet another josh
Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Multi axis yearning
0133
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Someday everything is gonna be smooth like a rhapsody when I paint my masterpiece
000
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Howl’s moving castle is in part a property tax evasion scheme, but we’re not ready to talk about that yet
120
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
for what it's worth
realpagerentalsettlement.com
Home - In re RealPage, Inc., Rental Software Antitrust Litigation (No. II)
In re RealPage, Inc., Rental Software Antitrust Litigation (No. II)
010
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[waldorf and statler as 40k marines]: codex astartes? How about you astart being funny?
010
Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m leukemia. I’m Nathan Bedford Forrest AI chatbot. I’m Ross Douthat. And I’m the shamwow guy. This is 60 Minutes.
100
Reposted by Yet another josh
Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Escape from New York (1981)
Film still. Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin, a man in a worn leather jacket with a black patch on his left eye. 
" I don't give a fuck about your war or your president." I wish I could say the same, Snake. I do care about these things. I'm angry and I'm  disgusted but I can't say I don't give a fuck.
734024734