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Oklahoma Brandtbert

@chrish2122.bsky.social
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Please Abraham, I’m not that man. Just shootin’ the skeet. Oracle of Oklahoma 3rd Amendment Lover Founder of the BringBackthePack movement The Noid makes people mad ? Pop Tart Handler Sometimes forget what the joke for these was Mayor of Okay, Oklahoma

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 3h
I loved Roc. I was too young to really understand what was going on but I loved the live performances. It was so different than anything else.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h
I’m guessing they left out the part where the hero of the story calls the victim a bitch after he shoots and kills her.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU
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Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
Freddie kitchens was one of the worst college qbs I’ve ever seen. And then I got John Mateer.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
We gotta talk about his grandma. Bit of an issue with her.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU
youtu.be
Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
She’s back from the dead?!?! I gotta take off work.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
Cause it’s been on air on the same channel at the same time of day for 20 plus years? How much ad time do you think Fox gives the Simpsons? Lol
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Weir’d Tales @conquistador.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ray Liotta died!!!???
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woulda been an all timer.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did y’all know this song is incredible?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ngl Captain Planet sucks ass. He’s reliant on a bunch of earth loving nerds.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can there be a left handed throwing 2nd baseman?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was their gotcha moment. They all knew and were ready. It’s a shame they are all moronic.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucker carrying krang.
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro not only got the team names wrong, he got the sports wrong.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He should get his ass severely whooped. I’ll tell y’all what a 500 dollar fine and community service for first time offenders is worth it ngl.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sneaky of SCSA to purposely lose to Savio so that MDM gets kicked out.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They all annoy me personally.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She ain’t eatin all them veggies.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kickers talk so much shit for folks who makes as many plays as me.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's Naht a Toomah (Kindergarten Cop)
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's Naht a Toomah (Kindergarten Cop)
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Work?!?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think only white people vote?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whom amongst us?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just gonna tell yall that Bill Barr is playing himself.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen like 20 seconds of it lol
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had one of the best segments in WCW history with Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like he got stung by a bee.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They don’t play “choosin Texas” on OU podcasts or the 70s playlist I made.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thousands of years ago, they used leeches as medical instruments and salt to cure everything. Evolution is necessary and positive, you ginger fuck.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So good in everything but magnolia he was incredible
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God
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Jon Hamm @jonhamm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...but in the meantime I need Pablo Torre to Find Out why Mateer is still out there
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oklahoma has played decent. Outside of one guy. One guy.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dad and lil bro came over to watch the game. I really didn’t want to watch the game. I was right.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y’all.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can I also throw out there that I have no desire to watch Oklahoma football today.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let it be known I was a good 9 hours ahead of dog on this take.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So only 3 employees showed up for work this morning. There are usually 10 of us. 😆
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen, it’s only 1/2 a bit.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who restored the Roman Empire and conquered all of southern France before 6 am? This guy.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen, it’s only 1/2 a bit.
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