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@onamizu.bsky.social
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Professional dumbass | 33 | she/her | sometimes a vtuber | pfp by @dsoart.com

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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
may I offer you a floppy baby in this trying time
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank you robert kraft for blasting free palestine news back into the mainstream we see you king 🫡
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I managed to not fuck it up :)
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
potential big (positive) thing today I just need to not fuck it up pray for ur local dumbass
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just remembered I was in an all hands meeting over a year ago and one of the big execs was like "I know we're all already working 50 hour weeks but..." and I was fully like
guy pointing to himself surprised because I was most definitely not working 50 hours a week I am being paid for 40 I work 40 you silly gooses
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More proof there should be a 4 day work week? Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches only come in a pack of 4
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the greatest genre of image will forever be "animals held in awkward positions due to medical devices"
A hedgehog taped to an xray machineA cow being tipped by an apparatus held by a tractor (presumably for a medical exam and/or for hoof trimming)A beluga flying in the air in a stretcher as it is moved to a new facilityA fih
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meet me behind the abandoned Walgreens, me and the gang are gonna huff the New Clean Scent Dawn and rank Godzilla monsters by fuckability
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The year is 2026 I am once again checking the "remember my login on this device" box on hubspot knowing full well it does not work
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
very overdue Amari photos for you enjoyers
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wher am I
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/04/2026
Today is a good day to remember that Carl Sagan was as outspoken about the dangers of war and nuclear weapons as he was an advocate of space exploration.
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
every time I take a peek at bsky its just a backlog of "heres the warcrimes your country committed this week"
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
feelin' like a disheveled war veteran any time someone new gets onboarded at work. I don't wanna get close to 'em cause there's a high chance they won't survive the season
The character Bull with a cigar in his mouth from HBO's mini series Band of Brothers
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We need to show the investors that people are adopting our new AI tools. "Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools" (Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says 

My deepest Toyota Corrollances
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Barbie crying [edited]: He thinks I'm megafauna? I don't suppress the growth of woody vegetation or stabilize the abundance of smaller animals.
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
we have fun here @doomprophet.bzky.team @sheev.calamitousintent.com
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm assembling a team.
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GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
need soup
orange kitten laying
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 23/10/2025
Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
does the “my friends secretly hate me” voice in the back of your mind get any quieter as you age?
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
women love how honest i am about being a liar
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
if I eat enough carrots will I become a horsegirl
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
let's pose for a beautiful picture with mama
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today
A hot dog but the hot dog is a dog
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
can you hold this while i go freak out
a kitten in a person’s hand
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Adoptable Dogs @adoptabledogs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Pop Tart 🐕 Baby female Mixed Breed mix Adoptable from Lakeside Animal Rescue (Eutawville, SC) www.petfinder.com/dog/pop-tart-7884…
Pop Tart is a Baby Mixed Breed mixPop Tart is a Baby Mixed Breed mixPop Tart is a Baby Mixed Breed mixPop Tart is a Baby Mixed Breed mix
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
50 years ago: Don't worry bestie you get to retire on your pension 20 years ago: Nvm we declared bankruptcy and now pensions are gone use a 401k instead Now: Make sure you're investing 20% of your income in your 401k!! 20 years from now: The economy collapsed and your 401k is worthless oops
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
me when I am ovulating
by the way- everything I ever sent you is off the record. you're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
rate my hat
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ima start barkin
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
don’t question me I’m dumb as hell and you will not get a good answer
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
vacation ends tomorrow :(
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
today I got trapped in the buc-ees car wash
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I like that we call AI fuckups "hallucinations" rather than "piece of shit technology delivers stupid fucking results"
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Why do you want me to drink alcohol? So I pee more? No THANKS. Not gonna be a part of your disgusting pee fetish.
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
slight hot take but I think it’s a bit of a mistake to do a ton of tattooing and body mod while you’re still in your 20s. you gotta leave a lil bit of room for customizing your avatar as you age too!!
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CaptDedEyes (Commissions SOON™) @captdedeyes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This Tumblr post gave me a huge confidence boost:
Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
whoever invented thigh-high stockings is overdue for the Nobel peace prize tbh give it to them
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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The tank's role is to draw aggro
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
a lesbian octopus gf could fix me
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Kitty smooch 🩵
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
idk who needs to hear this but do not touch wild animals no not even for the bit DO NOT APPROACH THEM
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/10/2025
Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors) Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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