Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth? 41353256
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Those of you who would prefer not to know that I swallowed a bug today should probably keep scrolling. Everyone else, I have wonderful news! 1729
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Boo. 3701130
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters 13483101
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Keep your friend's clothes but keep your enemy's toaster 339279
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 08/10/2026See you 21158144
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026me, getting $20 cash back: can i get four 5s? cashier who is machamp: hell yeah up top 111810
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive 427355
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seeing a lot of discourse about adults who don’t know how to cook, but I just made a delicious meal using only three ingredients - 1 beer - 2 more beers 26712
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My wretched henchmen have failed me once again. And that's ok - It's what henchmen do! The last thing you want is a competent henchman. That's how you end up with a scheming vizier 09622
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense 2197380733
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file 2518116
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets 26879277
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house? 21819215
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 2746911064
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026im immune to trojan horse style attacks because of my ungrateful and gift averse nature 1597
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going to bed 81456264
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i've never been wrong before, but if it does happen, i feel like i'll handle it correctly 02512
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things That Can Fly 2718114
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackBibble 🎃🎃 @bibble99.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026Snack situation: stark 💪✨ 2029633
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Former elaborator here (don't ask) 5595104
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Brings a lawyer to a knife fight 25923
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old) 127346
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098481642
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253025931
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3361861528
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Extra dramatic 049081
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coming to life 260373
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?" 442891404
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackgo away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Basically the key is to notice things that make you say ‘wow’ and say ‘wow’ 2718
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Must be new 444258
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You can do anything you put your mind to. Alternatively you can do nothing, which is often much easier and more relaxing 112133
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrack👻🎃Kasper von Altenbockum🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tag 2 nach der Wahl. Berlin ist nicht wiederzuerkennen. Über Dahlem liegt das dumpfe Schluchzen der Eigentümer. Im Westen stauen sich SUVs mit hastig verladenem kulturellem Kapital. Erste Augenzeugen berichten von bezahlbarem Wohnraum. Wie konnte man es nur so weit kommen lassen? Ein Lagebericht. 2525821112
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Step 1 to making new friends is to chase all those rats out of your bathroom. Nobody likes a bathroom with rats in it! Step 2 is to dig a Friend Pit 412320
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 21354317
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212423438
Reposted by Tiberius von Schnakenbrackmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965
Reposted by Tiberius von SchnakenbrackJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026dragging furniture across the floor in the middle of the night is literally so important in upstairs neighbor culture 116130
