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Schmick

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Merry Christmas lizards. Every billionaire is a policy failure.

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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open
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Dan Thiell @danthiell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They could not find a wingding for "free Palestine" I guess.
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mls reactions @mlsreacts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bruh 🤣 #WorldCup
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"The most effective strategy at all times and in all places—in court, in politics, and in life—is centering your heart with the most vulnerable people and animals and ecosystems, joining together with others, and then relentlessly telling the truth about what you see."
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Via Sportsnet
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is why all the best players always sign with the Bengals and Browns. Sorry libs!
Headlines that blared Jaxon Smith-Njigba became the NFL’s highest-paid WR ahead of Ja’Marr Chase didn’t consider Washington’s looming “Millionaires’ Tax.”

Chase, playing in red state Ohio, still will get more than Smith-Njigba, playing in blue Washington
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Col. Lockjaw and his family
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 13/03/2026
TIRED: Kyler Murray should play Major League Baseball WIRED: Kyler Murray should play for Korea in the World Baseball Classic
Korean American footballer from the Arizona Cardinals Kyler Murray speaks to Yonhap while visiting Korea for the first time in Seoul on March 11. [YONHAP]
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
New favorite player just dropped
Nigeria/Galatasaray forward Victor Oshimen: “I pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlords” 

https://www.thecable.ng/osimhen-landlord-once-disconnected-my-familys-electricity-removed-roof-over-unpaid-bills/
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i can’t stop laughing
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Uh. Does James Rodriguez own a TV?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The amount of ICE agents slipping on actual ice is out of control lmao. They really sent motherfuckers into Minnesota in the middle of winter who don't know how to run in snow let alone on ice. It's having an effect that makes people less afraid, like someone straight up jumps on this ICE loser lmao
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/01/2026
one of scott adams best posts
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Sorry, what? The federal “investigation” into ICE’s killing of an American is investigating the *victim*?
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Toni Tonisson @dogcheese94.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana refused to get good at football until the postseason more closely resembled a basketball tournament
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/01/2026
A touching tribute to Mike F
Classic Mike F tweet:

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
you guys ever see Looper
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 16/12/2025
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs It’s a eggnog recipe
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I substituted the eggs for duck eggs and milk with geese fat and it came out terrible!! Please write in the recipe when reasonable substitutions cannot be made.
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Let me break this down for you.Duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? That's actually fine. Duck eggs work in eggnog. That's not your problem.
Goose fat instead of milk? Goose fat is a solid cooking fat for roasting potatoes. Milk is a liquid dairy product. They are not interchangeable You essentially made hot melted goose fat with duck eggs. Of course it was terrible.
Bottom line: If you fundamentally change the structure of a recipe by using completely different ingredients with entirely different properties, you're not making eggnog. You're conducting a failed science experiment. Make it again with actual dairy and report back.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I will vote for whoever puts this guy in prison
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 21/11/2025
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Whatever happens in the elections tonight, it will prove that reactionary centrists were right.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 31/10/2025
They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 25/10/2025
Who said Reddit wasn’t good for anything?
A post on Reddit from user Rage_Like_Nic_Cage: “The Dems are the Uvalde Cops, the Republicans are the shooter”
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
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phylan @phylan.website · 09/10/2025
I don't think they should be allowed to do that
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James G @orth.ca · 09/10/2025
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Memorizing this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:
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