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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 6h
Got an Instagram ad for a $7000 cold bath you control with an app. A few years ago, this would be all that people would talk about for days but our entire economy is now built on the most useless tech shit so Juicero Bath doesn’t even register
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 7h
Grok make me my own GTA where I am doing an epic vulgar roast of every character
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 10h
Time to have 5 beers and listen to this
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Mozart: Klarinettrio KV 498 'Kegelstatt', Martin Fröst
YouTube video by AVROTROS Klassiek
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 14h
Wait til they meet the fathers!
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 11h
Chopin? The guy who wrote music for Instagram?
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 17h
I am going to suck and fuck the dick of optimism
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 18h
When YouTube is banned
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The Simpsons - Pastoral Symphony
YouTube video by Nhoj
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 19h
Real mf we are indefatigable in the face of pure evil hours
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Dmitri Shostakovich - Symphony 7 "Leningrad" (Rozhdestvensky)
YouTube video by Berlin Confidencial
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Politely, I don't think that's correct. Last week he dispersed $26m for NYPD and the JCRC (who then called him antisemitic anyways), meanwhile he's failed to deliver on cash owed to POC communities through lease theft or the money that's been taken from libraries that he promised to restore.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have regrets and will rack up some more over the coming years, but at least my last words will not be “counting or not counting gang violence.” Fairly confident of that.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is the important takeaway you big dumb bitch
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not quite the headline I was hoping for with the words “Pete Hegseth” and “public execution”
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Local Democrat denounces life for being antisemitic
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature was me. I won it for my posts.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeff Bezos has died. He was hugged to death by a bunch of children who simply loved him too much. He left nothing to charity because he spent all his money trying to fix his weird dick and they couldn’t even fix it but said there were no refunds.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TRUMP 2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS TRUMP 2020: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS TRUMP 2024: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS TRUMP 2028: It should be illegal when my adult kids don’t talk to me
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All that money from Peter Thiel and Michael Tracey still doesn’t buy decent clothes, shower gel or deoderant
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting Chinese takeaway from a place that doesn’t have a Shen Yun poster
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you can’t handle me at my Score at 4, you don’t deserve me at my Midday Mozart
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice to get a shave at the barber every so often imo
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually I think I could have guessed it
Promo email from a service you use to send your coworkers greeting cards:

SUBJECT: You’ll never guess who started Boss’s Day

BODY: Boss’s Day exists because a secretary registered it to honor her own dad
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think Jamelle meant it this way but there is still this obsessive tendency to directionally aim all critique at Trump. Rubio is a demagogue and tyrant himself. He helped lead the charge on the illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader and an illegal war in Iran. He's pushing the same in Cuba.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know we talk about redistributing the assets of tech people but we should also talk about taking their children from them too bsky.app/profile/viot...
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This presumes that “the Israeli government” was itself not formed through “vicious brutality” so please shut the fuck up you liberal quisling!!!
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Local Observer 🇮🇶🇵🇸🍉 @observer46664.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IRAQ UPDATE: Today the Iraqi government officially increased the Iraqi Dinar to US Dollar exchange rate from 1320 IQD for 1 USD to 1520 IQD for 1 USD. Iraq's economy has been suffering for quite a while especially after America's illegal war on Iran and America's total control of our oil dollars.
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IDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 07/10/2026
Three years ago today the IDF carried out the Hannibal Directive, mass murdering their own people to bolster their pretext for the genocide in Gaza
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IDF carried out Hannibal Directive, new 'Sword of Damocles' on October 7 | The Jerusalem Post
The Israeli Air Force was carrying out a new 'Sword of Damocles' operation as it was carrying out the 'Hannibal directive,' the IDF's probes found.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cory Booker — who is being floated as a 2028 contender, and who just the other day did not deny the possibility of wanting to become leader of the Senate Democrats — promotes the book of Brett McGurk, a chief architect of the US-backed Israeli genocide of Palestine:
Cory Booker tweet:
@brett_mcgurk
 is one of our nation’s great experts on the Middle East and has spent decades working at the highest levels of diplomacy through some of the region’s most consequential moments.

I’m really looking forward to reading Brink and learning from his firsthand account of the extraordinary efforts to free the hostages, and confront the extraordinary challenges of the region.
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Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, his body on the front line, shielding student protesters and telling the cops to back off. Sometimes people ask "what do you want Dems to DO?!?" The answer is this. This is what they should have been doing all along. They are cowards.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I were an online shitlib campaigning for a candidate, I would simply not remind everyone that my candidate is shitty about marginalized people in order to score points with fellow shitlibs
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suck my dick LOL
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I respect the competitiveness here but maybe he should leave some records for Jordan
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Psyching myself up to call my insurance provider. I love choice. I love liberty.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The best cure for your wife cheating on you is to find her tennis instructor and go to lunch with him
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 05/10/2026
What's going to really annoy me are going to be Americans ignorantly trying to map their ideas about "thermostatic opinion" or whatever to Brazil, ignoring that toxic US-backed fascists own 90% of media in the country and poured dark money into this election.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the shitlib version of finding out that Rage Against the Machine mix politics and music
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POV: you are playing rock, paper, scissors against my daughter
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/10/2026
we like unslain officers
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 02/10/2026
#OtD 2 Oct 2019 workers at the Bootle and Seaforth Royal Mail depot walked out on wildcat strike in solidarity with a Muslim colleague after a manager made Islamophobic comments to them stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9230...
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beast mode tbh
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right now there has to be a real reckoning with how various Jewish Institutions MATERIALLY back the genocide. The Hebrew School two blocks from me hosted Yoav Gallant in February 25, 2025 AFTER the ICC issued an arrest warrant for him. Synagogues in NYC are being used for illegal land sales.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Jewish Community Relationship Council which Mamdani gave $26M to specifically hosts field trips to Israel and also works with Jewish National Fund which has been accused of burning down olive trees in Palestine to help ethnically cleanse the area.
Intense Fact-Finding Trips for New York Opinion Makers JCRC-NY's Study Tours to Israel (formerly known as Missions), which has been on-going for over two decades, has included among its participants over 500 elected and appointed public officials, ethnic and faith leaders, human services agency professionals, business and union leaders and journalists.
The Study Tours' itineraries provide participants with first-hand knowledge and experiences of the complex reality of the State of Israel. The participants are able to then convey to other New Yorkers the challenges Israel faces as it seeks to achieve a lasting peace with its neighbors.
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