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Gail Thee Snail

@scentedtide.bsky.social
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I’ve been bit by a seagull twice. Roll Tide 🐘

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
somewhere mike pence is enjoying a cold one (milk)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
bringing manufacturing back to the US
A creepy crawlers toy set showing the oven and all the components in front of the box
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
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Gail Thee Snail @scentedtide.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The top post on Reddit was about Elon asking for posts to be censored, and now the whole site has been down for about 15 minutes.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 26/03/2025
idk abt u but I love hating the government
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Aaron is Unsustainable @aaron.wrotkowski.ca · 23/03/2025
It was so funny when the Letterkenny episode went up with the natives and hicks beating up the Proud Boys and so many hard right dipshits realized their favourite show hated them.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Wrestle Me For America You Thieving White Shit by Paperback Paradise
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
right wingers are like "you must never forget what The Left wants to do to you." and the thing they want to do to you is give you healthcare and make sure there isn't sewage in your drinking water
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Arkansas is short for Assault Rifle Kansas
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 17/03/2025
get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
so we're gonna need like a gigaFDR to fix this right
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/03/2025
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Southwest is dismantling what made them stand out. With baggage fees, seat assignments, outdated planes lacking charging ports and in flight entertainment, what’s the incentive to fly with them anymore? Feels like a recession era cash grab. Ridiculous.
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Espé Azalea Symoné @espesymone.com · 11/03/2025
Southwest is hilarious because nobody was flying southwest because they loved it. They only flew it because of the 2 free checked bags.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.
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Gail Thee Snail @scentedtide.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Private equity is a cancer that strips companies of their souls. When unlimited growth suffocates other functions in a cell, we cut it off. But if it’s a company we celebrate it. Private equity is turning America into a soulless strip mall country.
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
first Southwest tests the waters telling travelers they intend to get rid of open seating. then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff. then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags. Private equity did this shit.
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 11/03/2025
There is no literally nothing differentiating Southwest from other airlines. Actually, I take that back. Everything that differentiates Southwest from other airlines is bad. They stopped away literally every benefit and now Southwest is just like United or American but without all the useful stuff.
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Brandon Caldwell @brandoc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
southwest throwing away 50+ years of goodwill as a trustworthy and celebrated airline because they got bought by an investment firm less than SIX MONTHS AGO is … you can’t help but laugh.
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Nick Fleisher @nickfleisher.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Private equity dudes well on their way to ruining Southwest
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Jeff Abbott @jeffabbott.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
charging for checked bags and assigned seating, Southwest is now every other airline. remarkable to watch them throw away the things that made their brand distinct
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Why would I fly Southwest if I have to pay for my checked bags???
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 11/03/2025
Nobody: Southwest announcing no more free checked bags:
A man with a gun finna blow his foot smooth off being stupid
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Southwest is getting rid of its free bags lmfao bro do they not know that's literally the only reason people fly with them?
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Gail Thee Snail @scentedtide.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Southwest Airlines charging for bags now? That was the only thing keeping us on your old chargerless, screenless, small planes. It was a nice run but that seals the deal to move to a new airline
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Mel 📚💙 @bookingitwithmel.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I need my strong sense for justice to be replaced with a new hyper fixation please… I’m so tired 😭 maybe I’ll try bird watching 🧐
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
privatizing your asshole
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🐦‍⬛ @raven.gifts · 05/03/2025
the high-five drown meme but with the paddle that says false instead of the unhelpful hand
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
being alive right now is so stupid
guy mowing his lawn in a tornado meme. guy labeled "me looking for a new job" tornado labeled "the impending destruction of the united states by the american nazi party"
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Mel 📚💙 @bookingitwithmel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Me cheering for Canada taking U.S. goods off their shelf knowing it will impact me negatively but at least it’s for the greater good
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a woman is clapping her hands in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is clapping her hands in a crowd of people .
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
this is my getaway vehicle
hotdog in a bun boat
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
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water taster @crip.es · 06/03/2025
you can tell helicopters hate being up there
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This will be my sole contribution to SOTU discourse.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
GRINDSET: stop asking to be taken to funky town. take YOURSELF to funky town. the journey will be your reward
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
your father and i are very worried about your quarterly profits
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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a man is playing a guitar in front of a large american flag .
Alt: a man, Hulk Hogan, is playing a guitar in front of a large american flag .
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
building a better body by doing all my scavenging at the rich people cemetery
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
sometimes you hit it big but mostly it hits u small
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