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Math. You.

@mateomontana.bsky.social
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software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker. 🦍1906❄️ #blacksky

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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If everything means something then nothing means anything
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Side quests sometimes end up in the main plot line
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This week been a long ass month
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Been avoiding this app and IOENO why
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I love the game. I love the hustle
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Half a bottle of casamigos in. It’s gone be bad my nigga.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sometimes I turn on Von and Durk and pretend I kill people then go send a teams message about referral statistics
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wale deserves more than he gets tbh
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Drogon when he heard about past dragons getting killed by arrows
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I wanted to slap some sense into “Queen” Rhaenyra
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Daemon Targaryen is the only adult in the entire show.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
In search of a worthy opponent for hand to hand combat
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The best part about Atlanta parties is that they dedicate a set to Future
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Atlanta is a wicked place lol
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Chill on me.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’ve sent two emails, 3 teams messages, and scheduled a meeting with CMIO to demo some build next week. That’s all the work I’m doing on #Juneteenth, laptop closing ✌🏾
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Every time Shenseea posts I just wanna die
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sue me I’m rooting for everybody black
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tay Keith being gone is fucking me up man
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think I’m about to start answering all those loan spam calls. Every single time. Gonna just completely troll them and waste their time for an hour, or give them the most vulgar cuss out the darkness in my soul is capable of
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
As a man you should be taking Zinc but don’t take more than one dose and don’t take on an empty stomach if you do may God have mercy on your soul- Ask me how I know
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bad Bunny is so insane for putting Efecto and Party in succession on Un Verano Sin Ti
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Peanuts Characters Happy Dance
ALT: Peanuts Characters Happy Dance
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
People who are too good for an all inclusive are crazy to me
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I just been walking around every so often shaking my head at that poor girl in Brazil that got YEETED off the cliff at the rope swinging attraction without being attached to any rope Like isn’t attaching the rope the fundamental part of the whole thing
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sometimes when I’m in a bad mood I think about how the Charlie Kirk story ended and it makes me feel better
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Alive
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Swinging is such an insane concept to me.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s literally the best movie ever man.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jonathan Majors fumbling the MCU bag is almost as bad of a fumble in NYC as the Spurs did last night
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
She sent a video of herself using a toy in that spot and told me that was just for until I got there
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Man's Shocked Reaction to Phone
ALT: Man's Shocked Reaction to Phone
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All y’all wanted to MAKE EGYPT GREAT AGAIN. Now look at you, locusts flying up ya ass.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I just rewatched Interstellar. I love rewatching movies that make me feel something after time has passed and I’ve changed as person. It’s like a brand new experience. That movie was beautiful in every way.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Spurs are a joke
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They can’t keep getting away with this lol
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
don’t want to jinx it but I’m enjoying the score of this game I shall remain unnamed
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Life will rage bait you, do not let it
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Am I the only one that still listens to Folded 19-26 times a day?
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
ugly piece of shit shut down the most critical area in one of the crown jewel cities on the planet, inconvenienced every citizen, to attend a game out of pure vanity just to fall asleep and jinx them into a loss. That subhuman pus filled abomination can’t die soon enough
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So, #Knicks fans, some of the craziest fans on earth, have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. I believe in you all, I’m in a New York State of mind. Don’t let me down.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Old ppl be picking the spots at McDonald’s like VIP sections at the club. You’re not getting a real estate deed to the table Elmer.
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Once this Invisalign shit is over I’m getting a grill. Not letting all maintenance habits go to waste
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I do this and accidentally forget a mf ever existed lmao
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Going to Atlanta Juneteenth weekend and I’m gonna be acting out of order tbh
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Her: I bet he somewhere talking to bitches Me bored in my work hotel at 2am:
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I have a new favorite hat, I fear
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Right! There had to be a better way
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I made my own version of Zobo/Sorrel and I’ve been drinking it every morning and I think I might have found something ima do for the rest of my life
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Math. You. @mateomontana.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
An alien can’t even beat New York 🫩
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