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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We voted for diarrhea
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Just picked up the new pressing of "Seamonsters". Sadly, couldn't buy it on bandcamp, probably because it was distributed by Sony Music UK. Just an absolute all-timer of an album.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🎶this is how legends are made🎶
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
For those not currently celebrating TACO Tuesday, be aware that"two weeks" is this administration's code word for "never".
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When market manipulation represents the best-case scenario.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Noodles Party got a new owner and a new look.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First listen: pretty, pretty good. The Former Site of The New Pornographers
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Saw my Alderman, Anthony Quezada at our polling place this morning. He was friendly and respectful of the electioneering boundary.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You can't have Cuba until you finish your Iran. And you've barely touched your Venezuela. Finish your Iran and Venezuela before you even think about having some Cuba. And weren't you trying to save space for Greenland? Where are you planning to put all these countries?
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 05/03/2026
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We now have a haunted well where the front stairwell used to be.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Just spitballing here, but maybe in the land of the free we shouldn't have a pedophilic ruling elite class, police who kidnap people off the street, and concentration camps?
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Elon named his daughter “Comet Azure” [sic] after a spell in Elden Ring. He would have used “Pest Threads” but it’s already the name of his social media site.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Impeach Trump now, or we’ll be invading another sovereign nation within six months.
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
King of England on a checkerboard pattern tile floor
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Mina has absolutely mastered the side-eye.
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The Back Page: A Video Games Podcast @backpagepod.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Our Discorders answered the question, 'what if the games of 2025 were Simpsons stills?' Judge the results for yourself.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Chicago’s parking enforcement goes hard.
A child-sized toy SUV, locked to a pole on a winter sidewalk, with a Chicago parking violation attached.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s Fall dog!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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kari @kgd26.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
shout out chicago.
a large road sign with the text fuck ICE located on a corner of an intersection in chicago
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
He demolished the entire east wing of a building that’s he’s living in, rent free, on our dollar.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
"Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here."
Anna Bower
Monday, October 20, 2025, 5:40 PM
Share On: f X inK My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about
the Letitia James grand jury.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Stay woke friends
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
live your life so millions of people are not inspired to march in the streets to express their disgust with you.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I was one more warm body at No Kings 2 in Chicago, It looked like the turnout was very high.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Keeper, the new game that’s an arthouse walking simulator and a lighthouse walking simulator.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/10/2025
Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/09/2025
his father was unavailable for comment
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 03/08/2025
i’m struggling to find the original source but i can’t stop thinking about this baby goat ever since @adampknave.com sent it to me like a week and a half ago lmfao
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Branzino! 🤌
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I’m politically homeless. Like so many Americans, I am furious that the president cut $50 billion in subsidies to my exploding rocket and child murdering car business. Like other Americans who have 60 kids with 57 different mothers, all boys with hieroglyphics for names, I am being left behind.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I had a REALLY lovely time talking to @milesklee.bsky.social at Rolling Stone about why The Onion is thriving. It's because we're one of the only legacy outlets unafraid to accurately reflect the mood of this country. That mood? Everyone fucking hates this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
We want to be able to say stuff that other people, for institutional reasons, can’t say, or they’re too afraid to say.

You may be the only CEO in America making that promise.
We’re in a unique position, certainly. And other places have to learn from this — being afraid all the time and just constantly making transactional moves. How long can you survive like this? What is even the point of being alive if you’re just gonna continue managing rot? And it seems like that’s what 98 percent of people are doing in these media companies right now. I don’t know, take a chance. Nobody likes what’s happening. Especially if you’re a journalism company or a media company, you’re [meant to be] actually reflecting what people want or what people believe. So get some guts and do something interesting. It’s not that hard.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 24/06/2025
One of the SpaceX fan cams caught a crane collapse at Starbase in Texas. This kind of thing only happens from a completely unacceptable safety culture failure and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a death here
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Imagine how badly this would have gone if Padilla had been a puppy instead of a US Senator.
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