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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Someone heard the term "Xbox tax" and thought that sounded like a fine, reasonable way to excuse middling review scores.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In two weeks.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was an Onion article with a target audience of "you".
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder how much Microsoft paid for this red hot rights to stream GTA VI.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, you could say "starting to return to growth" means that the business is contracting.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And, honestly, doing a terrible job of it.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Onion headlines still have the ability to make me wince every now and then.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marathon is a fantastic game and it's great that they're recognizing that they need to pivot to reach a wider audience. I look forward to whatever the team is coming up with next.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The care level for that release was extremely low in my socal group.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the resistance, J.D.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If it were only over.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get some new material, donnie.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I recently acquired the Final Crisis omnibus and that is not something I'd want to be hit in the head with.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am super-curious to see if a 77 metacritic score will have any effect at all on Wolverine's sales. I'm suspecting it will not and that it will do just fine.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those skyboxes ... 🤌.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's got soup for brains. Make a commercial out of this clip and play it for the entirety of October.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That hurt, I'm not going to lie.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You did not just call Legend "boring".
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think we all knew practically no one was using that service.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh man it's that one guy from "raised by wolves".
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Congratulations, milo, for being one of the few people I would wish that on.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's explaining what his administration has been doing.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"TV, TV,TV,TV, Xbox, go home."
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He can campaign on murdering hundreds of boaters in the Carribean.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They also have a bridge in manhattan that they'd like to sell you.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Call them whatever you want, they're algorithms. They're neither conscious nor sentient.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Our boy trump thinks he's going to bomb the bond market.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, I'm lighthouse walking here!
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did it, though?
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i do that from time to time, though it's been a while since i've actually played a game on it.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Man, I don't know about all that.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A clown company run by clowns.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I plan on running a three hour marathon.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, man, this is the video game adaptation of the *sequel* to that movie. Wild.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Weird coincidence. The VHS edition of "3 Ninjas" was playing over the bar at my local pizza joint (Reno, Logan Square) just last week. I had never even heard of it until then. It was like, a Chuck Norris movie, aimed at children? I left bemused.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Narrator: "It was not his resignation."
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey, it's saturday! 🍻
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Banging soundtrack by Wang Chung on that one, as well.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is disgraceful behavior.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bravo!
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thank you, (I think) for letting me know all about "hustleporn".
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Narrator: "He didn't."
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every day we get him on record pitching the most unpopular policies.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's no "black hole rising", but it will do.
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scambot.bsky.social @scambot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I want to see him cry, and that other thing that rhymes with cry.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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