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Daniel Golson

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Robert Balkovich @robertbalkovich.bsky.social · 6h
I'm more than a little disappointed to log on and not see people talking about the important news that broke last night (Pitchfork giving the new Tinashe album a 9.0)
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 13h
Now what the hell is this supposed to mean
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There really are random ruins just all over the place here
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bari Weiss getting fired and Kristi Noem getting divorced, what a wonderful day
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure the president of Italy just drove by me
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ACAB doesn’t include all the hot Italian ones
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's built like Eggman but even weirder
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Air France lounge is playing ads for the Renault R5 Turbo 3E
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
Somehow "the guy who buys struggling publications and fills them with fake journalists that publish thousands of articles of AI slop to overwhelm google? turns out he goes way back with Ghislaine Maxwell, the collaborator of Jeffrey Epstein" feels like the ultimate and most exhausting 2026 sentence
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
flying to Rome today
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
calling the delta diamond customer service line
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The new Bentley Torcal looks spectacular at night
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's actually absurd how stupidly people are mishearing and misunderstanding what others are saying on #TheTraitorsUS
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how you win the valet
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A fancy Erewhon competitor grocery market opened up near me and the bathrooms have Toto toilets with bidets
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resident Evil even more fun the second time. Need a man like Austin Abrams bad
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
yeah, it's OK to be wrong, but why on earth is the point of a company that takes ten years to understand the basic realities their users face when there are plenty of perfectly competent semi companies making electric trucks?
On Thursday, Priestly offered a mea culpa. He called the original design “not sufficient” and revealed that the new Semi now has standard roll-down windows.

“We fully admit we were wrong about the windows,” he said. “Turns out there’s a lot of infrastructure in the world, whether it’s a badge reader, or your toll booth, or you’re talking to somebody on a call box. There’s all kinds of stuff right at that height, and it became evident that we needed a roll-down window in order to make that infrastructure easier to interface with.”

“It’s okay to be wrong, Dan,” Moravy added.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still remember multiple of my friends' phone numbers from when I was like eight years old, and I have smoked so much weed....... how does this moron not know his zip code???????
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmao.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they’re taking ken paxton off life support tonight
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Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 23/09/2026
I mean they also completely changed the Asian woman's features to be more in line with white beauty standards which I find even more egregious & offensive. She's a real person and they literally changed her face!
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
two thoughts: great job democrats letting elon musk potentially influence more of our media ecosystem! and two: damn ellison still doesn't have the money lined up....??
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beyond all the "Star Wars" models, George Lucas' $1 billion museum has amazing illustrations, comics and paintings featuring boats, planes, cars and spaceships.
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Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art Has The Best Collection Of Vehicular Art I've Ever Seen - Jalopnik
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is a psy-op
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you could make a lot of this mania vanish by making college free. the worst parents think they're working a new market inefficiency by making their kid out-hustle the "lazy" kids. but even chill parents are holding a psychological lotto ticket that their kid puts up numbers that end in scholarships
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jacqueline Laurita showing up is Halloween Horror Nights #RHUGT
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art opens to the public tomorrow, and it truly has something for everybody, even the art museum–averse. It's full of spectacular works of art, but what really struck me is how it's the best collection of vehicular art I've ever seen www.jalopnik.com/2264782/geor...
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Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art Has The Best Collection Of Vehicular Art You'll Ever See - Jalopnik
Beyond all the "Star Wars" models, George Lucas' $1 billion museum has amazing illustrations, comics and paintings featuring boats, planes, cars and spaceships.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a shocking turn of events, News Glance with Genieve Vavance will be the only news outlet allowed to cover the White House due to a mistaken belief that she's related to JD Vance.
Genevieve Vavance and her show News Glance
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Jason Wilson @jasonbwilson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Media consolidation sucks and doesn't help consumers/readers/listeners/viewers. It helps those hoarding money and those wanting to keep power and hide their actions from the people.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jalopnik stands in solidarity with our journalist colleagues www.jalopnik.com/2264097/jalo...
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Jalopnik Suspends White House Pool Coverage In Solidarity With Politico, CNN And MS Now - Jalopnik
People often ask: "What does 'Jalopnik' even mean?" Well, now we can tell you. Jalopnik, means integrity.
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the most important day in human history
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me when my face is looking extremely normal #rhoslc
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Playing Resident Evil 2 for the first time (the PS5 remake)
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Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Los Angeles is full of fantastic vanity plates, but this has got to be the best one
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's the 605% claim that does it for me.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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