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Mojave Midnights

@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
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genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him

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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really can't overstate how many times I've seen this happen. and God help them if they happen to get paired up first with someone too inexperienced to do this, because the second person they get paired with will beat the living shit out of them.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ceos basically work at a slot machine and there's a big lever labelled "don't" and they come in every single day feeling lucky
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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eevee @eev.ee · 27/09/2026
People are only saying they don't know several feldspars for one reason: cultural cachet
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy who interacts exclusively with Robots That Only Say Yes: oh boy I sure can’t wait to ask people about boundaries at the Implied Consent Convention
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 13/05/2026
There are levels to everything and one of those things is “unless you live in certain parts of New York, Los Angeles, or a handful of other global fashion hubs, you do not know anyone who has gone pro at being beautiful.”
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only read the first half of your post but I am so angry I need to reply right now no time for the second half!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Zechariah Harvey 🏳️‍⚧️ @zechharvey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s not funny. Making fun of psychics is how my cousin will have died.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"niacin" is called that so Americans won't smoke cigarettes for supplemental vitamins
Nicotinic acid was initially synthesized by oxidizing nicotine with potassium chromate and sulfuric acid.Hence, in 1942, when flour enrichment with nicotinic acid began, a headline in the popular press said "Tobacco in Your Bread." In response, the Council on Foods and Nutrition of the American Medical Association approved of the Food and Nutrition Board's new names niacin and niacin amide for use primarily by non-scientists. It was thought appropriate to choose a name to dissociate nicotinic acid from nicotine, to avoid the perception that vitamins or niacin-rich food contains nicotine, or that cigarettes contain vitamins. The resulting name niacin was derived from nicotinic acid + vitamin.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"there's a top shortage" is there? or are you just not maintaining top infrastructure
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
people who haven't experienced it really have no idea how much cis people leverage the power of "of course I can be normal about your cute little gender identity!... unless," in every situation, all the fucking time
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In Dark Souls 2 there is an NPC who says "We meet again, young Undead. You have the look of a true seeker. I am Dickdiver Grandahl, seeker of Dick, giver of Dick. If you seek true Dick, I will grant it to you. As much as you desire. Well, then...Is Dick what you wish for?"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ppl are asking about the armadillo so pls. Strap in for a tangent. Because the answer is more complicated than you'd think. (If you don't want to find out if Jesus ever saw an armadillo then you can click off now. The thread is over. This is a prolonged aside due to popular demand.)
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henrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
edited stills from the upcoming nathan fielder doc.
elizabeth holmes: The employee engagement survey is completely anonymous
nathan: (staring at her)elizabeth: why would i deceive you?
nathan: (incredulous smirk)
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My god they did it
substack.com
War is a Highway
Just Drive Straight You Idiots
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It turns out “at least three, don’t play games with me kid” is actually the only politically successful answer to that question
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/09/2026
making a twin towers out of planes is highly offensive after what planes did to those buildings
Usa today
Thousands of drones form Twin Towers in moving 9/11 memorial
Sept. 10, 2026, 2:05 p.m. ET
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i think 50 days out from the election would be a good time to acknowledge it's making all of us insane and put a moratorium on getting mad at other frustrated forum posters who in less insanity-inducing times we could have reasonable conversations with. i understand, of course, this will not happen
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the xkcd average person's familiarity comic but edited to say:

"Monsterfucking is second nature to us trans women, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only wants to breed an elf and one or two nosferatu."

"And put a werewolf in chastity, of course."

"Of course."
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
unaltered footage of a bear is fascinating because the parts of it that aren't just the bear are 3 wholly separate strains of artistic social comment visibly straining and infighting as they attempt to coexist in the same scenes and sequences
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner really doing his best to encourage that young filmmaker to self-harm
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this part of the game was a magical and completely unique experience for me. never felt anything like it in any video game, before or since.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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tyrannosaurus wrecks @softmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arrived at a pause point for this chainmail piece I'm planning to wear to an art show reception in a couple of weeks. It drapes. It reads. That's a goddamn hanky. (And yes, I'm flagging.) #transartist #queerart #chainmail
Photo of a square of chainmail in red, black, and silver to look like a red bandanaPhoto of the same red chainmail hanky hanging from the left back pocket of a pair of black jeans
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 08/09/2026
Posting "the computer from Star Trek is generative AI but you're not ready to talk about that" turning my phone off then killing myself
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
data center builders: we are going to build the world’s FIRST megagigawatt data center that runs on LIQUID BABIES. they are THE SIZE OF LOWER MANHATTAN people: no! more rational than you bro: u dumb bitch there are DCs all over already like damn there’s one in a fake townhouse it’s all the same
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