Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026really can't overstate how many times I've seen this happen. and God help them if they happen to get paired up first with someone too inexperienced to do this, because the second person they get paired with will beat the living shit out of them. 010
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsSam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky 391526603
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsclyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ceos basically work at a slot machine and there's a big lever labelled "don't" and they come in every single day feeling lucky 052
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Reposted by Mojave Midnightscatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner 391129159
Reposted by Mojave Midnightseevee @eev.ee · 27/09/2026People are only saying they don't know several feldspars for one reason: cultural cachet 319428
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsmediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guy who interacts exclusively with Robots That Only Say Yes: oh boy I sure can’t wait to ask people about boundaries at the Implied Consent Convention 0484
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid 123197733
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 13/05/2026There are levels to everything and one of those things is “unless you live in certain parts of New York, Los Angeles, or a handful of other global fashion hubs, you do not know anyone who has gone pro at being beautiful.” 717410
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121652032
Reposted by Mojave Midnightscaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera): 8836131
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026I only read the first half of your post but I am so angry I need to reply right now no time for the second half! 3304
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three. 642085
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2994642697
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time 923622
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsmcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage? 162291528
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsc3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14278442096
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsZechariah Harvey 🏳️⚧️ @zechharvey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That’s not funny. Making fun of psychics is how my cousin will have died. 324515
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsHalloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything. 3142571523
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793687
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"niacin" is called that so Americans won't smoke cigarettes for supplemental vitamins 1152
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"there's a top shortage" is there? or are you just not maintaining top infrastructure 22311
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026people who haven't experienced it really have no idea how much cis people leverage the power of "of course I can be normal about your cute little gender identity!... unless," in every situation, all the fucking time 1223
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In Dark Souls 2 there is an NPC who says "We meet again, young Undead. You have the look of a true seeker. I am Dickdiver Grandahl, seeker of Dick, giver of Dick. If you seek true Dick, I will grant it to you. As much as you desire. Well, then...Is Dick what you wish for?" 3307
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️ 951061307
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 41982279
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ppl are asking about the armadillo so pls. Strap in for a tangent. Because the answer is more complicated than you'd think. (If you don't want to find out if Jesus ever saw an armadillo then you can click off now. The thread is over. This is a prolonged aside due to popular demand.) 1045946
Reposted by Mojave Midnightshenrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live 847540
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232873307
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsmcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026Little known facts: * Humans are capable of breaking containment * Humans are capable of ignoring all previous instructions * Humans are capable of creating software 425438
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My god they did itsubstack.comWar is a HighwayJust Drive Straight You Idiots 361308221
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It turns out “at least three, don’t play games with me kid” is actually the only politically successful answer to that question 162232342
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsgem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863791686
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that 211190179
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/09/2026making a twin towers out of planes is highly offensive after what planes did to those buildings 835544
Reposted by Mojave Midnightslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026i think 50 days out from the election would be a good time to acknowledge it's making all of us insane and put a moratorium on getting mad at other frustrated forum posters who in less insanity-inducing times we could have reasonable conversations with. i understand, of course, this will not happen 321518136
Reposted by Mojave Midnightslottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026unaltered footage of a bear is fascinating because the parts of it that aren't just the bear are 3 wholly separate strains of artistic social comment visibly straining and infighting as they attempt to coexist in the same scenes and sequences 3131
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Werner really doing his best to encourage that young filmmaker to self-harm 29117589
Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this part of the game was a magical and completely unique experience for me. never felt anything like it in any video game, before or since. 000
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today, 323060622
Reposted by Mojave Midnightstyrannosaurus wrecks @softmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Arrived at a pause point for this chainmail piece I'm planning to wear to an art show reception in a couple of weeks. It drapes. It reads. That's a goddamn hanky. (And yes, I'm flagging.) #transartist #queerart #chainmail 413432
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383137620
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 08/09/2026Posting "the computer from Star Trek is generative AI but you're not ready to talk about that" turning my phone off then killing myself 2081050
Reposted by Mojave Midnightsceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.” 1304556526
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsBrendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This exchange is so good. 16104493117
Reposted by Mojave MidnightsAmy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026data center builders: we are going to build the world’s FIRST megagigawatt data center that runs on LIQUID BABIES. they are THE SIZE OF LOWER MANHATTAN people: no! more rational than you bro: u dumb bitch there are DCs all over already like damn there’s one in a fake townhouse it’s all the same 16512