iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Culture is chock full of gods and ghosts, language the drift of the spirit away from the meat and bones of its origin.

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Twilight Stylite @twilightstylite.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

[dabbing perfume on my neck] This could be the night when the Abyss gazes back into me.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

After an intense examination of the premises I found my missing cup of coffee in the shower.

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

If you’re not coming with that, “Let’s drink Cabernet until our lips turn purple” energy, you should definitely ring the New Year in with someone else.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I went into an extremely crowded store. I had a cart and there was nowhere to push it and nowhere to put it and nowhere to stop and look. When I went to the next store, I did not get a cart. Freedom washed over me. Zipping through crowds, light on my feet, an unencumbered sprite.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Hear me out: The Gronkch

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☠🏴‍☠️The Dead Don't Die🏴‍☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

pls miss me with the rigamarole

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Thinking I’m going to get fired for being sassy and snarky in an email, then realizing I actually just sound matter-of-fact, logical, and polite after reading it again is top Virgo behavior.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

A few years ago I saw someone say that dating someone with ADHD is like microdosing Wikipedia and I’m still recovering from that wound

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I'm not a hermit because I don't understand people, I'm a hermit because I do

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

My ears feel like they spontaneously spurt blood every time I click on a review video someone turned into ASMR. I hate them SO much. They make me want to bash my head against a wall and rip the remaining fragments of my brain out of my skull.

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a woman with a bruise on her forehead covering her ears

Alt: A girl covering her ears in horrendous pain

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

NANCY IS HAVING A BAD DREAM

IN HER DREAM WE SEE A PEACOCK WITH ITS FEATHERS IN MULTIPLE COLORS

AND THERE IS WRITTEN IN THE DREAM

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Someone mispronounced 'gamut' on a podcast I was listening to the other day and I'm still mad about it

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

My neutered cat has a new nickname (Horn Dawg) and a new girlfriend (super fluffy blanket) I sit here giggling at my little Lothario and his discovery of this newfound and pointless pleasure.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Next Halloween I'm handing out Zippo lighters.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I have several social media accounts that by themselves could pass the age verification process. And my mobile phone number is from the 1900s.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

“omg gloves made out of paper towels” -me, stoned and eating chicken wings

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

How timezones affect social media perceptions

Panel from a Harvey Comics work showing Casper's cousin, Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost, flying down over some mushrooms to a roadsign that says "Weirdsville". He says: "Well ... Here I am!"

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

By the tapping of my thumbs, Something wiki'd this way comes.

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NewWaveAndPunk @punkandnewwave.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Terry: 🖤🤍 📸unknown.

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

ME: *explaining my symptoms to a doctor* it feels like my body is full of 10,000 snakes, all hissing at each other. sometimes one bites another, and that part of me is lost MY DOCTOR, WHO IS 10,000 SNAKES IN A LAB COAT: yesss yesssss, thiss isss all very normal for humansssss

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

it’s the inner Cheech in me that sees the inner Chong in you

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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.

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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

[Trying to sleep] Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

No one: Teenage boys walking out the barbers:

An Alpaca with fluffy mop of hair on top and short all down the sides

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I liked your ambiguously worded post because I know exactly what you’re talking about (there is an 80% chance I am wrong).

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Airport workers know that behind every brand new car wrapped with a HUGE red bow in the parking lot at Christmas, there’s a cheating spouse just begging for forgiveness.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Update: In a perfect Monday denouement, it turns out I ruined my entire weekend worrying about something that took 10min to fix.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

How the Grinch Got His Groove Back

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

How the Grinch Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I thought I was mad, but it was just because I had on a winter coat with a shoulder strap purse.

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BlindCoyote 🔜 IX @blindcoyote.com · 11/12/2025

Slay the dragon? Nah Baby gorl, Dragon gonna Slay!

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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Is it a guilty pleasure for someone who’s 5’2” to have a new obsession for watching videos of taller people struggling to jump on & off their new extra-tall platform beds they added both a box spring and mattress to? Because my tiny lil’ cackling ass doesn’t feel guilty at all. Welcome to our world