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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Share a Witch with good style. 🧙‍♀️👗
Prunella Scales, from Midsomar Murders - Beyond the Grave, looking stylish, as always.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My food pyramid looks like this
A food pyramid made up of 100% nachos and absolutely no other foods.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
On my way there: Speeding, honking, and cussing other drivers out IT’S AN EMERGENCY MOVE BITCH! The emergency:
A Dollar Tree Dr. Seuss Cat-in-the-Hat novelty pen and a Teacher’s Pointer finger wand so I can WHAPPP! random things around the house for emphasis when I speak.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The spasmodic dancing and some of the captions made me think of
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Post a female character you love.
Actress Anya Taylor-Joy playing orphaned chess prodigy Elizabeth Harmon in the Netflix mini-series, The Queen’s Gambit.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If anyone ever did try to break up with me first (before I clocked their BS… which is highly unlikely) my Virgo ass would just be like
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Congratulations! Love to see love winning in this era of hate. 💜 What a lovely, spooky wedding anniversary, too 🦇 💒
A spooky pair of black and silver skeletons - a groom wearing a top hat and a skeleton bride wearing a flower crown and holding a bouquet of black and silver roses  - positioned in between various wig heads wearing maroon and electric purple bobs.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
What's it like inside your head?
The Grim Reaper sitting in a lawn chair in an idyllic field full of yellow flowers and trees in the distance, drinking tea from an orange jack-o-lantern mug, and checking a wristwatch with the words “How it feels to be nonchalant and insane” hovering in the air above
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
A Pants World cartoon showing a vampire horde flying a flock of bats on a mission from Bran castle with Renfield telling Dracula, “Forgot my cape - I’m heading back”
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Post something random or have an awful October
A cartoon sketch titled Atheist Afterlife where a half-buried human skeleton is saying, “FUCK YEAH. I’M A SKULL. THIS KICKS ASS.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
2025 Mood
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Me: Gotta stick to the budget My covetous lizard brain: Bruh, hear me out…
A painting of a Persian cat that is so bad it’s good.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
this is me, if you even care
A taxidermy Lil’ Bo Peep Raccoon with blue eyes is staring straight at you while holding a stuffed lamb and a shepherd’s crook and wearing a pink gingham pinafore with pink bows around each ear.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Favorite Rom-Com intro
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Found my new home security sign.
A warning sign showing 3 cat silhouettes flying through the air towards you with their claws outstretched.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Thanks for sharing-I didn’t know any of that. But I do have tons of NYX and love every shade of these
4 boxes of Kim-Chi’s amazing loose Set & Bake powder Puff-Puff-Pass in Translucent, Pink, Banana, and lvander.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Only clip I’ve seen so far 😁
A closeup of Cardi B on the Witness stand being questioned during a trial: Lawyer: Did you call her fat? Cardi B: No, I was calling her a bitch.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My brain: Feels GREAT to stay on budget. Look at us! My heart: Ok, but hear me out
A photo of the Jolie Beauty x Ozzy Ozbourne makeup collection that costs $580 but is amazing
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Star Wars Trilogy arcade, Super Mario World, and Tony Hawk Pro Skater ❤️
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Black Belt Jones
A movie poster for Black Belt Jones (1974) that says Enter Jim “Dragon” Kelly He clobbers the mob as Black Belt Jones with green and pink vignettes above showing sketches of movie stills and black silhouettes of martial art grapples and kicks below.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
a record that I have
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Etsy patterns are making me want to learn
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Me over here fixated on the word gulch like
Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes repeating the word Smock repeatedly while wearing Calvin’s dad’s button-up oxford shirt backwards while Calvin screams WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Two men are pictured moving the Mitsubishi Dialtone D160, the largest subwoofer ever built, with 60 inches in the 1980s. Weighing 800kg, it can easily shatter windows and produces small earthquakes that can be felt like ground vibrations within a 2-kilometer range. At the Koriyama factory, the test was conducted at first in the measuring room, but was stopped because the ceiling lamps fell due to vibration. The outdoor test appeared to have a negative impact on the neighborhood. At a distance of about 100 m from the speaker, the sound was felt, but at a greater distance, it was transmitted as vibration and noise on the earth instead of an audible sound. Within a 2-kilometer radius of the factory, damage such as vibrations, small earthquakes, as well as noises from walls and windows occurred.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
And this one too
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Leaning towards dropping out of society to join a colony of bats. Gonna be pretty sweet lurking in a cave all day to avoid the sun and frolicking under the moon after everyone goes to bed. No more emails or meetings, just me and my new bat friends owning the night.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Sarah Paulson as Nurse Ratched in the series Ratched.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Cereal a band : Oatcast
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
what are you wearing to bsky prom (don’t stand too close to me)
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
… Kick it … You wake up late for school, man you don't want to go You ask you mom, please? but she still says, no You missed two classes, and no homework But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk … You gotta fight for your right to party
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
American filmmaker/actor/writer/artist John Waters with slicked back hair and a pencil- thin mustache wearing a dark blazer over a buttoned-up white shirt smiles above a quote stating, “I would take LSD and say “Let’s see (Ingmar) Bergman movies.”
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Me in the 2nd national security group chat
A vintage Nokia cell phone with two period marks enclosed by parentheses used to draw a pair of boobs
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wishing I had a Mitsubishi Dialtone D160 60-inch subwoofer just to feel something.
A man holding a massive 1980s Mitsubishi D160 60-inch subwoofer weighing 800lbs that can shatter glass and cause small earthquakes felt as ground vibrations for a 2kn radius.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to pepper the behinds of menfolk like Milburn Drysale with buckshot after finding out his family had a feud with her family back in the hills
Granny Moses from the Beverly Hillbillies gleefully peering out the door of their mansion brandishing a shotgun
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
The Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 🎩 Share your kiddie nightmare fuel
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
show me a picture from your gallery/phone that has your energy. not a selfie
An animated cartoon skull with pinpricks of light in its eyes perched upon a crimson velvet pillow with gold piping is levitating a shiny black vinyl record inside a glowing blob of power . They’re in a stone castle tower with an arched window framing the starry sky behind them. The castle stones in shades of purple emphasizing that it’s nighttime and the spiderweb stretching across the window adds to the spooky vibes.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
me when I see your post
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
QP something green from your gallery without comment
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
reskeet with what’s your sign
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
when shitposters become mutuals
Two nude mannequins laying with their heads on each other blankly staring into the distance.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Reading the headline “Burglars steal as much as $30 million in one of L.A.’s largest cash heists ever, LAPD seeks clues” and rethinking your career.
An image of Lucille Bluth, matriarch of the Bluth family from Arrested Development, with a highly dissatisfied look on her face holding a glass of white wine and  wearing a purple blazer adorned with a large jeweled brooch on the lapel.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
If you see this, post a doc
A solitary black Dr. Marten boot against a white background.
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Logging back in after being super busy and seeing all these Asstown posts like
John Travolta’s character from Pulp Fiction looking around confused.
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