Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have no idea wtf Digger is supposed to be but the trailer makes it look like exactly my thing and I wanna see it so badly 100
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026star fo'x is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (star wolf Howl) 000
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026played the objective on the Venom multi-player Star Fox and declared myself Mark Zuckerberg when I won as MVP (I stole all the data) 001
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026InfoWars on Thursday and Steel Ball Run on Friday... the preferred shot and chaser for the Internet television connoisseur... 010
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeMike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 23/09/2026I think agents or assistants or whatever the hell we’re calling AI That Can Click is at this moment another form of scrolling: a way to watch things happen without really doing anything, in the absence of exercising actual agency because, yknow, pervasive feelings of powerlessness. 612219
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/05/2026We tested 25 veggie burgers to find the most savory, satisfying, and interesting patties out there. While we had to power through many veggie burgers that were bland and tough, we discovered 10 that are thoroughly enjoyable. nyti.ms/4wzhjf1 9587
Reposted by Warren Zevonblade⚙️ Euphrates ⚙️ @euphrates9982.bsky.social · 09/01/2026More people should give Veggie Burgers a try. They are genuinely very good 14591949
Reposted by Warren Zevonbladesardaukar_burger_chant.flac @manateemindset.bsky.social · 16/09/2026👇 1102
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17/03/2026tfw when u see ur bottle gettin warmed up and you are ᕼᑌᑎGᖇY 2474
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Feels like an underrated factor in vaccine hesitancy is that new parents are constantly deluged in unsolicited advice/judgments from all sorts of people on a myriad of stupid bullshit, and when you eventually have to reject their feedback, it's easy to throw out vaccines as well 000
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeJohn Ricciardi @johntv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you’ve ever played or enjoyed a Shiren the Wanderer game, or a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game, or any Mystery Dungeon game, really: they all spawned from this—originally a Dragon Quest spinoff that came out in the year following DQ5 in Japan (1993). This is the first time it’s been localized, too! 3363177
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172572645
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128552643
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026note to self: the SNOO® Sleep Sack is NOT a "baby straitjacket" 010
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Couples shirts that say "there's a bogey on my tail" and "I'm the bogey" 010
Reposted by Warren Zevonbladeheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/09/2026this is completely true actually. google "rockstar spouse" to learn more! 101151311
Reposted by Warren Zevonblademichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you. 1339075
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeChimera Mimi @michel0dy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well, well, well If it isn't the blowjob brothers 519876
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeOut of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 8660217
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh theonion.com/experts-warn-beef-coul… 441468162
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wife is being induced the day before her birthday... Not sure how I feel about her likely sharing a birthday with our daughter 210
Reposted by Warren Zevonbladee.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026this entire issue is downstream of the fact that kids are trapped in car-dependent suburbs, unable to develop any sense of autonomy until age 16, when they're suddenly allowed to drive a 4,000 lb vehicle 572998575
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wife went to see the new Spiderman movie without having seen anything Marvel since the previous Spiderman and described it to me as "Homework: The Movie" 020
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"Canis lupus!" "Vulpes vulpes!" "Pensez-vous que l'hiver sera rude?" 000
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeGP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Games went astray when they stopped giving every room or screen a name and showing that name at the top of the screen. 310219
Reposted by Warren Zevonblade#1 Lamar Jackson Stan @lunchbox17.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey girl, were you directed by Christopher Nolan? 'Cause you're the only odd I see. 011
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Libertarian Pokémon Trainer who affectionately nicknames his Snorlax "Government" 221
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeNathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The culture of heterosexual men is so compliment-and affirmation-deprived that it makes a lot of sense that the positive attention makes many men feel like they are talking to a conscious genius 412618
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You can actually go here right at the start of the game but Link won't have enough experience in drinking to defeat Gannon 410016
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 257239344577
Reposted by Warren Zevonbladekyle @agnosol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Critics of Nolan's The Odyssey have failed to recognize that my beautiful wife had a good time in the theater 41379
Reposted by Warren Zevonbladeceej @ceej.online · 27/07/2026I built a time machine to ask Homer what he thought of Christopher Nolan's Odyssey adaptation and he just gave me an annoyed grunt 3480164
Reposted by Warren Zevonblademothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026my position is the same for Nolan or Wilson: we should center Trojan voices, unless they were the bad guys (haven't seen the movie yet) 3151
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...lrb.co.ukEmily Wilson · An Uncomplicated ManAs they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my... 19761601559
Reposted by Warren ZevonbladeMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 26/07/2026Sunday newsletter: The Freudian Odysseus. mattdpearce.substack.com/p/the-surviv... 3375
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 26/07/2026so is Tom Holland related to Tom of Finland or what? 020
Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 26/07/2026brother in law wouldn't shut up about Japan and I couldn't stop thinking about Jack-O'-Lantern 000
