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now also here. she/they

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✨️𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖔 𝕵. 𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖗✨️ 💛🧡💛 @theosinclair.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Autumns Greetings 🍂🌟🍂 #art #artsky #digitalart #illustration #procreate #overthegardenwall #portrait #cats #cute #autumn #halloween
drawing in the style of an old photograph. depicted are two figures wearing pumpking heads, one grinning and one having a massive hole carved in the middle of it, and 3 cats, dressed up as a ghost, a clown, and a skeleton respectively. the colours are warm. text around the rim of the circular painting reads "Autumns Greetings xoxo" and "05.10.2026" in cursive. The painting is inspired by Over The Garden Wall.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
deuxmoi

p1: saw grink on the island
p1: anon pls

p2: Likely place for him to be
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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chess!! Hhalloween october @videochess.world · 19/09/2026
started typing a mario 64 star name into the youtube search bar to doublecheck if it required anything more than mario's basic jumps and MAN am i glad mario doesnt have to get that other star
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 06/05/2026
you heard of 6 7...........9/11
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Public message I encountered recently.
Writing on a pole reads: fuck the US, UK and Germany
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Death of a Dragon
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I manifested this creature to take down chat gpt for the people
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"you haven't been posting today!" yeah man one day i'll never post again. one day it wont ever be Eggman Thursday. even the hedgehog can't run forever. learn to love what you have while you have it
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phil @philjamesson.com · 24/08/2026
crocodile tears is such a funny phrase. some guy looked at a crocodile and thought “he looks so sad. but i mustn’t believe him”
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me after eating the 2x spicy budak ramen
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/08/2026
i know 10 of this woman
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En @eninabox.art · 08/08/2026
loner #unbeatable
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kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
hand in unloveable hand
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm so embarrassed, I didn't even know he was gone
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Why are you on Bluesky? It doesn't have the sauce.” I sell sauce, dude. I make and sell sauce. I have a stand. I'm not here all day buying sauce. You guys are the freaks. Next time you see your weed plug, ask them why they're at the park, and not a dispensary.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A doggie and a kitty on a strobing butterfly background say, Party World.
Everyone says it's time for fun in this party world.
With the lights and music, it's time for fun inside our party world.

(it’s easy!!! give fun a try!!!)
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/08/2026
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
new issue of Vizier Monthly is out
a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye
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Loish @loish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sunsets are so pretty, but whatever you do, DON’T look directly at the sun!! Be safe: look at paintings of the sun instead. I am posting these for your personal eye health. You’re welcome!
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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Celebelian 🦦 @celebelian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
greened myself
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✨️𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖔 𝕵. 𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖗✨️ 💛🧡💛 @theosinclair.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can't Breathe? 🐟⛅️🏳️‍🌈 This may very well be the best thing I've ever drawn! If someone were to ask me what the single piece of mine is that I'm the most proud of, it's this one. 🌟 #art #artsky #digitalart #illustration #procreate #liminal #liminalspace #surreal #surrealism #fish #selfportrait
A fish-headed man sits inside a tin can, he's wearing a green army jacket and jeans. on the floor is red and yellow caution tape and an exit light. The background appears to be a wall painted with clouds, a doorway barely visible. Surrounding the artwork is a 90s 3d modelling softwares interface
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
TIME THIEF FOR LIFE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT - PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUND AT WORK - TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT ENDS - MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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eve @sandwichsharer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think all Europeans must come together to make lesbian 10€ happen by voting for design H
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Michael Ramstead @michaelramstead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It was a failure of my imagination
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 23/07/2026
why does this read like a Steam store description?
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey man, you don't remember me but you kicked me from your Discord five years ago. I've been to therapy since then, I have a six figure salary and a beautiful girlfriend but most importantly, I post better now.
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee. That's how envious they are of what you can do.
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the one and only
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Join us on July 15th at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect! The presentation will last roughly 45 minutes and will showcase brand new footage of the developers of Nintendo Switch Sports: Resort all sharing one bowl of soup.
Nintendo Direct
07.15.2026
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eve @sandwichsharer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a glimpse into my mind
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Funny Bsky account idea: "Person Who Lives Here Was Blocked" Whenever someone in here gets blocked, it posts that person's house, address, schedule, ways to break in, etc.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I FOUND IT twitter.com/ChiyokoMusic...
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eve @sandwichsharer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
call me maybe the rae i be jepsen all carly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
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