kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026just took the worst bite of food in my life (the second worst being the first bite of order sticker (from order #226, which was two cars ahead of my own #228) that i ingested without noticing). 001
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026saw ed sheeran last night and it was great but hello? macklemore? was not aware of your evolution, apologies. the message, the vibe, the energy—delicious. am considering a trip to boston now for another show. 130
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026bought an airline ticket today. it’ll be my first flight since 2019 and i’m positively shitting myself about it. on top of the general concerns about airborne pathogens, do i even know how planes & airports work anymore? 001
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the thaddeus kosciusko bridge is probably my favorite bridge. i think this thought every time i cross it. i’ve probably tweeted this before. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i’ve been saving up chapters to house in one go but head’s up (to me) that it’ll be removed soon! 052
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 29/04/2026*surveys my work in my freshly cut yard* may a man never trust me with hair clippers. 100
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 27/12/2025i feel bad that i keep watching shane’s anxiety/fear/panic attack/coming out because it is so fucking funny. i’m sorry i keep rewinding the worst moments of your life babe. like every cottage crack compilation is just shane dying. 100
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025it isn’t christmas, it’s the last 24 hours before the cottage. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 21/12/2025i’m seeing a lot of videos of episode five played in bars and the crowds reacting as if that kiss was happening live, like they were there to watch hockey and ended up witnessing history. fascinating to see something necessary happen for the characters and the audience at the same time. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 14/12/2025i have read the first two books. from what i can tell, i’m about to have the best 4-episode saturday night of my life. 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 08/11/2025forgot to pack a second sensor for my dog-sitting gig this weekend so now i’m debating whether i go a few days without or i drive home just to get one. a little break might be nice. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 03/11/2025logged in to see how much my insurance premium would cost next year and haHAaa 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 09/10/2025got my covid and flu vaccines today buuuuuuuttttt i should’ve advocated harder for myself and insist on the mnexspike dose. at least i have spikevax though. and, as always, my respirator ♥️ 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025a non-family 7-year-old said, “you’re funny” to me yesterday so y’all can’t tell me NOTHING. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 25/06/2025just shuffled past 25 years with type 1, marking it with a 7.0, a dash of atorvastatin, and my first laser treatment in my left eye. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 23/02/2025i know this looks fake and would be easy to cheat but i swear this is real. i’ve been using these as starters just to be able to express the desire and it actually worked out quite well for me. 020
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 09/02/2025it’s not FREE because i pay a monthly premium, but my jaw literally dropped when i clocked those zeroes. 020
Reposted by kerrycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/01/2025there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off 15584521939
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i love tiktok but i don’t want it back. unrelated: i finally finished a book that i’ve had checked out from the library since july. 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 14/01/2025this is my favorite bookstore (even though i have never visited it)! someday i will make my “queer shit and books” pilgrimage 🙏 020
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 01/01/2025saw a tiktok where someone said 2024 was the last year that had their dog in it, so a lot of grief i’d been avoiding since august is hitting during these last few hours. 120
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 30/12/2024first time skiing in…15 years? and not only can i remain standing, i can ski with a five-year-old between my legs 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 27/12/2024so disappointed in myself for how little reading i got done while spending 3 hours in a dealership waiting room. i should’ve finished my book and then some! instead i ran down my entire phone battery and stared at the ceiling tiles. 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 24/12/2024took the girls to the nutcracker and the little one fell asleep at the same part that i used to fall asleep 🥲 (waltz of the flowers) 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 20/12/2024got this bad boy renewed (in less than two weeks!) just in time for the final gasping breaths of our functioning government. 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 19/12/2024these are excellent points on their own, but the argument extends perfectly to requiring wearing respirators in workplaces/public spaces as well. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024day three of faving every video of robyn at the charli xcx concert 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024do not send your weakest soldier into battle (your husband into shoprite the day before thanksgiving) 020
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 18/11/2024picked up my car from the shop, where they said they fixed the noise from the front wheel, and i drove away listening to that same noise. fab! off to another shop tomorrow. 110
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 08/11/2024kicking off my dog-sitting weekend with mare of easttown 110
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 07/11/2024strike-friendly games from the nyt tech guild! guild-build.netlify.appguild-build.netlify.appGuild BuildsGuild BuildsA series of games made by NY Tech Guild members 010
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 06/11/2024came home after a 12-hour shift to either dog poop or vomit in my bed, which is really just……the cherry on top of this evening. 110
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 03/11/2024as much as it hurts to delete parts of me from the internet (because it really does feel like physical parts!), i’m glad to be free of twitter. i’ll miss the relationships that grew there, though. 100
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 13/10/2024i know i’ve been scrolling for too long when the “he has a husband” theories start making complete sense. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 10/10/2024the drama and cost of my car being in and out of the shop for the past week was all worth it when the guy balancing my tires recognized my pump and we talked about his 3yo son, also on a pump 🥺 i forget how important it is to connect with others IRL through diabetes. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 06/09/2024got my updated covid vaccine! i hope you do as well. bummed that they didn’t fill out my vaccine card. i know it has no use any longer, but i liked keeping it updated as a physical testament to actual public health effort. 000
kerry @jegheterkerry.bsky.social · 26/08/2024he’s back with grandma now, waiting for her to put her breakfast plate on the floor so he could lick up the egg yolk and toast crusts. he’s running free and catching every chipmunk he sees. he’s falling asleep in the grass, a gentle breeze petting his sun-warm fur. 010
