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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am very sorry to um actually this person whom I do not know but Hoopeston is not southern Illinois it’s Central Illinois 😭😭😭 Signed, Someone who grew up in central Illinois and has had to live with Chicagoans calling everything south of Chicago “southern Illinois” for 20 years
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CHAIN WALLETS!
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👻 undead captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One must imagine Ferrari drivers happy
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“You can detect the multicream” I just love the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
swagophile
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's important to have a good hair care routine and brain med regimen, especially in the hot, humid summer months. You can't fight frizz and brain worms without a good, solid routine and high-quality hair products and crazy meds that work well for your specific needs
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Zoe @zmcadler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
but,,, but it literally is a jersey. The point of the painting is that it wasn’t a pipe, it was a PICTURE of a pipe-
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am watching my national team do what it does best (lose to Belgium) do not bring that waxy bitch into my life right now
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three Portuguese speaking countries in the World Cup on Friday, none left on Monday. It is with great regret that I must post this, but……… More like Lose-ophones
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
DOMINATING PERFORMANCE BY BLINKY THE SAFETY CAR
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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This crab statue I found while Google-mapping Cabo Verde is having the best day.
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My pre-PK instructions: Shooters, I don’t care where you kick it but you can’t miss the goal Keepers, I don’t care if you make the fancy save, but if they kick it right at you, you gotta save those
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Marcus Ellsworth @thinglythings.substack.com · 29/06/2026
Look at all those wrinkles! My mother would be so mad at me if I didn't iron my arch before going out in public.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/06/2026
okay, FIFA. there's this country called the democratic republic of the congo, almost always called by that full name, DR congo, or even just the DRC. it's your job to give them a snappy 3 letter acronym that the casual fan will be able to read and quickly understand. what do you pick FIFA:
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“there’s good energy but a lack of quality.” - World Cup commentary or an accurate assessment of your boyfriend
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Imagine if your Cabo was not Verde, inconceivable
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love this kid vomiting up FIFA
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player biting an apple. The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's nothing like the feeling of knowing you CANNOT BE BEATEN in Learned League on the day because *you already got all six correct* 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Gay! Alive! It was a gay rainbow! I’m so sorry
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
social media isn’t supposed to be fun, it’s for dumping intrusive thoughts and having pointless arguments so you don’t do those things in real life
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Delighted does not describe how I feel about George Russell finally getting his shot at being the alpha dog and discovering there’s an 18 year old driver too young to understand fear or consequences right on his ass
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They don’t make enough pant. Hot weather: one day = one pant? How sustainable? System collapse
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
@sparrowgg.bsky.social GG!!! It is me, indeed, That Sam (lol), SMONK, you literally did my wedding (by zoom!). I keep thinking I should find you on the internet again and reconnect and then getting distracted by *gestures at everything*. Did I ever say I Am Trans? Also divorced now (this is good)
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Most important thread of 2026 just dropped
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
sorry but I can’t be expected to remember “which books I’ve already read”
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Author Alexis “AC” K. @acknight3.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Had to read it for myself and chuckle. Beautifully written 😩🤗 pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Chris Brown: BROWN
Read Alphonse Pierre’s review of the album.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You could share clips of the bad WaPo podcast ORRR you could share sethhotdog dot mp4
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Post from @figgled

It's kinda fucked that musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths

Post from skirtsuit-angel

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 11/05/2026
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING! It’s Period Poverty Awareness Week, can I have some money please? secure.givelively.org/donate/georg...
Georgia STOMP

What We Do

Georgia STOMP's five pillars:

• Address period poverty and its effects on education in our state's public schools

• Work with state, local and county agencies to ensure menstrual products are available in adequate supply for those incarcerated

• Vigorously pursue the elimination of state sales tax on menstrual products, holding that it is a minimum that can be done to address menstrual equity in Georgia

• Work to address the availability of period products for vulnerable populations

• Advance an understanding of menstrual equity and why it is needed in Georgia alongside efforts to eliminate period poverty
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.
A'JA WILSON IS THE 1ST ATHLETE IN SPORTS HISTORY TO HIT A GAME WINNER OVER A
MARRIED COUPLE 😧🔥
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
threesome photos at 6:08 am on New Year's Day, absolute legends
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When the burger of your heart Matches the burger on the bun There is a lunch about to start When tomorrow comes
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do you hear the Burger King Kinging the buns of angry men It is the burger of a people Who will have their way again
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Elizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
everyone knows a mid race lightning strike was what made Ayrton Senna so fast in the wet
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*tapping the sign*
A meme with a possum wearing a hat, a mushroom, a cast iron skillet, and a plate of cornbread that reads “ignoring and writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies and only aids further regression. Your neighborhood isn’t better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries.”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/04/2026
seventh-round pick, bad measurables, great awareness and motor, 4x Pro Bowler on special teams
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
legit watch this once a week www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzf...
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Kara Lawson: Handle Hard Better
YouTube video by Duke Women's Basketball
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sams, we are currently 31st in the #charitibundibowl rankings and the graph only goes down to 20. I have no reach on this platform but surely we can rally the multi-gender Sam coalition and represent our many permutations proudly😤
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Finally, its Charity Bowl position matches its US News ranking
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Honestly I just wanted the thrill of tripling a school’s total contributions so far. In looking up the mascot of Utah State, I learned that putting red rubber boots on the cow they painted blue “did not pan out”🧐 @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
Three screenshots, showing Utah State in last place with $13 total, my donation of $26+fees, and now it is in *second* to last place with $40Wikipedia text highlighted: For a few years, USU used an actual white bull, painted blue, which was brought to sporting events and corralled on the sidelines. However, when the Smith Spectrum was built, there were concerns with the bull ruining the floor. For a short time, the bull was outfitted with red rubber boots, which did not pan out and the bull was retired.[15]
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Allison Morrow @amorrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now
"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social I’m half-tempted to make Spencer assign me a college football team for rooting purposes, but it’s hard to not just support the fightin’ Blue Sharks
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This might be the best thing they’ve ever done bsky.app/profile/dors...
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Michael G @michael21910.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
David Simon said it best
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samyeahthatsam.bsky.social @samyeahthatsam.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@ktrn-lap.bsky.social HELLO it is me, lol, tell me of your Williams fandom and how you are suffering with the overweight car 💀
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