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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 39s

That was a lot of fanfare on the part of the announcers for a pitcher who ended up doing... that.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 24m

Well, no. This is stupid. bsky.app/profile/thr....

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 2h

Considering most of the people who would really care know the general comic book storyline they’re adapting got this movie and the next, I’d say no, they probably won’t be all that surprised. bsky.app/profile/ign....

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 10h

Needed this. bsky.app/profile/bria...

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 22h

See the nice thing about Ben Rice is he couldn’t grow facial hair if he tried, so Mr. Steinbrenner’s ghost can rest easy.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 23h

Really loving this Yankees team full of children.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 23h

I’m just saying, can you name a single Na’vi character in “Choosin’ Texas”?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He looks like he's trying to ensure the future of the Weyland Yutani corporation. bsky.app/profile/arto...

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That I could one day ever feel this thrilled about anything.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People being incredibly insistent that YES you HAVE heard a song you’ve never heard is probably indicative of some greater cultural trend, right?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That is some goofy ass football.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Crazy how the throughline to all of Pattinson’s roles this year is “bystander to atrocity.”

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Academy Award nominee Adam Driver… Academy Award nominee Scarlett Johansson… … … … … … Miles Teller

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sorry to Chris Hansen, but I didn’t retain any of his pre-Primetime commercial because it was immediately followed by Kelly Rowland’s eczema ad.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gifted article: How Raccoon City Failed Austin Abrams

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I really liked "Fleabag." I am always the teensiest bit surprised at the massive degree to which some people LOVE "Fleabag."

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The new season of "Survivor" featuring an executive for the New York Yankees who cites his skills with negotiating deals and then declines to take part when there is actual deal-making to be done is unfortunately far too accurate.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Less than one week to draft a Movies Fantasy League team before scoring starts! I decided to experiment with my team to see how well I can do without any of the big-ticket movies like The Odyssey, Project Hail Mary, or Dune Pt. 3. No regrets! (...yet) www.vulture.com/movies-league/

Team "Eumaeus Can Circe Everything": La Bola Negra $20; The Debut $20; Wild Horse Nine $20; Elsinore $15; The Invite $10; Club Kid $8; NAZA $5; Once Upon a Time in Harlem $1

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lewis the Irish twink farmer, huh?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Paul Baker at the sperm bank. I’ve seen enough. Funniest show on TV.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Digger? I dug it! Tom Cruise sails through as a man worth billions, just don’t bill him for the cost of saving the human race. Iñarritu, Bruté? Grab your shovel but don’t push and shove. When you get to the front of the line, dig yer ticket out of your pocket and tell ‘em your old pal Gene sent ya!

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can Tom Brady say "piss missile"?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've been told not to say that Justin Herbert is a deeply overrated quarterback, so I guess I have no choice but to assume that Kirk Cousins is a deeply UNDERrated quarterback.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So naturally the four best-looking teams in the NFC are the Seahawks, and also the Giants, Saints, and 49ers. And then the Vikings?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Best Canadian Discovery award at TIFF went to "Smudge the Blades," whose Cree director Cody Lightning was emotionally overcome in his speech as he talked about his filmmaker mother who recently died. [...]

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran finally giving people a real reason to hate him instead of the made-up gay-guy reasons people have always had was one of your all time "you fucked up" moments.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nailed it. bsky.app/profile/joer...

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Quite literally “aren’t you tired?”

Meg Stalter dressed like an Emmy statue on the Emmys red carpet.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was wondering if the lameness powers of Ben Platt would be enough to tarnish the cool-kid vibes of the “Industry” fans but they remain undeterred!

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Chargers lost to WHOM? By HOW MANY?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“There are no Silicon Valley law firms representing the exploited.” Fall TV season is here, baby!

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

American sports media pronouncing Melbourne “Mel-buhn” hits my ear like if they pronounced Paris “Paree.”

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They got Freulein Sally Bowles anchoring the pre-show on Netflix.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Carlos gotta free that nipple if he wants to win here.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, the Republicans have lost the college sophomores for a generation at least. bsky.app/profile/reic...

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So wait, you're telling me that in the midst of a highly contentious midterm election in Texas, that there's a new longest-running #1 Billboard hit that I have quite simply never heard, by an artist i have quite simply never heard of, and it's called "CHOOSIN' TEXAS" and the artist is Ella LANGLEY??

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

None of these elite pro athletes want to stay retired and it’s like… want to trade? You come work and I’ll retire. I’d be so good at it.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If the "Days of Thunder" sequel isn't called "Weeks of Thunder," boy I just don't know.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@proant.bsky.social Who, if anybody, do you actually like on this defense?

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The "I Will Always Love You" drum bang challenge but it's me getting the timing on Virginia Woolf's closing monologue in The Hours exactly right.

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Folks, is this Jimmy Fallon with Colleen Haskell from "Survivor"?

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