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Safe Muffins

@safemuffins.vip
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He/him. Chicago native, residing in NW Indiana. I like games, especially modding games n stuff. I'm an old Gen X curmudgeon of sorts living in a spectator democracy, and I'm pretty grumpy about it. Where to learn more about me: safemuffins.vip

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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 24m
Hey, I am a bit tied up at the moment but wanted to check...anyone know if Yuna has stopped dancing yet?
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 32m
I have completely tuned out much of the outside world the last 24 hours or so and it has been a wonderful bit of brain rest.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 20h
"You can see the code the universe runs on if you scatter a laser across a convex surface and take DMT." "Homie, I don't think the LASER is really pulling any weight for this discovery sled."
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 20h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024
if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20h
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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DCapTO @dcapto.bsky.social · 22h
This whole thread!
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/02/2025
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 23h
I have begun the great filament drying event of 2026. I also need to buy some more filament. Holidays are coming up, and I got a metric assload of 3d printing to do.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mind you there are 45.5M registered Dems and 39.2M registered Republicans and a mere 120k members of the DSA which is just an organization and is not an actual political party of its own so tbh I think a 30% Fox poll respondent favorable for the Democratic Socialists of America is pretty fuckin good
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026
Just a pro tip: Nobody needs this empty shit tier food. Nobody. You can stop buying from them, and not just be better for it, but also healthier.
engadget.com
McDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - Engadget
Its food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths.
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Victorious Bleue @victoriousbleue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A meme in the style of a motivational poster, with a dense, lush, PacNW rainforest nature background, but with centered, prominent, red neon sign lettering which says: 

MAYBE YOUR FINAL STAGE OF HEALING IS TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026
The year is 2026. and this is how we deal with Nazeem in #Skyrim in 2026...
nexusmods.com
Kick anyone in the nuts Shout
Kick anyone in the family jewels.
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gonna tear this orange peel into smaller and smaller pieces until i discover a new subatomic particle
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026
Vent Time. Okay. Here's the thing: While growing up, YOU are your child's safety net. The goal? Letting them make mistakes. Let them screw up. Mistakes are how we learn. I have zero tolerance for parents who think it's their job to keep their kids from making mistakes. ZERO.
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Jessica Velenti on the book of faces: 12 years ago, she interviewed Emma Sulkowicz, a Columbia student who promised and did carry the mattress she was raped on to every class on campus, until her rapist was expelled. He wasn't and she ultimately carried it across her graduation stage.
Twelve years ago, I interviewed a Columbia student who walked from class to class, carrying the mattress she was r*ped on.

She told me she would carry it until her attacker was expelled, or he left of his own accord. 

Neither happened.Instead, Emma Sulkowicz carried her mattress across the graduation stage- -where the university president refused to shake her hand.

I'm thinking about her a lot this week
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 29/09/2026
You don't have to keep showing me Elon Musk's torso, I know it's weird and fucked up I don't need to be kept abreast of its development until his HGH engorged liver pops out of his collar.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
thank you bradley
Amazon review:

Bradley D.
Verified Purchase
No. Weiner hole
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2026

No weiner hole
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The DOGE Zone" (2026)
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man, I wish the dems had a fucking brain in their heads, they'd be playing this on a loop nationally
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If hunting the Cornell rapists online is a witchhunt, welp. Where do I get my torch.
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick. Swayze isn't here, put Baby in the corner.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not a scam this is not a scam at all it is not just Digital Jenny McCarthy telling you how hot and smart you are and doing math problems wrong for the low low price of 12 billion dollars
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I will never vote for Newsom. Consultants: OK. Can we propose someone even worse?
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 28/09/2026
A lot of Smart People Who Understand Games Good often criticize a game for not doing what they personally want it to despite that being outside of the scope of the game as written.
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
What have I been doing? I spent all morning loafing around.
A picture of two freshly baked loaves of bread. This picture was taken for the sole purpose of making the most obvious Dad joke.
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/ball...
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s awful that Jasmine Guy had to make that post.
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orpheus was a hungry young gurl @eethatsme.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Have to mention that desirability politics is a form of behavioral control. Manipulate the masses into obsessing over superficial hierarchies so they don't turn on you. It sounds like a conspiracy but in reality it's how fascism works. Don't need to pay overseers when the slaves police themselves
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
*talks into my sleeve mic* Loaf one is done. I repeat. Loaf one is complete.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Donald Trump increased the price of gas, and now he wants you to have to buy more of it." Doesn't seem like a difficult messaging challenge for Democrats.
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
What am I doing this morning? Making bread.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisdom and grace won't save you. Here is a sledgehammer.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOTS ALL THIS THEN.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
Today is "I am really sick of bullshit repetitive AI news cycles" day for me. All of the people foisting this fraud upon humanity need to be loaded into a Saturn V and launched into the sun.
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
Indeed. They're in the "huffing gold paint" stage. They can't stop, they're addicted no matter how ridiculous they look.
A picture of the gold paint huffing dude from Smoking Gun.
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026
Aaron Swartz committed suicide after being federally indicted, and threatened with hard federal jail time for downloading too many academic journals with his JSTOR account too quickly from an unlocked closet on an open campus.
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