Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 24mHey, I am a bit tied up at the moment but wanted to check...anyone know if Yuna has stopped dancing yet? 021
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 32mI have completely tuned out much of the outside world the last 24 hours or so and it has been a wonderful bit of brain rest. 000
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 20h"You can see the code the universe runs on if you scatter a laser across a convex surface and take DMT." "Homie, I don't think the LASER is really pulling any weight for this discovery sled." 0131
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 20hthey DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION????? 1453301413
Reposted by Safe Muffinsharpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms 0254
Reposted by Safe MuffinsAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20hPeter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop 191125126
Reposted by Safe MuffinsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/02/2025I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe. 337186992152
Reposted by Safe Muffinsmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4989561648
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 23hI have begun the great filament drying event of 2026. I also need to buy some more filament. Holidays are coming up, and I got a metric assload of 3d printing to do. 010
Reposted by Safe MuffinsErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mind you there are 45.5M registered Dems and 39.2M registered Republicans and a mere 120k members of the DSA which is just an organization and is not an actual political party of its own so tbh I think a 30% Fox poll respondent favorable for the Democratic Socialists of America is pretty fuckin good 4958
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026Just a pro tip: Nobody needs this empty shit tier food. Nobody. You can stop buying from them, and not just be better for it, but also healthier.engadget.comMcDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - EngadgetIts food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths. 110
Reposted by Safe MuffinsBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign 601457213
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026The year is 2026. and this is how we deal with Nazeem in #Skyrim in 2026...nexusmods.comKick anyone in the nuts ShoutKick anyone in the family jewels. 020
Reposted by Safe Muffinsblink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026gonna tear this orange peel into smaller and smaller pieces until i discover a new subatomic particle 0153
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 29/09/2026Vent Time. Okay. Here's the thing: While growing up, YOU are your child's safety net. The goal? Letting them make mistakes. Let them screw up. Mistakes are how we learn. I have zero tolerance for parents who think it's their job to keep their kids from making mistakes. ZERO. 151
Reposted by Safe MuffinsTisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From Jessica Velenti on the book of faces: 12 years ago, she interviewed Emma Sulkowicz, a Columbia student who promised and did carry the mattress she was raped on to every class on campus, until her rapist was expelled. He wasn't and she ultimately carried it across her graduation stage. 23013
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 29/09/2026You don't have to keep showing me Elon Musk's torso, I know it's weird and fucked up I don't need to be kept abreast of its development until his HGH engorged liver pops out of his collar. 0121
Reposted by Safe MuffinsSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 385134782345
Reposted by Safe MuffinsElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...nytimes.comCouple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76. 291745566
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026man, I wish the dems had a fucking brain in their heads, they'd be playing this on a loop nationally 032
Reposted by Safe Muffinsgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress 1001880207
Reposted by Safe MuffinsHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If hunting the Cornell rapists online is a witchhunt, welp. Where do I get my torch. 641006147
Reposted by Safe MuffinsDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Quick. Swayze isn't here, put Baby in the corner. 5375
Reposted by Safe MuffinsCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not a scam this is not a scam at all it is not just Digital Jenny McCarthy telling you how hot and smart you are and doing math problems wrong for the low low price of 12 billion dollars 410510
Reposted by Safe MuffinsEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin... 17241311385
Reposted by Safe MuffinsQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency. 297151953565
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: I will never vote for Newsom. Consultants: OK. Can we propose someone even worse? 718735
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 28/09/2026A lot of Smart People Who Understand Games Good often criticize a game for not doing what they personally want it to despite that being outside of the scope of the game as written. 2216
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026What have I been doing? I spent all morning loafing around. 020
Reposted by Safe MuffinsGood Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026bsky.app/profile/ball... 052
Reposted by Safe MuffinsGood Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026It’s awful that Jasmine Guy had to make that post. 2206
Reposted by Safe Muffinsorpheus was a hungry young gurl @eethatsme.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026Have to mention that desirability politics is a form of behavioral control. Manipulate the masses into obsessing over superficial hierarchies so they don't turn on you. It sounds like a conspiracy but in reality it's how fascism works. Don't need to pay overseers when the slaves police themselves 01110
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026*talks into my sleeve mic* Loaf one is done. I repeat. Loaf one is complete. 020
Reposted by Safe MuffinsPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Donald Trump increased the price of gas, and now he wants you to have to buy more of it." Doesn't seem like a difficult messaging challenge for Democrats. 18514165
Reposted by Safe MuffinsNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have been blessed by the friend onion :). 803686590
Reposted by Safe MuffinsNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wisdom and grace won't save you. Here is a sledgehammer. 19545
Reposted by Safe MuffinsJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1527474
Reposted by Safe MuffinsSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero* 10847207
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026Today is "I am really sick of bullshit repetitive AI news cycles" day for me. All of the people foisting this fraud upon humanity need to be loaded into a Saturn V and launched into the sun. 100
Reposted by Safe MuffinsSafe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026Indeed. They're in the "huffing gold paint" stage. They can't stop, they're addicted no matter how ridiculous they look. 001
Reposted by Safe MuffinsSafe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026Aaron Swartz committed suicide after being federally indicted, and threatened with hard federal jail time for downloading too many academic journals with his JSTOR account too quickly from an unlocked closet on an open campus. 2128