Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 14/10/2026The sad bit here is, the ones who make it a point to say shit like this, or flaunt their cash? Many of them are the ones who leave these as tips. It should be legal to hunt them for sport. 140 4
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 03/10/2026Indeed. I'm well versed with LL's offerings. I don't go whole hog on LL mods, but I do like adding varying levels of realism to the game. And of course, I also love people's first reaction when they encounter LL for the first time... 🤣 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 03/10/2026500 mods are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up! But I feel your pain here. Sometimes, NPC replacers can get...weird. Very weird. Deeply weird. I'm currently between plays and auditing my mod load order and rebuilding all of my clothes for a new body distribution system and I just wanna be done. 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 03/10/2026The South Park Movie really cut to the heart of it years ago. 100 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 30/09/2026Can... ....someone... PLZ call amb ...ulance....can't breathe... laughing....can't c--can't stop.... laughing. HALP. 😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠😂🫠 020 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026What have I been doing? I spent all morning loafing around. 020 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 28/09/2026Indeed. They're in the "huffing gold paint" stage. They can't stop, they're addicted no matter how ridiculous they look. 001 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 26/09/2026I recommend you fuck all the way off Arris. For a better experience, you should work on optimizing your boot times, time outs, and you know...making sure someone can login to the damned modem during signal acquisition. 010 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 25/09/2026If I was going to show up to an interview with a banana split, would be either Bingo or Drooper. 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 24/09/2026This whole line could have been in a sketch from Flying Circus, where they once ruthlessly mocked the upper class. With every passing year, he becomes more and more like those upper class twits he played on Python. I think he was always like this, it's why he played those parts so well. 100 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 23/09/2026This is where I'm at now. I'm not one of the Linux bros who keyword ambush people to "just install linux", those guys ARE awful. But as *nix user of decades, living in a time where Linux is now on par with Windows...I am tired of hearing about how terrible MS is when alternatives exist now. 220 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 22/09/2026The dangerous thing about shit talking me is that you hate the "consequences" of shit talking me. For instance never forget who has access to the router, and who with their network god like powers can ERASE YOUR ASS FROM THE LAN ON A MERE WHIM. But for now, I'll settle for renaming your phone. 020 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 21/09/2026The party does everything it can to exclude actual progressives. The Democrats, as they stand right now, are just centrist/moderate Republicans. I fucking hate Noam, but a broken clock is still right twice a day. He absolutely called this one... 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 21/09/2026I go to the closet, and I rummage through the boxes until I find what I'm looking for. It's just as I left it...wrapped up in a canvas satchel. I take it out and throw it on my ironing board. I get all the creases out. Now, the flag is ready to hoist. 032 3
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 20/09/2026Aztec for the Apple II. This was one of the first games with a procedural system for generating the play fields/floors. No two games were ever alike. You were encouraged to open every box, blow up walls. Avoid traps and the occasional T-Rex. Exploration was key. I still play this game. 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 20/09/2026My Anbernic RG351V got here today. It is a pretty rad device. Exactly what I was looking for...something I can pick up, play a game, then set down. I love my Steam Deck, for sure. But doing old emulation on it, is kind of a pain. This new device is more purpose built...and a lot smoother to use. 250 5
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 18/09/2026You may not like it, but this is what a peak anime power couple looks like. 021 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 15/09/2026I bet you'd be happier to be home with one of these. Oh! Well, would you just look at that... 120 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 14/09/2026We used to be a real country, that made real products. 010 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 14/09/2026MFW I see yet another story about Trump's butthurt about the Kennedy Center. 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 13/09/2026Bailey was a great dog. She was quite old for a boxer (12)...but she was an awesome pup. She is missed. 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 27/08/2026WTF TMZ. WAS USING THIS IMAGE REALLY NECESSARY? AS IF LOSING CULLEN WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, YOU NEED TO MAKE THE CUT EVEN DEEPER? 062 6
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 24/08/2026User Friendly really nailed it 20 years ago. The situation has not changed, except that SCO is now defunct yet the case refuses to die. 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 10/08/2026For those folks who are trying to rehabilitate Rahm Emanuel for the next election cycle I have an encouraging message for you: 020 2
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 09/08/2026Hey, could kindly fuck off within the next 4 minutes? 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 09/08/2026This timeline is trying hard as hell to break my reality checking policy. It consists of this image, whenever I think something can't be real, it has to be fake...I consult this image to remind myself of the threshold. But this timeline...it is blurring some lines now, and I am not happy. 110 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 07/08/2026So, our electric griddle was starting to die...and rather than buy a new one, I finally managed to find an oven topper. This. Thing. Is. Magnificent. Bought it, and a grill brick. It's like being in a restaurant kitchen. It's wondrous, and it will never die. We can also take it camping with us. 010 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 03/08/2026This is my 2 pound meat tenderizer. I inherited it from my mother. I will accept these laws if, and only if I am allowed to verify the genitals of the person inspecting my child with this instrument with the understanding that it may take multiple swings to get an accurate analysis. 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 03/08/2026It's 2026 and we can automate this process by 3d printing Demon Cores. 100 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 26/07/2026Bread complete. It turned out wonderful. (It is normal sized, not 8 ft long) 130 3
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 26/07/2026I scratched my itch for Civ, now I've moved to another timeless classic: 010 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 25/07/2026Just Civ things. Sometimes, the most absurd statements break some of the game tension. This made me bust out laughing. 010 1
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 24/07/2026My youngest daughter is part Sicilian on her mothers side. She just came into my office to hand me this... 240 4
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 16/07/2026This is what you're supposed to expect when your planet is on fire, right? 000 0
Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 16/07/2026The state of search engines is really starting to piss me off. Anyone have a good gecko browser based plugin/extension that lets me block domains from search results on Duck Duck Go? 100 1