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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1h

literal chills

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austin @powerllama.com · 06/10/2026

what the fuck

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Multitude Container @zbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when a newspaper partners with a university to do polling, the goal is to find a university with a name that sounds like a small hamlet that Samwise Gamgee offhandedly insults and then never mentions again

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Ry @ duck.haus @ryatduckhaus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This must be completely made up. Deeply skeptical that the Beatles are only the best selling artist in that spot on the map or that aphex twin is the best selling artist in any geographic area

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026

the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car

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frielf @goblin.fans · 01/10/2026

every parking lot has one spot where reality is noticeably thinner

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026

I use ChatGPT to tell me what to look at on my phone while I’m driving

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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Google served me the same result on the same search.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid

senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up

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gabriel @gironda.org · 22/09/2026

it's like everyone got called up to return to office to undergo mandatory ergot poisoning

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jupiter - PJ25-24 - Detail - From Kevin M. Gill (kevinmgill.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2ivZQdX

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NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS/Kevin M. Gill

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm good thanks

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: NOT GREAT NOT TERRIBLE Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A321neo A: #a1c2310fd90 F: #f903023d249

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 15/09/2026

Please admire this slop-guide to the U.S. government that my kid received in his ninth grade government class. “Watergsstate Impreachment Imeachment bolity Precedent”

A sort of map of US government, with lots of arrows and words. It’s labelled “SIMPLIFIED CONCEPT MAP: U.S. GOVERNMENT.”

Close up of the diagram:

Example: Watergate Impeachment Key 2473 - Watergsstate Impreachment
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Legislative Checks
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Washington's 2-Ter-in Precedent
Example 3: Impeachment Precedent Key 2016 - Declares political inconinitional comnoladunt precedions hutsite avothov Uncostitutional: Bleachmens on the divisience of the Barizon Precedent

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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

For your consideration: A mayor who will fight for LA, every day. Catch this ad on NBC tonight, before and after the Emmys.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

australian james bond: whatta ya heave for me queew? Q: reckon i heave heaps of geedgets

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”

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antlers @cervine.online · 11/09/2026

In France they have a saying, "sous vide" – which in English roughly translates to "Immersion Cooker Bundle with Vacuum Sealer Machine,1000W Cooker Immersion Circulator with 14 Preset Recipes on APP and Thermal Immersion with Timer" and I just think thats beautiful

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's also not magic beans. It's a word predictor. It's really fast at it and it's even learned to pick the next line in code to make the code do what you want it to, most of the time. (This tends to flatten all art and make it worse, but that's another thing.) But it isn't magic and it's not alive.

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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 08/09/2026

are they not waiting for the markets to close anymore

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026

i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

(forgetting the name of klondike bars) i'll have a cold pocket

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You know we're in for a rough ride when a headline that could've been written by a 3-year-old trying to explain recessionary hyperinflation is on the top of CNN.com.

The war is raising the price of money. That’s a problem for the global economy

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026

the “op” is that vance is the most visibly sweaty, pathetic and juiceless national politician in recent memory

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...

local12.com

Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart

A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026

Never let a writer help you move

A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie

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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

FYI, they will not work through clothing unless that clothing is thin or wet. Also, they can't handle being doused with water. Wear layers, carry water. Stay safe out there

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...

Axios: AI has become my reading buddy as I've plowed through my summer book list, helping me keep track of plots and characters, unpack themes, and make sense of wordy, old prose.

Why it matters: The way many of us actually read books — a few pages before bed, a chapter at the beach, another on a plane — makes it easy to lose the thread. AI can help you pick it back up without starting over.
📖 I really got into using AI while reading James Fenimore Cooper's "The Last of the Mohicans." The text was far too dense for casual vacation reading. My first prompt asked:

"I'd like a guide as I read The Last of the Mohicans who can help me understand what I've read and where the story is, without giving spoilers or getting ahead of my progress. Can you do this, chapter by chapter?"
The robot agreed: "Cooper's sentences are long and his diction is archaic."

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'll be in the street in five minutes I'll tell you that

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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Library funding is tied to usage.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

When I see screenshots of political Twitter nowadays it’s become so weirdly bigoted that I don’t even know what the fuck people are even talking about, it’s like the kind of racism cadence people had in 1870

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wages? Stagnant. Jobs? Don’t exist. Doritos? $8. Lettuce? Diarrhea. Wife? Left me. Libs? lol owned

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Call in now if you’ve also had your ex-wife kill your horse due to a marital dispute.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if i went back in time to 1950 and told my grandparents that a hamburger costs more than $0.10 they would kill themselves immediately

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austin @powerllama.com · 31/07/2026

california residents: fill this out and data brokers have to delete your data starting tomorrow 👍

privacy.ca.gov

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