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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 7h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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gabriel @gironda.org · 29/09/2026
Followers for Algernon
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kush got me feeling like the white Bryan Ferry
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 19/09/2026
The sane package Regulate uses and failures before regulating models. Make the legally relevant event something observable
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gabriel @gironda.org · 29/09/2026
think my lyft driver ran over a pop-punk romani and i’ve been cursed with jimmy eat world - the middle being stuck in my head for three days
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gabriel @gironda.org · 29/09/2026
nice mandate. of heaven?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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gabriel @gironda.org · 29/09/2026
ed zitron is focused on AI compute costs. and if there’s one thing the tech industry hasn’t consistently pulled off for decades, it’s definitely more compute for less money,
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gabriel @gironda.org · 28/09/2026
huh. i thought “open source cumstack” was the name of DHH’s new linux distribution
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
i mean to be fair those trump ads are nowhere near the worst atrocity your taxes have paid for
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
tourist loudly wondering “who’s smoking weed???”. sir you are in the city of chicago
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
i will hunt, kill, and eat the meta muse mascot
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
(extremely EA/rationalist dude voice) you have to fuck me or the terminators will win
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
The Sanford (and Son) Prison Experiment
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*jerking hand motion*
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
are you threatening me?
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
america: the good parts
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What some folks mean when they claim to have never heard "Pulse Demon" Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Merzbow's genre-defining album has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but hash noise wall"
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
there should be a bluesky /etc/motd file that is displayed when you open the app and tells you what dumb shit is the main point of argument on here today
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
got my iced coffee and ready for my big interview at the dick sucking factory
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
heard coldplay in the hotel lobby and it just now struck me that’s their entire genre. Hotel Lobby Music
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026
it’s actually a very normal experience to not have heard a song that tops the charts, and you can read about why right here! www.typebarmagazine.com/streaming-mu...
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Streaming Music, The Illusion of Choice, and You
Maybe it’s time to change our relationships to music streaming services.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the fav dance scene prompt comes up at least once per season and I am happy to post the SIMPLE MEN "Kool Thing" sequence every time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
reading this, it does seem as if “rationalism” is an elaborate intellectual architecture designed primarily to support the idea that if you were born white, male and clever then you are the genetic elite and entitled to rule.
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
ejected from the club for pronouncing cardi b as cardib
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
revisiting all my old chicago haunts. like the fire escape i got stuck on when i went out for a smoke because the door locked behind me and comcast had zip-tied a cable to it and it wouldn’t lower
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gabriel @gironda.org · 27/09/2026
ah, chicago. america’s city of all time
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
this is extremely "i was banned from the eBaum's World forums and now the world must pay" energy
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
i am not a "the machines are alive" AI booster but every time i see some 100k Expert Poster on here say "hacking, is what they're programmed to do," my eye twitches. the fact they're not "programmed" to do anything in particular and yet can do something in particular is what makes them interesting
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
i fear we have lost the war against the watching-shit-on-their-phone-without-headphones-in-public-places crowd
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
ska is the real threat the AI doomers won’t talk about. i would rather die than have a computer make me listen to voodoo glow skulls
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
feels like the headline you see in the opening montage of the movie about a post-apocalyptic wasteland america
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
i don’t care about what rahm emanuel thinks and you can’t make me
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
if this guy had a big sign and a megaphone and was ranting about this same shit at the park we’d rightfully ignore him but here we are
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
here at the soul crushing factory we believe that the only thing you should bring to a job interview is your whole self :)
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
not to be an ultra-hater but i’ve been back on US soil for 7 hours and i’m ready to leave
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dylan @gropeforluna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mods are busy vibe coding ways to make life hard for trans people, post some albini tweets
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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
girl, you’ll be a moomin, soon
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
showed up for my flight with an iced coffee and now they’re letting me fly the plane
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
bringing the september 1982 issue of hustler to a job interview
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
i get the reason it sucks but also. the a380 rules
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
Engagement metrics (derogatory)
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
can they please use this same headline when he dies too
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gabriel @gironda.org · 25/09/2026
in an airport lounge torrenting like a madman for the first time in years because they warned us the inflight entertainment might be down and raw-dogging a 16 hour flight should be a violation of various international treaties
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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
girl, you’ll be a moomin, soon
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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
“gen-z doesn’t even know how to JACK OFF anymore”, claims boomer secretly spending $900 a month on onlyfans JOI content
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