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russlar {they\them}

@russlar.bsky.social
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This is the unfiltered inner monologue. shitposto ergo sum. amab, agender, autistic, cat dad, stoner, Trekkie, terminally horny. Desperately gripping Hanlon's Razor. I might occasionally (re)post nsfw If you are under 18, this feed is not for you. Sorry.

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 11h
Got some browser cookies
Literal cookies with IE and Netscape logos on them
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, wow. “The American Airlines passenger who allegedly took off her underwear and jeans to masturbate on a flight pressed her legs against the window and moaned as she pleasured herself.”
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do vulcans masturbate
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 117
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Andy Lawton @andylawton.com · 04/10/2026
Prompt: "Fix cars for wet" Claude: "Here's your code for boats"
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@superbus.bsky.social IGGY GOAL
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny how they use "California governor" for sketchy shit like this, since everyone hates California's governor, but if he does something positive it's "Gavin Newsom", to build name recognition ahead of the next Presidential election.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 30/09/2026
so you're saying this was a bad idea
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what do klingons put on pizza
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serving Jerseys Mike at this orgy.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Destroyed
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/09/2026
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients. trib.al/WfBh0ib
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MAGA Furious Over Republican Ad Featuring White Man as Face of Welfare
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients.
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh wow
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Nintendo Ice Cream Sandwiches (1988-1989): Vanilla ice cream between two round, vanilla cookies, bearing the image of Super Mario from the American "Super Mario Bros 2", for which these treats were released as a promotional item.
An illustration of Super Mario, bursting through a brick wall, carrying a round, tan ice cream sandwich, which bears an image of himself holding a turnip
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Madison Taylor 🌈 @maddramaqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are the people "writing" these things not embarrassed with themselves. Fucking grow a spine.
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the hell is going on
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Justin Case @punchnazisitsokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wayward @wayward3d.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
'Meditation' Liara by @rigid3d.bsky.social Background by PotatoFire777
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do cardassians have nipples
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 25/09/2026
The administration is airing a new TV ad touting President Trump’s accomplishments, with music proclaiming “love me” — which it says is a “public service announcement” funded “by the U.S. government.”
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White House says new pro-Trump ad funded by the ‘U.S. government’ is a ‘public service announcement’
The ad praises Trump and plays a song with the words “love me” repeated over and over. The administration hasn’t disclosed more details about its funding source.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WELL FUCK ME I GUESS"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I miss the days when bullshit was funny"
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm a slut for fall.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
episode 018
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New: We said there were no dumb questions, so you kept asking this one. OK, fine, let’s do it. Why don’t NHL teams just put a sumo wrestler in net? Plus season previews, a sneak peek at the prediction contest, and more in the web version of today’s newsletter: www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
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Could a sumo wrestler play goalie in the NHL? A ridiculous yet serious examination (Gift Article)
It's time to answer the single most common (and almost certainly most outlandish) question we get from readers.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
episode 098
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2026
"I don't have time for this Christian nonsense," says a pained Kashigi Yabushige (played by Tadanobu Asano) in Shōgun
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The best part of waking up Is taking a huge dump
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Folgers Coffee Commercials: Best Part of Waking Up
ALT: Folgers Coffee Commercials: Best Part of Waking Up
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cardassian hentai
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some 90% of reported paranormal activity in New England can be traced back to questionable 1920s plumbing codes
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gimli right before he says “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf”
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I could reboot this with one word. Well, no, not one, five words. Just five words. "Idris Elba is The Doctor"
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russlar {they\them} @russlar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I just think she looks good naked"
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