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Christopher Bowen

@superbus.bsky.social
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Connecticut transplant. Referee To The Stars. Former games journalist. Somehow has a 2-1 record in elections. Virginian pizza is a war crime.

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TheSporkMaster @thesporkmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it sounds stupid but i believe that the members of ICE and our government deserve to have a fair trial even though every last one of them are traitors and terrorists...
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn’t Rita Moreno win a fucking Emmy for a dumb little Muppets skit? I’d say “it’s the Muppets” is enough.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the most Mariners shit in a very Mariners season.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do you know how pathetic you have to be to make me take the side of fuckin’ MILO!? On the bright side, if it really was a tip by that Nazi cunt Loomer, it’s gonna be really fun watching these people turn on each other when their backs are tied to the post.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two things can both be true: - The Lincoln's treatment is beyond the pale. I served. I did Med deployments. I never, EVER had anything CLOSE to their shit show. - Sailors who require resources to be saved in a shooting war must be disciplined. It's horrible. But it's true.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have three Halloween traditions. 1) Getting hammered on scotch and giving out handfulls of candy 2) David S. Pumpkins 3) Tim Curry in The Worst Witch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZY... Dude went into this movie that had like a $15 budget and OWNED IT.
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Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God heard our pleas. He heard our despair at losing Dolly. He heard us crying that he took the wrong 80 year old. He took it all in. He pondered. He considered. And then he spoke. 1/2
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every member of leadership who approved this, from the butterbars up, needs to pay for this.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Musk is popular with the kind of people who SWAT an online streamer because he’s just psycho enough to argue, in court, that “she was probably just a fuckin’ dyke anyway”
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sometimes, I will run little sociological experiments. Like “how will people react to my ‘never argue with someone John Brown would have shot’ shirt at this teacher development conference.”
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is the greatest day of my life. #pokemongo #eevee
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
39%. It’s always a 39% floor. That’s what’s disturbing. Two out of every five people wholeheartedly approve of everything these people do, no matter what.
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Joaquin Sapien @jbsapien.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A few weeks ago, after two years of work, I published a story unlike any I’d encountered in my 18 years at ProPublica. I’ve been off social media for a while, but I felt compelled to share some of my reporting journey here. 🧵
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Get this thing within ten miles of my classroom and I will have a new project on how to recycle scrap metal for my kids to get As on.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes, this is who we need to listen to: fucking suburbanites gentrifying already planned communities who couldn’t spell Palestine without help.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There’s nothing like seeing family for the first time in years at a restaurant… and not being able to hear them because they put us next to Temu Phillip Phillips covering every artsy coffee shop staple without a break.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If blue states decide to get serious, the entire Bible Belt will be rubble by lunch tomorrow. Don’t fuck with us, guys.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have three active ones, that work?
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do y’all remember all those “Death at the claw machine” memes, where someone horrible would die and the Reaper would be like “damnit, is Kissinger even in here!?” That’s how I feel about Mitch McConnell. Glad it’s happening, wake me when The Big One hits.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In fairness, this mindset did give us the Starship Troopers movie, which was a huge glow up.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This wasn’t even the best thing Carlin said about them (and the “In Dios” thing has since been greatly disproven) (Brain Droppings, p. 177)
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s never a good part of your legacy when someone sees you and their first thought is “wow… that guy was a real piece of shit”.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY
Guy standing up meme
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I won’t lie: they’re right. Some people become irrevocably broken by serving. Unfortunately, they usually don’t hold the Senate in their hands.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
… this is pretty damning. Sometimes, a cigar is a cigar, no matter how much AIPAC hates him.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All I can say about Platner is that they would have had him responsible for 9/11 by Labour Day. They elected a rapist and pedophile President and he turned the White House into the Bellagio. This is war. At this point, burn everything to the fucking ground.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Football fans got what they wanted. They wanted VAR to “get the call right”, and now a fucking chip in a football is taking teams out of the World Cup because a guy has long hair.
A sine wave showing that the ball kicked into the 18 yard box *barely* touched the hair of Croatia player, rendering their tying goal offside and eliminating them from the World Cup.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
See, I think they all understand it. They just realize they’re Big Brother. And last I checked, Big Brother won in the end.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
ALT: Idiocracy: President Camacho with a Gun
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/07/2026
"Mommy, how long was the N64 account creation, multi-factor enrollment, update process, and new user experience when you got it on Christmas?" Matilda is distracted and scoots away, so missing your hand over the saucepan, wooden spatula shaking like a wet dog. Oh god. What world did we build?
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every time I see something horrible coming out of this Supreme Court, I’m reminded we could have avoided it had Ginsberg had half a brain and stepped aside.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Lalas” is of Slovak origin.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If this results, both teams advance to the round of 32. We could theoretically see a repeat of the Disgrace of Dijon.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I want to take this time to remind people that before Orwell was writing about fascists, he was shooting them. Kind of apropos considering Popehat’s recent suspension.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Boy, the Supreme Court is having a *day* today. Just absolutely gutting any semblance of decency, one ruling at a time, setting precedent to do it in some cases.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What’s funny is that it’s going to take billions to fix all of this, and the people that broke it will bitch about every cent. Conservatives are only good at breaking things.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I can’t put into words the euphoria that seeing this intro on a PC provided in the late 90s. The early days emulation scene felt like discovering magic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2026
Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon
Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Gravy Seal motherfucker thinks “arrest” is the end goal. LOL! If you want a picture of the perfect ending to ICE, imagine an image of Mussolini’s corpse, forever.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Office wasn’t even as edgy as The Office (UK).
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Even Dolan can’t fuck this up.
The win probability chart for Game 4 of the NBA Finals, showing the Spurs having a massive lead until the very end of the game.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Maybe this guy can sleep easier having said this. Like a deathbed confession of sorts. But there will be no reprieve. Heaven doesn’t exist and heaven on earth has no room for people like this.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wow. I’m almost in *awe* at the fucking gumption of this.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can we get one Democrat with the balls to realize that we’re at fucking war?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Two things are important when fighting off the flu: 1) vaccines 2) energy through higher calorie intake This fucking cunt, who is also responsible for food shortages out to see, just took away both.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
After Trump is dead and the risk of physical harm has passed, they’ll write tell-all books and do the Fox/Newsmax circuit. The people these simpering cunts hurt won’t have that luxury.
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Christopher Bowen @superbus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Until real, permanent consequences come to these people, no one gives a shit about complicity. Republican leaders are petrified that making Trump angry will impact their lives. Until they become more afraid of the rest of us, we’re all in this hell together.
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