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@rowanjds.bsky.social
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rowan, 27, kinda strange, mdni geckoposting from the void

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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
owning plants for 10+ years rules i love telling people my favorite preventative measure for spider mites is just. letting an actual spider or 2 live in ur plant
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
telling my therapist abt how the disco elysium skill tree thought that gets you sober only has negative stat consequences but sometines you choose to do it anyways out of sheer will
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
partial debt forgiveness for pell grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in a disadvantaged community against the machine
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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i learned the other day that my mother's definition of suffering is 'not getting what you want' and i think my entire life makes sense now
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
i find “you are valid” to be very infantilizing and i think there are a lot of ways to support people who aren’t ready to take steps toward transitioning yet that aren’t this, esp. because being afraid of becoming “ugly” or being on “poisonous” t are big myths that keep trans men off hormones
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Judith Weisenfeld @jlweisenfeld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's also a United Methodist minister and under investigation by the denomination.
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
really been losing it all day today and the last straw looking back really was having to go to a different place for breakfast and not getting good food
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shrinking myself down to sit on a leaf and eat a crumb from a muffin
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 03/10/2026
through evolution i have grown the perfect type of teeth for peeling off tight seals on bottles and such
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just realized The Beatle ripped off Charli XCX and Sophie
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
high speed car chases: the mazda miata
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in ancient times, our ancestors beat the heat by drinking cold libations such as Canada Dry: Cherry Fruit Splash, which was available at select locations for a limited time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
aspirin poisoning could explain a lot
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a reminder, audiences are allowed to stop engaging with a creator for literally any reason. There is no principle you can invoke to say that someone is entitled to keep having an audience.
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Hippo with a Zippo @hippowithazippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Side-eyeing anyone that likes this article.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beyond the horrifying reality that a hospital is trying to "clear the pentobarbital from [Christa Pike's] system" currently, the litigation over Tennessee's actions this week will shine a very clear light on the many, many reasons why governments should not be trusted with killing their citizens.
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 02/10/2026
new slur for insecure male pickup truck owners cosplaying as working class: shortbed
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
great day for the moral fiber of people who I suppose thought writing one essay to make up for sexual assault was too little just days ago but now that it's SEVERAL essays and theyre uploaded to YOUTUBE it's fine (?). bizarre to have these back to back in less than 72h
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my response to this. biel.bearblog.dev/agraveyardfo...
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a graveyard for the things that need to die
epilogue gaming released an article on the very credible rape allegations against jacob geller and to say it ruined my entire day is putting it mildly. th...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hispanics working in the USA 👏🏽
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
older man telling me to 'just live in seattle and work on a union boat in the harbor stacking oranges' for three months in the dead of winter when ill be unemployed this year ??? boomer moment
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 01/10/2026
“People are trying the best they can – learning and utilizing new skills, and responding to crises in community – and then there’s another one, and there’s another one, and there’s another one. “That is what the escalating violence is meant to do – it’s meant to exhaust us and confuse us.”
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ICE got ‘quieter’ – then killed a father in Maine. Now watch groups are shifting their tactics too
ICE-watchers get creative after the killing of Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, as Trump’s immigration crackdown takes a more secretive approach
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 29/09/2026
Kyle Gordon can't keep getting away with this
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish i was surprised to find out that my mom actually believes lindsay clancys husband did it but. alas.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i bring the kind of “pms in trans women shouldn’t be celebrated it means you are not dosing correctly and you don’t have to suffer for no reason” vibe to the function tenderqueers do not appreciate
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You knooow that if Variety was a UK production they would have been slapped with legal action until that Lily Wachowski interview was taken down. It is the civic duty of Americans to talk shit about JK where she can’t get you for it
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys will call trans womens' names "stereotypical" while having a driver's license that looks like the index of the Bible
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im in my room so frequently that my cat starts yelling at me indignantly whenever i leave
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
All the [migrants] are men, all the women are white
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THRIPS.
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/09/2026
yeah im LGBT. Little Gay Boy, Transsexual !!!!!!!
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bed time soon
the slsepytime tea bear with an arrow pointing at them saying "START DOING THIS"
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think cats like me mostly just because im a heat bomb
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have an exciting day of washing and forgetting about the laundry ahead of me.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
taking caffeine pills instead of drinking coffee has been a +1 to my stomach but a -8 on the coolness scale. like hello waiter ill have uhhhh ice wator 💜💜💜💜💜🥰
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 09/12/2025
Taking the [thing]slop concept away from you all until you can behave. What the fuck is friendslop. Do you eat out of a trough with your besties on Saturday night. Do you want to
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the rené/gaston/jeannie love triangle in de is giving The Mask from the yellow king in terms of the sheer yearning. luv to see it
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got the vapors @rowanjds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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