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RolexTharsus

@rolextharsus.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Sporadic interwebs radio bod. I been uot with Nichola Parsons.

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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 9h
As the proud owner of 2 Spray and 1 Alfsplaining t-shirt, I heartily endorse this product or service
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 14h
Tony James, Ray Mayhew and Martin Degville sound more like real ale enthusiasts who get together at the weekend to organise campaigns against local housebuilding
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 14h
"I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show."
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Cronos youtu.be/dNm3B6A3nck?...
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Venom - Buried Alive (Live at The Hammersmith Odeon, 1984) (Official Video)
YouTube video by venom
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2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hard to believe that it's been eight years since we lost El Maestro – join us today in raising a glass to the memory of Carlos Ezquerra.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think Wes Streeting et al would give a standing ovation to anyone they thought would actually enact a socialist overhaul of the UK. I have evidence called: everything that's happened for the past decade.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came up randomly again. Always worth a reshare. (Original credit to Loose Meat)
Meme with one person wearing a Smiths t-shirt and a generic hipster type. 

"Oh, so you're into the Smiths? Then name 3 ethnic groups Morrissey has used hate speech against"
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Matty @zagrebista.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Spooky Season!
The Playstation can produce mind-boggling effects skellingtons
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Capaldi
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like to play Pat Boone on the county bassoon, when the evening sun goes down
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberated this from Facebook
Worf and his feckless son. 

One day, lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you've never indulged in Earl Brutus you've missed out. Finest bunch of glam drunk uncles to walk this earth.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#GBBO
Ulrika as Nigella Lawson saying "You'd like that, wouldn't you"
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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LO FIDELITY ALLSTARS DISCO MACHINE GUN
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Counterpoint: Fuck right off.
Oxford station's Platform 5 'should be renamed Platform 9¾'
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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AGE OF CHANCE DON’T GET MAD GET EVEN
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 25/09/2026
[1995] The Glam Metal Detectives - Sketch show designed to appear as if the viewer was channel surfing through a multi-channel wasteland. It often lampooned the low-budget quality of satellite television available at the time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=39XqrH0w73I
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Glam Metal Detectives Ep 1 - One of us is a Robot
Let me tell you 'bout funk and justice, funk and justice for all! Everybody UP! Everybody DOWN!GMD.
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 1970s poster: Milton Keynes is a great place to put down roots. The main image is of a mother, father and two children standing awkwardly in the garden of a red brick new build house. It's somewhere between nostalgic, melancholy and spooky.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christ, it's like some demonic centrist Abba tribute act
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of Pat's finest Doctor moments. The build up of excitement then that final line delivery is majestc
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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THE FALL THIS NATIONS SAVING GRACE
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top lad
The Sinclair ZX81
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#GBBO
Ulrika as Nigella Lawson saying "You'd like that, wouldn't you"
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
69 today. Happy birthday Nick Cave.
Black and white photo of Max Wall about to sit down at the piano
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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🏮NEW EPISODE🏮 An all new House Of Splain investigates the incredibly strange story of the Barndance Boys... youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4?...
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The weirdest one-hit wonder you've *never* heard of
YouTube video by The House Of Splain
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can’t take offence if you spend all your time sat on one.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Headline from The I "The six words that could save Burnham's meeting with trump"The Blackout Crew inviting you to "put a banging donk on it"
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy British Orthodox Transformers Day, everyone!
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The UK energy industry #bitofsatire
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BrowseTheStacks @browsethestacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Meets Columbo: World's Greatest Detectives Art by Colin Cracker
Batman Meets Columbo: World's Greatest Detectives

Art by Colin Cracker
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Rumble from the Transformers with speech balloon.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Ha ha this-away, Ha ha Hathaway
Wizbit and Anne Hathaway
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
The Amstrad emailer phone
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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Death to all motorway services that are not right next to the road.
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost
Alt: The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve held a Village referendum
Lots of people with ‘Vote No.6’ placards in the Village square from The Prisoner.
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Adam H @admh574.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's about time the Summer Olympics caught up
A screenshot of tumblr with the following text:

User: lesbuchanan

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

User: legionoftuna

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ENDTRODUCING DJ SHADOW
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There were nearly three times as many people at the recent trans rights lobby than residents of Piddington
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington
Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo, a white man with a black moustache in a gendarme uniform CGI grim reaper Paddington bear
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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