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Llama God

@thellamagod.bsky.social
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Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.

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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 6h
Now, it should be time for this week’s #TROPRewatch, but I find myself possessed of the urge to pop down to the bank…
Berek the horse, galloping across the green hillsides with majestic trees in the background
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 12h
Today’s #deskbot is here to wring the last drop of productivity out of me before the working week ends…
Transformers One Prime Changers Quintesson High Commander stood in… robot?… mode on my filthy laptop
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 19h
@domsalvia.iacon.co.uk Happy birthday! I hope there will be whisky of some description in your near (although probably best if not immediate) future.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 19h
Yep, failed already.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 19h
MotherFUCKERS. I’ve still not collected my ML Arcee from the store in Singapore it’s waiting for me at, and Takara have the INDECENCY to go and release the Headmaster version that I’ve been waiting for since I was 10-years-old. BASTARDS. I mean of course I’m getting it.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 19h
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to not get distracted from looming work deadlines by last night’s toy reveals!
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s #deskbot is most definitely shouting at clouds. Or more precisely the lack thereof.
Transformers One Prime Changers Alpha Trion stood on my filthy laptop, with one fist raised in the air as the sun streams in through the open blinds behind him creating all sorts of chaos and reflections on the camera lens.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a short poem name like when we meet a bovine and we say 'hi coo' #NationalPoetryDay #Haiku
A black and white archive photograph of a cow standing beside a track leading down to a mill. The cow is looking at the camera.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the one determined to rule everything himself turns out to be the plucky underdog, and the ones who professed to be fighting for everyone are actually the greatest tyrants of all? I wonder why they’re putting *that* particular spin on the story at this particular moment in history? I *wonder*.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to make it to the end of this working week safe in the knowledge that summer is just around the cor- What the fuck do you mean, it's October?!?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the one determined to rule everything himself turns out to be the plucky underdog, and the ones who professed to be fighting for everyone are actually the greatest tyrants of all? I wonder why they’re putting *that* particular spin on the story at this particular moment in history? I *wonder*.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd never before thought of Jackman as being the mid-point on the spectrum between Ray Stevenson and Taika Waititi, but here we are...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s #deskbot is her.
Blokees Defender V08 Cyberverse Arcee stood on my filthy laptop and raising a very large gun up in the air with one hand
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this isn't available anywhere in Singapore when I'm out there next year then I... will just be quietly sad but not at all surprised.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh FFS... This is just because I picked up a Quintesson Commander and a Trion for 8 quid each at the weekend, thinking that was an okay price. I hope you all appreciate my service!
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Kate @rebelraising.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this leads to some actual punishment for the decision makers, not just lower ranked scapegoats. (Read Pete's book for why this needs to be the moment that commercial interests and their government enablers are brought to account and their peers scared into giving a shit about human lives.)
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? We're getting homages to previous series in a non-Generations line, and potentially without the crippling need to be slavishly beholden to perfect fidelity to designs from the past? Is nature finally healing..?
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What AI is very good at is simulating the process of being a commissioner; you get to make arbitrary changes, and the creatives have to go away and make it work, and then you get to take all the credit. So maybe TV commissioners could be replaced by AI.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to spend the day stressing over whether the Scraplet's favourite teddy can be washed and dried before bedtime...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s #deskbot is my girl.
Blokees Defenders DV 08 Windblade, stood on my filthy laptop with her sword raised and reflecting the shining sun.  Because of course she is.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to not get too distracted from doing my work by arguing against generative AI with my work colleagues this morn- Ah, who am I kidding?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. Stop that.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could be any British holiday
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
Just remember the rhyme! Masked by the sea, you’re alright by me, Masked by the planes, we’ll clap you in chains.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to survive another day of being entertained by the Paw Patrol as I work! I’ll mostly manage that by taking the afternoon off to take the Scraplet out, I think - it’ll be better for all of us…
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, at the con yesterday: Sure, why not buy a couple of cheap Transformers? I should treat myself occasionally. My roof, today: Hey, want me to start showing signs of water ingress..?! Me: …
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Good Squiddance @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dave's 100% right here. These are the exact same people who a century ago were insisting firing squads were too good for cowards with shell shock.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well. Just when you thought these people couldn't be any worse... (We didn't. We always knew there was an infinite number of ways they were likely to be much worse than we already knew them to be.)
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to... hunker down inside and hide from the rain today. Exciting times.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If this character turns out to be non-male or non-white I will be amazed…
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
25 glorious years of decontamination gel!
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Gav @gavtrdq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pre-orders for the TMUK Zine are ending October 1st so get your order in ASAP! All profits go to Toy Fu, supporting Mary's Meals! ko-fi.com/s/2c6d0acafc
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PRE-ORDER PHYSICAL COPY - Target: 2026 - A Target 2006 Fanzine! (2026) - Target: 2026's Ko-fi Shop
Every year at the TF Nation convention, TMUK & Toy Fu produce a charity fanzine. This year's is Target: 2026, a 104 page full colour celebration of 40...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As promised, I am indeed stomping grumpily around a convention space. It’s too crowded, too many people deciding to have catch up group chats in the middle of crowded aisles, and too many people deciding that it’s okay to just walk through us. And no Hobbits. *grumbles*
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio? Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles N: Hobbits? Oh dad, you know they play merry hell with your digestion
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to stomp grumpily around a convention space this day, cursing those foul and troublesome halflings!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time for this week’s #TROPRewatch, and this is magnificent. Let’s hope nothing unfortunate happens to it in the next age or something…
A shot of the main facade of Khazad Dum, windows into the mountain surrounded by giant carvings of dwarves
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Transformers Animated (2008) #deskbot
Cyberworld Elita-1 in boat mode, but with Airachnid’s legs on the side, making it look like she’s a walking spider boat thing, scuttling across my filthy laptop.
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⚔️ Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Bluey, list is irrelevant
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Numenor Faithful 2027 @numenorfaithfulcal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
North America and Rest of World, you can now purchase the #NumenorFaithfulCalendar ! Scan the QR Code or click the link below to get your copy! All profits will go to www.marysmeals.org to help feed kids in some of the world's poorest nations. numenor-charity-calendar.printify.me/product/3169...
An eagle sits on a ledge in Numenor. It looks at a pasted image of the Numenor Calendar with Elendil and Miriel in swimwear.

Text reads: Manwe's Eagle Early Bird Discount - Get 10% off the retail price of the Calendar. from Now until 9th October 2026.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
They arrested a blind man in a wheelchair for supporting terrorism because he held a sign
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, it’s the long weekend, so today I will have the power to survive another working day accompanied by a soundtrack courtesy of those pawed patrollers…
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Numenor Faithful 2027 @numenorfaithfulcal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks in North America and the Rest of the World (excluding UK+Europe), here's everything you need to know before the calendar goes on sale tomorrow! If you have any questions, please leave a reply below! All profits will go towards www.marysmeals.org #NumenorFaithfulCalendar #RingsofPower #TROP
PRICING

Calendars are priced at $23.99 USD (£17 or €20) + shipping.

Early Birds get to enjoy our Manwe’s Eagle Promotion which is a 10% discount off the retail price.
The promotion will run until 9th October.

In addition to the physical calendar, every purchase will also receive 3 free digital prints of the textless cover art, as well as the uncropped versions of Kemen and Pharazon.

These will be sent to you via email within 3 days of receiving your order.

Please check spam folders or add faithfulnumenorcal@gmail.com to your safe list.PAYMENT

Printify charges in USD, and accepts:
Credit/Debit Card, Apple Pay and Google Pay

Please be aware that shipping costs are set by Printify’s print vendors; 
we have no control over that aspect.

Printify unfortunately does not accept PayPal.
If you really do need to use PayPal, 
please email us: faithfulnumenorcal@gmail.com 
with Subject “Calendar Order”

We will send you an invoice; upon receiving payment and contact details, we can place the order for you.
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Hannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Racist hate crimes in Glasgow up 34% in one year I don't think Police Scotland's description that racist hate crimes "may be attributed to ongoing community tensions" is precise enough. Be clearer. Don't risk accidentally legitimising hate as "tensions". www.heraldscotland.com/news/2657945...
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Racist hate crimes in Glasgow up 34 per cent as police warn of community tensions
Racist hate crimes have risen by 34 per cent as Police Scotland warns of community tensions.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At an all-you-can-eat meatball buffet* at IKEA, and found this on the table we went to sit and eat at. I guess this means all flatpack furniture is going to be proscribed, or something…
A kids colouring placemat, with word searches and colouring activities and the like.  There is a “Design you own Dala horse” for kids to colour in.  This one has been coloured in the colours of the Palestinian flag, with the words Free Palestine written on it.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today’s #deskbot isn’t leaving a lot of room for the “desk” part…
Cyberworld Scorponok in robot mode stood on - and towering over - my filthy laptop
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Assuming this WAS some sort of secret prelude, yeah, I would want Dan back instead of, well, this f*cking guy.
Jaret LeMaster

Jaret LeMaster (born June 17, 1979) is a Los Angeles-based audiobook narrator and voice-over artist, best known for appearing in almost sixty episodes of The Babylon Bee Podcast. He also has producer credits for such short films as College Figures Out How to Discriminate Now That Affirmative Action Is Banned, Satan Asks Democrats to Tone Down All the Evil, and Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library, the latter presumably inspired by his four homeschooled sons and his other job as a worship pastor. Cool.
Voice roles
Optimus Prime: Awakening

    Bumblebee/King Bee 

External links

    Jaret LeMaster at the Internet Movie Database 

Category:

    English voice actors
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